Joke super funny

1. There is a wolf baby. It does not eat meat but only eats vegetarian food when it is born. Its parents are very worried. Finally, one day they saw a wolf baby chasing a rabbit, and the parents were very happy. Then the wolf baby grabbed the rabbit and said: Hand over the carrot! ......

2. This diver has a very high degree of difficulty. He first turns and rolls for a week, then does a forward somersault for a week and a half, and then does a backflip for a month

3. There is a person climbing a rock. When he When we were almost climbing to the top of the mountain, there was a big bad wolf holding a burning candle and trying to burn the rope. The man said something, and the big bad wolf blew out the candle. The man said: HAPPY BRITHDAY!

4. Once upon a time, there was a village near the sea, and the villagers made a living by fishing. . .

This happened for many, many years~~~

Suddenly one day, a strange fish came into the sea. It ate the villagers who went fishing in the sea and had eaten it several times. Personal. . . This strange fish had six eyes and could fly, so the villagers called it the "Six-Eyed Flying Fish"

Seeing that the six-eyed flying fish was killing people unscrupulously and no one could cure it, the villagers were worried. I'm all anxious, what should I do if this continues~~~

At this time, a young man came to the village. His name was very special, "Ai". Ai said that he could make six children. Eye flying fish kill. . .

The villagers were very disdainful. . But the next day, Ai came back carrying the body of the strange fish. . .

The villagers were shocked and asked Ai "How did you do it?"

Ai said "Ai really needs courage to face the six-eyed flying fish"< /p>

5. There used to be a hide-and-seek club, but their president has not been found until now...

6. A little rabbit went fishing in the pond, but failed to catch it for a long time... ...

The next day, the little rabbit went fishing in the pond again. After fishing for a whole day, he still didn’t catch any fish...

On the third day, the little rabbit still persisted. Fishing in the pond, still nothing...

On the fourth day, the little rabbit went to the pond to fish. A fish jumped out of the water and roared at the little rabbit: "You use carrots again?" If you are a bait, I will beat you to death!”

7.…After doing homework for a long time, I turned on the radio and a gentle voice came out: “…If the skin color is red and the hair on the face is fine and soft, then it means that Very healthy..."

Hearing this, I couldn't help but touch my face, look in the mirror, and smile again. I looked healthy and cute.

At this time, the announcer said again: "Okay, audience friends, this is the end of our "Pig Raising Knowledge Lecture"..."

8. A certain primary school, Two students were quarreling. A said: "You...keep calling, and I'll call someone and I can find someone!"

B said: "You...keep calling." !I don’t believe it...”

Then A really ran to make a phone call, and when he came back he said a harsh word: “You will know how to die in 30 minutes!”

At this time, B was extremely nervous, but there was nothing he could do about it. 30 minutes later, the school broadcast: "Student B, you have a visitor, please go to the Academic Affairs Office." Although he was very scared, he thought he was studying Office, it should be fine. So he went to the Academic Affairs Office, and a young man with blond hair walked up to him: "Are you so-and-so B?"

B: "I am..."

" Sorry for the long wait, this is the 10 pieces of Hawaiian pizza and chicken you ordered, 5,300 yuan."

9. A German, a Frenchman, and a Japanese are going to work in a mine.

The boss is an American. He said to the German: You have a good physique and you are responsible for the coolies.

Say to the French: You said you are an engineer and you are responsible for the mining plan.

To the Japanese, he said: You are very thin. You are responsible for supplies.

Then the next week, they started working.

A few days later, the Germans and the French discovered that the Japanese were missing. After searching for a long time, they decided to go back to work.

When the Germans started working, the Japanese suddenly jumped out and shouted: "Surprise!" Jay Chou why? Jay Chou said, milk tea, I like Youlemei.

11.---Hello, please call a car. I'm at the XX intersection, wearing a black short skirt...

---Okay, where to?

---Uh... to the knees...

12. A butterfly has broken wings, but it is still flying. Why?

Because it has a strong will

13. There was a man who was having an infusion in the hospital and started laughing wildly as he was losing it.

People asked him why he was laughing.

He said: "I laugh a little..."

14. A little girl called the radio station to ask for a song for her mother

Host: Why do you want to order songs for your mother?

Little girl: My mother works very hard every day and can’t take a good rest on Sundays. She has to find various exercise books for me.

The host was very moved and said that she was very sensible and a good child of her mother

So she asked what song she wanted.

Little girl: Why should women embarrass women

15. A, B, and C went on a trip together, and A caught a cold...

At night, everyone slept in the same bed. A sleeps in the middle.

In the middle of the night...A sneezed hard, and B and B's whole face was covered with A's crystals.

B and C: You will inform us next time...

Half an hour has passed

A: Pay attention...

B and C After hearing this, he quickly got into the quilt and made sure that there was no connection with the outside world...

Then A farted

16. There was a prince who was cursed and could only speak once a year. words, but he likes a princess very much, so you endured five years without speaking. After saving up five words, you came to the princess and said: "Please marry me!"

The princess said in shock: "What?"

17. After retiring, a programmer decided to learn calligraphy. He bought a good Hu pen, rice paper, and ink, dipped it in thick ink, and wrote in one go: hello, world

18. Once upon a time, there were two trash cans. They raced, and ran, and ran, and ran for a long time. Then one of the trash cans stopped and said, "We are trash cans, why are we running?"

19. When Xiao Ming did something wrong, his mother asked him to kneel in front of the Guanyin statue and repent, saying: If Guanyin forgives you, you can eat.

Five minutes later, Xiao Ming sat down at the dining table. Go up, his mother asked strangely: Didn’t I say that Guanyin forgives you before you can eat?

Xiao Ming said: Yes, I knelt there and said to Sister Guanyin that I was wrong, I want to eat, and then Sister Guanyin followed with her right hand I said, OK

20. A woman took fake money to buy breakfast. . .

The vendor was annoyed: “Sister, it’s okay if you give me a fake one, at least it’s a seal, but yours is actually a painting!

Take a step back and say, It doesn’t matter if it’s a painting, it doesn’t matter if it’s ten yuan or five yuan, you can also give me a seven yuan painting.

Seven yuan, at least it has to be in color! Yes, you actually use a pencil!

Forget it, black and white is fine, but you can’t draw with toilet paper! The hand feeling is too bad

You have to use scissors even with toilet paper. Trim the edges neatly. This one is torn by hand. The raw edges are too exaggerated

Okay, I can tolerate the raw edges, but if you tear it into a rectangular shape, this triangular shape is too unreasonable< /p>