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Say goodbye to your boyfriend, the relationship is over, and the breakup copy is universal.
Don't think that breaking up with you and returning to your space is nostalgia. I'll take a look at the toilet after I shit!
Simple I want to be with you, but difficult we missed this life.
4. The original smile was exchanged for the silence after the breakup.
Say goodbye and use all my strength.
6. I miss what you no longer miss.
7. It seems that we are like this.
8. The lingering melody, if it loses its rhythm, will pop up a sad melody.
I didn't know that so many people still loved me until we broke up.
10. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.
1 1. Do people in love break up when they are angry?
12. You broke up indifferently, but turned around and cried like a dog.
13. In fact, we have long chosen two different roads and walked to different shores in twists and turns. Now, I prefer to believe that the scenery on the other side may be the most suitable for us.
14. The air soaked by rain is tired and sad, and the fairy tales in memory have slowly melted.
15. I have been wandering for so long, but I don't want to go home. Because you are not at home, I will never have a home.
16. I was waiting for the love of my life with you, but I got your breakup.
17. Breaking up too much is just a way to express sadness.
18. Freeze, play back, play back, still moved by the words before breaking up.
19. The blank left in memory makes us regret it for a lifetime.
20. When I break up with you, I want to be a tear in your eyes. When you call me, let me disappear on your lips.
Say goodbye to your boyfriend. Copy of the breakup (Part II) 2 1. Stop the heart. We are here. Breaking up will not have an ending.
22. What if your lover suddenly avoids you, stops looking at you and ignores you? Say goodbye or cry?
23. My mobile phone is always on for you. If you forgive me, you can always contact me.
24. In my dream, you had me, but we were never together.
25. Forget the years, forget the pain, forget your shortcomings, and we will never say goodbye.
26. Break up! You make me tired.
27. We will say goodbye this summer. Will the smiling face be sweet after graduation?
I still love you. You still love me. Why did you say goodbye?
29. Nothing can't be forgotten. I will always forget you, first forget your appearance, then forget your voice, forget what you said. Not now, but later.
30. Even if you break up, don't stab him with your sharp tongue. If you cut him, you will hurt yourself, so that you can get together and part.
3 1. I have a good life, but it hurts to wake up after dreaming about you, and I will cry when I think about you.
32. Happy breakup. I wish you happiness. You can't find anything better than me.
33. One person is happy, two people live, and three people live and die.
34. If a man is still willing to lie to you, he just can't let you go. If he is too lazy to lie to him, then he really wants to break up.
You underestimated my determination to accompany you, and I overestimated my position in your heart. I have nothing to say, but I think it's redundant.
36. In fact, even the best love is worth breaking up with.
37. How many people break up on April Fool's Day as an excuse.
Cherish the people in front of you As we all know, we will never see each other again after separation.
39. When breaking up, the most hurtful sentence: You are okay, I am not. ...
40. The happiest thing in the world is to break up happily.
Said sad words about breaking up with her boyfriend.
Break up with your boyfriend
1) If you can't be together, don't give each other any hopes and hints. This is the greatest responsibility; Separated, not to disturb each other's safe life, this is the last gentleness.
2) I hope you are happy, because that is my greatest wish. I am afraid that you will be happy, because then you will forget me.
3) The restored things can't be restored at all. Even if it is good, it will never forget to lose a period of time.
4) The hardest thing in life is not to work hard, nor to struggle, but to make the right choice. On the road of life, learn to look at the world with your heart, because only in this way can you see the true colors of people; The scenery of life is colorful. Being a normal person, superficial envy, boring comparison and clumsy imitation will only make you live in the shadow of others all day. We should recognize ourselves, go our own way and live our own lives.
5) Half of the fatigue in life comes from survival and half from comparison. Many times we don't live for ourselves, but for face. Most people's troubles are not because they are not satisfied with what they lack, but because others are better than themselves. Therefore, we should learn to face life with a contented attitude and understand that everyone's happiness is different. Don't envy the roses in other people's hands, because you also have a lily.
6) Everything will pass. That's how we live. There is always something missing in life. What you want, you lose. The important thing is that you know what you want. In the geometry of life, there are always some bumps to be crossed and some responsibilities to be taken. Constantly falling, there will be constant tenacity and harvest; Constant wind and rain, only constant experience and understanding.
7) We always comfort others like wise men and torture ourselves like fools.
8) It's a pity to miss it. Even if two people are suitable, but there is no strong desire to be together, it can only show that they don't love enough. For those who don't love enough, even if they miss it, they are just a passing person. The person who really loves you won't miss you, because love will make him crazy. All the people who wait passively just don't love you so much. Because love is active.
