Life is a joke, dj

1. If you love someone, you should care with love, treat each other sincerely, get along with each other sincerely and persevere.

Rainy day is the saddest time. Obviously don't want to cry, tears still hang on my face willfully.

3, some pain, can not forget; Some things, love yourself; Some dreams are not beautiful; Some people need to remember for a lifetime; Some feelings need lifelong protection.

It turns out that God gave me the greatest skill, not lying but acting.

5, life is a joke, a joke that whoever is serious will lose.

6. I'm just sad that I can't grow old with you.

7. I hate maturity, and I don't want you to watch me cry, but I smile beautifully like drinking snow in winter.

8, you won't become very bad to me, just because you don't have my love in your heart.

9. What is handsome for boys who play football and handsome for boys who play basketball? It's all bullshit As long as you are handsome, you are handsome just to play glass ball.

10, you said: I will always accompany you. But that's the distant future.

You can't see my inner struggle for you.

12, even if the world gives you a thousand cries, you should find a thousand reasons to smile.

13, tear up the calendars one by one, and leave one by one today. Time is like an invisible hand, taking us through the tunnel of time.

14, maybe I'm stupid, but I'm just stupid in front of you.

15, Xiao Qiang is terrible, Sadako is terrible, and people are terrible.

16, when night comes, it is the most fragile time for one's mind and the craziest time for missing.

17. At the most beautiful age, work hard for the purest dream.

18, the wind blows like a broken flower.

19, honey, where are you? A depressed heart has no air for you.

20, some love, can only stop at the lips and teeth, covered in years.

Some jokes are serious at first.

1, I don't allow anyone to take people I care about.

There is always someone whose short message can make you smile immediately.

No matter how much you like each other, it must be a man who takes the initiative in love. If the man doesn't take the initiative, he would rather miss it.

4. Don't cheat others, because the people you can cheat are those who believe in you.

I want to keep you for myself. If you need a reason, it is because I don't trust you to give it to others.

6. Some people choose to be friends because it is too important, because friends will always go further than lovers.

7. There are always some idiots who are friends I can never abandon.

8. A lazy person like me will take the initiative to chat with you every day, which shows how much I love you.

You can lie to me, but if you let me know, please leave here as far away as possible.

10, never explain yourself to anyone, because people who like you don't need to explain, and people who hate you won't believe your explanation.

1 1, suddenly want to say sorry to myself, sorry that I can't find my original self anymore.

12, when a girl tells you her troubles, it's not complaining, it's her trust in you.

13, you are lucky, because you can choose to love me or not, and I can only choose to love you or love you more.

14. Sometimes, I like listening to songs not because they sound good, but because the lyrics are written like myself.

15, I hate myself for waiting for your information for a long time, and the result is "Oh". Do you think I'm telling a story or a joke?

16, there is always someone who says you don't love, but when you hear the news about ta, your heart hurts.

17. If you are tired, please come back. I've been here.

18. Don't give up what belongs to you. What has been lost is left as a memory.

19, if the whole world betrays you, I will stand behind you and betray the whole world.

Please don't treat me like a fool. I don't know some things, but I see them in my eyes and bury them in my heart.

2 1, I really hate that feeling. I feel sad, but I don't know why, I just feel sad.

22. All I want is someone who will always be with me no matter how difficult it is.

23. As long as you never give up, I am willing to accompany you to the end, whether it is friendship or love.

24. The person who really loves me will never leave me. Even if he has a thousand reasons to give up, he will always find a reason to stick to it.

25. If one day, I become arrogant. Please remember that no one has ever reassured me.

26. A man who can bend down to help you tie your shoelaces is always better than a man who can only help you undress.

27. I know who is good to me and who is bad to me, so there is no need to be good to me when I need it.

28. When I say to you: You are busy, in fact, I hope you say: You are very important and I will accompany you.

29. Some jokes are serious at first. For example, I like you.

30. One of the most exciting things in the world is that people you think you have no chance to get close to actually fall in love with you.

It was not until I was black and blue that I realized that I was just a joke.

I like China's New Year and birthday, because when I grow up to be one year old, I can get my notebook with my dear.

Second, there is no despair in the world, only desperate people.

Third, no one will feel sympathy for those who have nothing to complain about.

4. Youth is a period when one bids farewell to naivety and moves towards maturity. You will never see the people around you until something bad happens.

5. Once upon a time, there were two people. One told me to love you, and the other told me not to love you. One day I stopped loving you and died. What names are left?

6. How many people can still order this? I'm not 18 years old, I'm still a child.

Seven, you love her, I quit. You love me, and I will never give you to anyone else.

8. The speed at which a person replies to you is directly proportional to the degree to which he cares about you.

Nine, the head teacher's famous saying: the whole building is the noisiest in our class.

Actually, you don't have to be so cold. I never thought about it.

1 1. You pushed everyone around you away and said you were afraid of loneliness.

12. The love I gave you may have left in a violent and silent cry that night.

Thirteen, I always thought that as long as I loved each other, I could live forever, but I didn't know that when I looked back happily, I was no longer young.

I haven't listened to love songs for a long time, because there are too many unhappiness.

Fifteen, time began to persuade loved ones to let go.

Sixteen, each class has a dog who secretly betrays his classmates and helps the teacher.

At the beginning, we squandered, so we were happy; Finally, we burst into tears because we regretted it.

I hope the person I love will be happy forever.

Nineteen, delete you, always look for you from the group to see if you are online or not.

Maybe there are too many traces of you in my heart, and then everyone I love is like you.

A lover, a wedding, a family, a child, a partner to accompany you through life, just

1, I can't say that I can only love one person all my life. It's impossible. However, there must be someone who can make you laugh the most brilliantly, cry the most thoroughly and remember the most deeply.

2. How painful and depressed I was when I called you in tears but turned off my phone.

3. There is always a person who you never thought of when you first met, and later it was so important to you.

4. Men and women are hard to distinguish within five meters, and people and animals are hard to distinguish within ten meters.

5, love the hot and dry temperature of half a summer, love the grandeur of half a sea.

6. Some feelings are so direct and cruel that there is no room for any twists and turns.

7. A lover, a wedding, a family, a child, and a partner who will accompany you to the end of your life are the life I want.

8. The teenager I love smiles beautifully, but it doesn't suit me.

Whether it is right or wrong, you need to have a code, and your behavior should follow this code and be constantly revised according to real life.

10, love is a joke, laugh at others and cry at yourself.

1 1. In language, a woman is like a funnel and a man is like a container. In life, men are like funnels and women are like containers.

12, I sympathize with everyone who is unhappy but wants to laugh.

13. Even if the whole world betrays you, I will still be by your side. If there is a hell, let's go crazy together.

14, I really want to see you, even through thousands of people.

15, so familiar with strangers, gradually forget a lot of people,

16, the realm, making death full of charm; Death purifies life.

17, if you don't get it, you don't get it. Don't pretend you don't want it.

18, I don't want to force anyone to be nice to me. I just want peace of mind. If you cherish me, I will pay you back. It's that simple.

19. Every morning, I remind myself once again that life is short and beautiful, and there is no time to struggle and care.

20. You are the last time in my heart.