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1. Young people, having no money now is nothing, and there will be many days when they have no money in the future.

2. "What do you think of the so-called goddess on the Internet now?" "Just like instant noodles. The picture doesn't match the real thing!"

3. Please remember one sentence: Have breakfast! Of course. Not because it's unhealthy, but because it's the cheapest meal of your day!

fourth, girls who love to laugh will not be too bad luck, and girls who love to take selfies will not be too bad mobile phones.

5. Today, I told my dad that I wanted to get a driver's license and buy a car. My dad was so excited! Tell me: Daughter, how expensive it is to hit someone now. Dad can't afford it.

6. It's not good for a husband to be angry. Most of them are used to it. Just beat him to death! My wife is always angry, and most of them are faking it. Just give money to her death and spend it casually!

VII. The only reason I am fat is that my body is too small to accommodate my full personality.

VIII. In the third year of senior high school, there was a buddy in our class who slept during the day and taught himself at night, and his grades were always in the top three. As a result, I fell asleep during the college entrance examination!

9. If you like someone, you should try your best to pursue it, love it and confess it. Even if you are rejected, hit and hurt, don't give up easily. After more than a dozen failures, you will stop.

1. Maybe in a few years, someone will say, "I grew up watching your children in a circle of friends."

Xi. What do you mean, you can only do the right thing by following the right person? Go to the vegetable market to buy food, follow my aunt, and after her fierce counter-offer, you say, boss, I'll take two kilos, too.

12. The class teacher sees the students playing mobile phones in class. So I sent a text message: Why don't you listen carefully? Student: Who are you? Head teacher: Look out the window. The student took a look: I'll talk to you later, and the class teacher is staring out the window.

13. When you see a doctor, these three sentences of the doctor can make you feel the ups and downs of life: you are seriously ill; But it can still be cured; But it needs a lot of money!

14. My girlfriend broke a bowl while washing dishes. She complained to me and said, "It's all your fault!" " I said, "You broke it. Why do you blame me?" She said, "well, if you wash this, won't I break it?"

15. Be kind to your wife, because one day, when you are lying in a hospital bed, it is not necessarily the doctor, your buddies who are drinking and drinking, or those three small four, but your wife, and only she has the right to choose a signature between "continuing to rescue" or "giving up treatment".

15. According to the research, 9% of the boys can't find out why their girlfriends are angry, and the remaining 1% can't even tell whether they are angry or not!

XVII. The most embarrassing thing about being single is that you accidentally get hot and sour powder in your eyes when you eat it alone, so you are afraid to go away for fear that the waiter will clean it up and you can only finish it in tears.

18. I ate hot pot with my friends. There was no cold beer in the restaurant, so I asked the clerk to ice a few bottles. After a while, the buddy shouted, "Where's the beer in town?" After a while, the clerk brought it and said, "Your Majesty, please enjoy your meal!"

XIX. Mosquito and I are actually very good friends. We often play hide-and-seek. If it wins, let it suck my blood. If I win, it will kill me. I told my mother that I was almost touched on my thigh on the bus yesterday. My mother said to me very worried, "You didn't stab anyone with such long leg hair, did you?"

XXI. In summer, my face was tanned. I have told my husband more than once that I want to buy a private car. In the evening, I tentatively said to my husband: "Every day when I go to work by bike, I am sunburned into briquettes; It's too crowded by bus. I still want to buy ... "My husband quickly took the conversation and said," Buy if you want! A sun hat doesn't cost much, so don't discuss it with me. "

Twenty-two. My friend said that I have a double chin, which is caused by always brushing my mobile phone with my head down. Since then, every time I brush my mobile phone, I look up high. Unexpectedly, a month later, I had a tattoo on my head.

23. Being rich and ashamed is called a male god. Being rich and ashamed is called a husband, and being ashamed and having no money is called a blue face. As for being poor and ashamed, I'm sorry that you are a good man ... Ah, what a painful realization!

24. Don't always complain that God is unfair to you. In fact, God has no idea who you are.