9) If you really don't know what to do in the future, then do the immediate thing first. As long as today is better than yesterday, it is progress. In the long run, time will naturally give you an unexpected future.
10) Even if I end up with nothing. You are also the reason why I don't regret it. Even if I end up with nothing. You are also the reason why I am stronger.
1 1) loving someone is when you suddenly don't know what to say when you dial the phone. Just know, originally just want to listen to the familiar voice.
12) You may not laugh at the same joke over and over again, but you may cry at the same thing over and over again.
13) You are not left behind by others, and you are not ready for others. Everything grows freely, plants flowers and makes mistakes. Time has blown down. Give it to time to pick it up.
14) You are in love, and I will wait for you to break up. You get married, I'll wait for your divorce. If you don't divorce, I'll wait for you to be widowed. If you die before you, I will buy the cemetery next to you. If you are in good health, I will spare a spare tire until I get old!
15) Trust is like a piece of paper. It's wrinkled, even if it's smoothed, it can't be restored! Don't cheat others, because the people you can cheat are those who believe in you.
16) In life, pain will stay away from you. Don't stand by and envy the happiness of others. In fact, happiness is always by your side. As long as you have a life and a hand that can create miracles, there is no reason to be a passerby, let alone complain about life. Life is a journey. What matters is not the destination, but a pile of loess. What matters is the scenery along the way. That is the meaning of life.
17) true love is: why do I like you so much when I scold you for being stupid?
18) Your personality is lazy, your interest is playing, your specialty is eating, and your skill is sleeping. Your present situation: too poor to do bad things, too mature to be a couple, too hungry to know what to eat and too sleepy to sleep.
19) You think I am simple, because you are simple. You think I'm kind, that's because you are kind. You think I'm funny because you're funny. You think I'm naive, that's because you are naive. You are simple, kind, naive and interesting. How can I allow myself to miss you? You can only see what you have.
20) I finally believe that every road I walk up has its own reasons for having to trudge like that. Every road to go has its own direction to choose.
2 1) I met so many people, but why is it you, who seems to be the most passer-by, but occupies such an important position in my heart?
22) If you feel disappointed and powerless now, what should you do in the future?
23) One day, I will forget you. I didn't expect much and didn't feel lost. All I know is that one day.
24) Clear your mind, forget the unpleasant past, listen to music, see the scenery, say what you can, do what you can, take the right path and meet the people you want to meet.
25) I gradually know that caring too much about others will often hurt myself; Gradually know that there will be fewer and fewer people who are good to themselves as time goes by; Gradually know that many things can be met but not sought, and many things can only be owned once; I have come to know that being sincere to a person may not be rewarded, but the person you ignore may value you the most; I gradually realized that the reality was so helpless that I grew up.
26) Sometimes, like suffering from depression, you will suddenly feel uncomfortable. Occasionally, like having autism, I suddenly don't want to talk.
27) Don't be too sensitive. If you think too much, you will harm yourself. If the speaker doesn't care about the listener's intentions, aren't you tired of thinking about it? Many things, the listener remembers, but the speaker forgets.
28) Maybe others give you comfort and encouragement, but you never know how many arrows are in your heart. Therefore, no matter how many grievances, how uncomfortable, remember that it is yourself who can heal yourself in the end.
29) I think every time you make me sad, I can go more willingly. Every time I turn around, I slap myself.
30) Sometimes no amount of comfort and guidance is useful. You have to convince yourself and encourage yourself.
3 1) Sometimes flowers bloom, sometimes flowers fall, there is no need to miss them, and those who should go will eventually go; There is no need to be demanding, what should come will come sooner or later.
32) A good friend is someone who dares to quarrel, while a true friend is someone who can quarrel. Young people always quarrel seriously and fiercely because of a little thing, but they will guard each other when necessary and never give up!
33) The mentality is not good. To put it bluntly, the heart is too small. The word mentality, taken apart, means having a bigger heart. My heart is getting bigger every day, how can my mentality be bad?
People who really love each other don't need to be together all the time. What they need is spiritual communication and tacit understanding, which is mutual inner encouragement and praise. They respect each other's way of life and tolerate each other; They have their own personality and world at the same time, which cannot be destroyed. They are compatible, mutual understanding and mutual accommodation. Excessive dependence, especially excessive occupation of other people's bodies, time, space and materials, is not love, but a manifestation of physical and mental independence.
