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The sentence about staying up late is very humorous (48 sentences)

1, some things really make me helpless, such as the addiction to staying up late and you in the distance.

I never thought I was afraid of the darkness at night.

3. This prosperous place is not the whole country, but everything to me.

You have no idea how happy I was when I was with you last night.

5. You can cook at night. Do you want some sugar?

6. Every time I see boys in my class eating hot dogs, I can't help but say "where to eat, where to make up".

7. Sleeping at this time is not called good night, but burial.

8. If there were a big bed at this time, it would be great. I'll jump on it at once and have a good sleep. Unfortunately, I am too sleepy to work normally now, so I have to stick to it.

9. The mobile phone is dead. I am most afraid that you will find me, but I forget that you never take the initiative when there is power.

10, I have been staying up late recently, and my liver is not good. Can you call me cutie?

1 1, I got into the habit of staying up late, but no one needs me around anymore.

12, don't stay up late, staying up late is bad for your mobile phone.

13, children who don't sleep will be dragged to the penalty station by the moon.

14, I heard that I stayed up late for three years. After this year, I will be nine years old.

15, I am a very self-disciplined person. Since you said you should go to bed early, stick to it every day.

16, you can say something casually, but I am seriously sad.

17, do you want someone who urges you to go to bed on time or someone who is willing to stay up with you?

18, once happy, now in retrospect, painful. Habitual miss you, habitual stay up late, habitual daze, habitual miss you.

19, I am lazy and have no characteristics, but I am a good cook who stays up late.

20. I alienated everyone for you. Finally, when you left, they were all gone.

2 1, staying up late is really harmful, I suggest you stay up late.

22. I can stay up late I suspect that I was a street lamp in my last life.

23, the upper eyelid is heavily draped over the lower eyelid, and I wish I could support it with a bamboo pole [lizhigushi.com].

24. Tell you a terrible thing: staying up late will make you hungry.

25. Only when you are with your truest self can you meet the right person.

26, rather than passive insomnia, it is better to take the initiative to stay up late

27. I didn't want to stay up. Staying up late will get old, but you like staying up late. I want to be with you.

28. Everyone you meet in life, the order of appearance is really important. Many people will have different endings if they meet at another time.

I want to say something, but I can neither persuade you to sleep nor stay up with you.

You have a beautiful smile, as if you have never been hurt.

3 1, if only I were so sleepy in the morning and evening.

32. I wanted to wait for you good night, but it was dawn.

Everything is going backwards, only staying up late is making progress.

If I can't sleep like this, I will move to the moon.

Staying up late is just another way to show loneliness.

36, diligent in skin care, tirelessly staying up late.

37. I dare not sleep. I am afraid that if I fall asleep, there will be another sleeping beauty in the world.

38. Why is the mobile phone at night more fun than the mobile phone in the morning?

39. I am a plucked sheep, and I have lost cotton.

40. Stay up late with the most expensive eye cream.

4 1, I have foreign time difference in China.

42. The essence of staying up late is to pretend to hurry.

43. I am tired, my heart is tired, I am really tired, so tired that I can hardly breathe, but who will understand? No one will understand, but only the computer, turn on the favorite music, over and over again ... let the soft melody soothe the tired and injured heart.

44. Don't stay up late, because staying up late will suck the dust away.

45. Not everyone likes to stay up late, just concentrate on things, but they always come unconsciously at night. Author: Zeng Source: Wuhan, Hubei

46, the moon doesn't sleep, you don't sleep, you are a bald baby.

47. Even if you stay up late, people who don't look for you won't look for you.

48. The desk lamp is the sunshine of night owls, and staying up late is the stubbornness of dreamers.