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I haven't lived a quiet life since I joined the paranormal society. Hypnotize others all day, but often lose sleep as a result. The most troublesome thing is that there are always a group of people who think they have seen "ghosts" or "gods", or mysteriously or nervously come to me and ask for advice. In fact, ghosts are not everywhere in the world, and people often scare themselves. Even many times, the most terrible thing is not ghosts, but people.

Having said that, I think it should be emphasized that I moved.

More than ten miles away from the city center, the environment is very good and quiet. The landlord lives in the city center and comes back every two months to collect the rent. Next door is a family named Ruan, Ruan's mother-in-law, Ruan's wife, Ruan's son and daughter are happy. CJ is a simple boy, but he has a strong sixth sense and is curious about supernatural things. So, as long as I am at home, he is my only guest.

That day, I was sorting out information at home. Someone knocked at the door. It's CJ

What can I do for you?

"Sister feng, today is my grandmother's birthday. My family invites you to my house for dinner! " CJ said kindly.

"I-not so good?" I have never been to his house.

"What's welcome? We are neighbors. Just give me a face! " He dragged me to his house.

Sitting in the living room, I suddenly found an old man in a white shirt and black pants sitting in the corner of the living room. I seem to have never seen him before? But maybe it's a guest of their family. I was about to say hello when Ruan's mother-in-law came out of the kitchen with a bowl of soup.

"Miss Feng, sit down and eat." She said.

"Tell that old man to come to dinner, too." As I spoke, I pointed to the place where the old man sat just now, only to find that the old man was gone. Where was it just now?

"What old man? Miss Feng, are you blind? "

"Oh, maybe."

"Well, are you busy at work? Hey, you should also pay attention to your health! "

"Oh, thank you, Grandma Ruan." Did I really see the flowers? I never doubted my eyes.

The next day, Ruan mother-in-law died. It fell from the balcony. Everyone is very sad.

Seeger's eyes were red, and he sobbed about his childhood with his grandmother. "When I was a child, my parents were not at home, and my sister and I lived with my grandmother. She loves us very much-"I kept comforting him. However, my professional habit made me notice a problem, that is, CJ never mentioned his grandfather. Of course, seeing him so sad, I can't ask any more questions.

I went there the day his grandmother was buried. When I came back, I found that CJ's expression was not quite right.

"CJ, what's wrong?"

"Feng Jie, I don't know what's going on, I always have a sense of foreboding. I always feel that something is going to happen. Really, this feeling is getting stronger and stronger! " He said pale.

I felt a chill rush into my vest, so I couldn't help shivering.

"CJ, nothing, just that you are too sad." I tried my best to calm me down with him.

"No, Feng Jie, what I said is true. I'm scared for a reason. You know I have a strong sixth sense. Why don't you believe me? " He's a little anxious.

"It won't. CJ, calm down and say something else, okay? " I tried to change the subject. "Oh, by the way, why didn't I hear you mention your grandfather? Tell us about him, will you? " I can't believe I suppressed this question.

A strange expression flashed on his face, but then he calmed down and said lightly, "Dead, decades ago."

"CJ, tell mom I'll be late tonight." I don't know when Yue came over and said to CJ.

"All right, sister."

"Then I'll go first."

I accidentally looked at Yue's back and suddenly found out. ...

The next morning, I was writing a report on supernatural phenomena. Suddenly, I smelled a strange smell-gas? ! It's CJ's!

I quickly called the police. But when the fire brigade arrived, it was too late. Although the gas was turned off, Xiyue died in the bedroom. Mrs Ruan went out to buy food early in the morning and went to work earlier, but Xiyue always had the habit of sleeping in.

CJ's prediction came true? !

Lost two relatives in less than half a month. I can't imagine CJ's sadness. Mrs Ruan fainted as soon as she got home, and she didn't eat or drink when she came back from the hospital. I think the only thing I can do is to comfort them.

I thought of the old man I saw in their house. I saw Xiyue's back that day. The old man walked beside her and she didn't notice. What are all these? Is it just a coincidence?

In the next few days, I found CJ very strange. He often looks at his mother with unpredictable eyes, or just looks at grandma's room silently and obsessively. Whenever this time, I feel a chilling chill. Does he have a hunch? Or is there any secret in his grandmother's room?

That day, he was at work, and I went into his grandmother's room. The furniture in the room is covered with a thick layer of dust. No one seems to have come in since Ruan's mother-in-law died. I looked around the room and suddenly found a drawer locked at the lower right of the old desk. The lock has grown a thick layer of rust and seems to have not been opened for a long time. Is there any secret in this?

I had a hard time unlocking the lock, only to find that there was nothing in the drawer except a black and white photo. This is an old photo from the forties and fifties. The image is a little blurred, but I can still tell it's a man and a woman. The woman is wearing a cheongsam and the man is wearing a suit. The family should be good. Oh, by the way, this man seems to have seen it somewhere ... I haven't remembered it for a long time. By the way, ask CJ, he must know, and maybe he can avoid the next tragedy!

When I came to CJ's company, his colleague said that he didn't come this day! But when they heard that it was his neighbor, everyone gathered around.

"I heard that Jesse lost two relatives in half a month, right?"

"This ..... the weather is unpredictable."

"Hey, CJ works hard and is never late."

"But there is one exception, and that is the morning of * *."

……

* * in the morning? The day Yue died? ! Didn't he go to work early that day? Then Mrs Nguyen went out. ...

I walked into the elevator in confusion. At the moment when the elevator door slowly closed, I found an old man in a white shirt walking slowly by the door. It's that old man, CJ's old man! He turned and looked at me indifferently, and then drifted away quietly. ...

I suddenly felt suffocated, but I soon came to my senses. I quickly opened the just closed elevator door and rushed out. Looking around, the whole corridor is empty. ...

