I am reading a joke message that is read backwards.

1. Being your friend for so long, you have always cared about me, but I often give you trouble. I really don't know how to repay you.

You ... so ... I'll be a cow and a horse in my next life ... I'll pull weeds for you to eat ... 2. I miss you very much, but I'm too embarrassed to call you, afraid that you'll be busy, afraid that you'll ignore me, and afraid that you think I'm harassing you, really.

I'd love to contact you, but … the phone bill is really expensive. Please call me!

3. If you are a meteor, I will chase you; If you are a satellite, I will wait for you; If you were a star, I would fall in love.

Unfortunately, it's you ... you're an orangutan ~ I can only see you in the zoo! ! Oh, what a pity! ! Now I'm confused ... I don't know what I'm thinking ... My mind is bored to death ... I really don't know what to do.

Do it. ... can you tell me ... I really don't know whether to eat Regan Noodles or Ah Q bucket noodles!

-Old guerrilla 5. Thank you for being with me when I was most frustrated and helping me when I needed help most. There are thousands of words.

I just want to tell you: "since I met you, nothing good has happened!" You are a loser! 」

Old guerrilla