35) We have reached a slightly awkward age: not so young but not mature enough; Everyone wants to rely on themselves, but finds himself almost; Everyone wants to move forward, only to find that the road ahead is long, with fog before and pressure behind. But even if you are confused and embarrassed, time still holds you back. There will always be moments when you no longer believe, but deep down, you will still seek something. We can't run time, we can only run past ourselves yesterday.
36) People who know how to give up can get more. Sometimes, your words can make me remember for a few days; Sometimes, your words can disappoint me for a few days; Because, this is care. Life often jokes with us, and what you expect will be farther away from you; The person you are attached to will suffer the most. Therefore, you don't have to look ahead and look back, and you don't have to be too persistent.
Break up with your boyfriend
1) In this world, it is impossible for anyone to deal with their own problems in a watertight way, and there is no need to deal with them immediately. This is not the purpose of life. In the face of setbacks, we will be depressed, sad, injured and fall. What you want is to face up to the problem, and then learn, adapt and solve it. When you are upset, listen to the birds and smell the flowers. Don't be depressed by past failures.
2) Everyone says: Love is more lonely than not loving. I said: love is more sad than not loving. Just like the sunshine at noon, the warmth of holding hands, but only the residual temperature. Maybe there is a dusty piano in everyone's memory, so I am just an episode of you.
3) Work hard to make yourself better, not only to increase your weight and meet a better partner, but also to have the freedom of choice, have an independent personality and choose the spouse, marriage and life you want according to your own heart.
4) People's energy is limited, so it is really possible to hand over their brains to only a few people. It's easy to meet and know each other, but difficult to stay together. At first, they may meet briefly, but later they may only contact occasionally. All the time in this world is tireless because of the heart.
5) Waiting in the world of mortals, falling into a godsend disaster, the clock will stop, lovers will separate, offset debts, and then talk about the future. No butterfly can fly over the sea, how can someone who really loves fall into the dust? You are the postman. Why did you come so late? I am an old friend. Who will open the bookmark page?
6) Some people quarrel with you every day, but they love you as soon as they wake up. Some people, without even quarreling, disappear into the sea of people. It turns out that indifference is more terrible than quarreling.
7) At this age, no one wants to please anyone. Stay with anyone who is comfortable, including friends, and stay away when you are tired. Pleasing others is far less than being happy with yourself. I'd rather be lonely than against my will. I would rather regret than make do with it.
8) Seize the opportunity. If you don't do something now, you may never do it in the future. Either there is no time, or there is time, so it is delayed! Put them there, let the wind and rain beat them, and sprinkle them with thick dust. And you will eventually forget what you want to do, what you want to say and who you want to arrest. Seize the opportunity and make good use of it. May your dream come true!
9) Any noisy, jealous, suspicious and childish behavior of lovers is reasonable and normal. The perfect person, once in love, is also like a child, occasionally selfish, and occasionally expects to think that you are happy from another angle. If someone loves you so much, don't cherish it.
10) Habit is a terrible thing, because it will be taken for granted. Because of habit, no one thinks about what it would be like to lose it.
Sad breakup talk
1. If I let you go, just go, don't look back, don't worry about my heartache, and find your own sky.
2. Later, I met many people, some like your eyebrows, some like your eyes, but I can't find the same face as you.
I still dream that one day when you are tired of loving her, you will come back to me and love me.
I have even thought of the child's name, but the person who can give him a surname is gone.
On the day you left, I decided not to shed tears, covering my eyes against the wind and trying not to blink.
6. Later I remembered that we didn't take a group photo.
7. You only told me to let go and be chic, but I didn't know how much sadness and pain there was behind this chic.
8. Just walking together, there is no need to make nostalgia longer than the journey.
9. It doesn't matter if I don't love you. Even though we are separated, I am still grateful to you. I spent that happy time with me, but since then, we have been together very well, and there is no relationship anymore.
10. I dare not go back to the city with you. I don't look back in the crowd, I'm afraid my eyes will be sore.
1 1. Dear, how have you been recently? Are you okay without me?
12. The saddest distance in the world is when two people are far apart but don't know each other. Suddenly one day, they met, fell in love and became very close. Then one day, they stopped falling in love, and the two people who were very close became far away, even farther away than before.
13. There is so much to say in this world. Can you help me? Can you stay with me? However, in the end, it was a choked sentence: it doesn't matter, you go, I will live better alone.