A chill rushed to the vest, and cold sweat oozed from the forehead. ...

The phone rang. It was CJ.

"Sister Feng, my mother is gone!" CJ called in a panic.

"Ok, CJ, calm down and wait for me!"

I hurried home, and CJ said with a big sweat, "My mother went out early in the morning and hasn't come back yet. I'm really worried that something will happen to her. She is my only relative now! "

"Well, I know. CJ, calm down, did you call the police? "

"I have been there, but they said it would take 24 hours to file a case. But I can't wait, because I have a bad feeling again. "

"Well, I know. Then let's do something, shall we? "

"To find a way to? Xifeng, aren't you psychic? Can't you use this method? "

"You mean ... hypnosis?"

In the evening, CJ and I sat opposite each other. I shone a fluorescent lamp on him and shook my pocket watch.

"CJ, I want to hypnotize you now. Because your brain waves are very close to your sister's, I decided to connect her magnetic field through you. Although she is dead, her magnetic field still exists, which is what we usually call a ghost. Well, now you look at this pocket watch and have no other thoughts, just thinking of a sentence: "I am Ruan Xiyue. "

Suddenly, I found him staring at me with wide eyes. I suddenly felt a chill attack my vest. I turned my head ... and nothing happened. What happened to CJ? I was just about to turn around. I only felt that my head was suddenly hit hard and I fell to the ground as soon as it was black. But I tried not to faint. I held back the pain and opened my eyes, only to find CJ holding a stick in his hand. He looked at me and smiled coldly. ...

"CJ, are you ... are you crazy? ! "I held back my pain and struggled hard.

"Hum. Xifeng, stop pretending. You already know everything. " He stopped laughing.

"Know everything? What are you talking about? "

"Pack less!" His eyes suddenly became murderous. "What are you doing in my company? Also, why did you go to my grandmother's room and open that drawer? You already doubt me! "

"Did you really kill Yue?"

"I killed them all."

"What? The Ruan lady, she ... "

"Also. Her body is still under my bed. I pushed grandma off the balcony. As for Ruan Xiyue, she went out early that morning, but didn't go to the company. After my mother went out, I went home and turned on the gas. Do you have any questions? " He smiled.

"So you want to kill me today?"

"No way."

"I don't understand. Why did you kill your relatives? "

"They are not my relatives!" He said a little excitedly, "well, in order to make your death clear, I'll tell you." The' Mrs. Ruan' you called is not my grandmother at all. She is just the original match chosen by my grandfather's parents, and my grandfather doesn't agree at all. When he was studying in the United States, he met the woman in the photo, Miss Chen. She was my own grandmother, but she was killed by that vicious woman when my father was just born. In order to get the inheritance, that woman forced my father to marry her niece, Mrs. Ruan, which you called Mrs. Ruan. That woman just lost her husband, came to my house with a Ruan Xiyue, and drove my mother away with the old woman. My father also committed suicide later. Well, they think I don't know. My grandfather told me everything before he died. Do you have anything else to say? "

Although I am most exposed to death at ordinary times, I feel the fear I have never had before. For the first time, I feel that death is so close to me. I clearly saw CJ's knife shining with the cold light of threat.

CJ, listen to me. I know I have to hold him steady. "I have seen the ghost of your grandfather ..."

He paused for a moment, then smiled. "Haha, Xifeng, you didn't tell a good lie."

"I don't need to lie to you, I have seen him three times. Is he wearing a white shirt, black pants and gray hair, and his height is about 1.68 meters? " I found that CJ had stopped laughing. The first time I saw him was at your house, and the next day my mother-in-law Ruan died. The second time was after her funeral. I saw her around Xiyue, and Xiyue died the next day. No matter how they died, at least your grandfather's appearance predicted someone's death. "Jesse's face has turned white, so I continued," I saw him again in your company today, and I knew something might happen to me, so now I ... nothing. The most important thing is that your grandfather is standing behind you now! " I shouted the last sentence with all my strength.

CJ turned pale in an instant, and a cold sweat oozed from his forehead. "You lied to me! You lied to me! " Say that finish hurriedly looked around.

I seized this opportunity to stimulate him and call the police. "CJ, your grandfather must not want you to kill again. Put down your knife! Otherwise, you will be just like your mother-in-law. "

CJ obviously had a nervous breakdown. He started running around the room, shouting, "You are lying. Grandpa won't let me die! Damn them! "

A few minutes later, the police knocked down the door. ...

After CJ was arrested, I entrusted a friend of mine, a well-known psychiatrist, to testify for CJ and prove that CJ had schizophrenia, so that he would not be sentenced to death. Although I know he didn't, I don't want the last living person in his family to die. However, when he was acquitted, I clearly saw the boundless silence in his eyes.

Two months later, * * mental hospital.

I was taken to CJ's ward by the doctor. He sat on the ground with glassy eyes, as if looking at the wall, and as if looking at something else through the wall, mumbling something.

"What is he saying?" I asked the doctor.

"We don't understand what he seems to be saying,' I will kill you' and' Grandpa won't want me to die'. Every mental patient is very strange. " The doctor shrugged his shoulders.

CJ is really crazy. It's hard to imagine how he can bear so many years of hatred. Over time, these hatred became the pillar of his survival. When the hatred disappeared, it seemed that he suddenly lost the pillar of survival. Is that why he's really crazy? But what about his grandfather? Even if you die, you have to take revenge. Of course, his grandfather didn't appear at his side that day. I lied to him just to get away.

Why does man's hatred have such great power? Hating someone can be ten years, decades, or even hundreds of years! Love someone? Is there really "eternity"? Perhaps, only at the moment before death will we understand what "tolerance" is. Man has destroyed himself and hatred.

People are really terrible. ...

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