14. You should take good care of your black hair, picky belly and smiling eyes.
15. Boys and girls are boyfriend and girlfriend. Boys are very playboy, but girls are very devoted to boys. Girls like rainy days and get wet. Whenever the girl ran out of the umbrella and got caught in the rain, the boy often wanted to accompany her in the rain, but the girl stopped him. Boys always ask: Why not let me get wet with you? The girl always answers: because I'm afraid you will get sick! Boys will also ask her, "Then why did you get wet?" But girls always laugh and just don't answer. In the end, it is often the boy who can't beat the girl and agrees to her request, because the boy is happy as long as he sees the girl happy, but the happy time will never last long. Boys like another girl, and they like her better than her. One day when boys and girls were having dinner, he proposed to break up, and the girls silently accepted it. Because she knows that boys are like the wind and will not stay for anyone. That night, it was the last time that the boy sent the girl home. In the girl's house downstairs, the boy kissed the girl for the last time. The boy said, I'm sorry I failed you! But being in the rain with you is my happiest time! The girl sobbed and the boy hugged her. After a long time, the boy said to the girl, I have wanted to ask you a question for a long time. Why don't you let me accompany you every time you get caught in the rain? After a long time, the girl said slowly, because I don't want you to find me crying! That night, it began to rain again.
Breaking up with my college boyfriend makes me want to cry.
Breaking up with my college boyfriend makes me want to cry. The greatest advantage of maturity is that you don't want what you didn't get before.
2. lingering melody, if it loses its rhythm, it will pop up a sad melody.
Break up for two months and spend your birthday with you. Happy birthday to you today.
4. What is constantly changing is my heart; A thousand mistakes are all my own fault; A thousand words just want to say I love you!
We will grow old slowly, but we live far apart.
6. In my dream, you had me, but we were never together.
7. I left gently, just as I came gently and waved my sleeves, without taking away a cloud. Please forgive me for leaving and take care of yourself! Happy forever!
8. Every time he speaks, he will mention my name, which has become a letter I don't know since yesterday.
9. I believe many people understand the pain of breaking up.
10. We are too proud to show off by breaking up.
1 1. The past is an experience, the present is an attempt, and the future is an expectation. Try with experience, and you will meet your expectations.
12. In this sad and coquettish March, I rode through my thin youth, through corydalis, through kapok, through sadness and impermanence.
13. I will never be weak, lonely, distressed, tearful, nostalgic, eager or looking for you again.
14. It's not breaking up that can hurt me, but those weather-beaten memories.
15. Sugar is my life. When it is sweet, life is very happy. Life is very tired when it is not sweet.
16. Without several unforgettable experiences, no one will have the idea of belittling himself.
17. The first moment you wave, you are destined to say goodbye; Finally, reluctant memories became a sign of cowardice.
18. We broke up in a word, and since then we have become strangers.
19. Sometimes, in order not to let others ask "What's wrong with you", you have to pretend to be happy.
20. Sometimes, love is also a kind of injury. Cruel people choose to hurt others, and kind people choose to hurt themselves. (Author: Jing M. Guo)
Breaking up with my college boyfriend makes me want to cry. My mother said that when I graduated, I would naturally introduce it to you. Now most of the talk is in vain, but you feel quite right when you are injured.
22. Looking for, I just want to pursue the only memory.
23. You have changed, so have I.. Tender feelings can't go back, tears gush, and the most familiar ones have become the most heartbreaking.
24. Are people so mean and miss each other after breaking up?
I don't know what to do at this time. I can't see your message or hear your voice. How quiet! My heart is broken! Come back quickly, my love!
26. If a man is still willing to lie to you, he just can't let you go. If he is too lazy to lie to him, then he really wants to break up.
27. What you say when you are in love is called love words. When you broke up and turned against each other, you thought it was all a joke.
28. When love comes to an end, even farting can be a reason to break up.
29. I waited for the love of my life with you, but I got your breakup.
30. Being together means seeing each other's strengths, and being apart means seeing each other's weaknesses.
3 1. When everyone is talking about how lonely they are, I think they are happy.
32. Silence does not lie and does not yield.
33. Don't tell ghost stories at night, because people love to listen and ghosts love to listen.
34. I still remember that when we were in love, we cried because we were afraid of breaking up.
35. My heart is only dark and lonely, without deer.
36. Sadness is what I feel in my bones.
37. You can't be friends after breaking up because you hurt each other; We can't be enemies because we love each other deeply.
38. When I didn't lie to myself, it was the day I broke up.
39. Two unlucky lovers are so harmonious together. Just give me a glimmer of hope and you will finally agree. I was born for you, and you exist because of me.
40. The blank left in memory makes us regret it for a lifetime.
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