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What is Jay Chou's Slam Dunk?

Plot: The story told by Slam Dunk Master is not complicated. In short, it is the story of a kung fu teenager who struggles to become a basketball master. Fang Shijie (Jay Chou), an abandoned baby, was picked up by a tramp (Wu Zongxian) and sent to a Kung Fu school to grow up, while his master was teaching him how to move Gan Kun. He died of a computer virus. Fang Shijie was kicked out of school by the headmaster (Wang Gang) for fighting. Practicing a good kung fu, he inadvertently showed his skill of canning with one shot, which was discovered by the street beggar Uncle Li (). He invited him to the First University to play basketball as a gimmick, helped him find his parents and gradually packaged him into a star. In fact, he used Shijie to make money. At the same time, the school was sold by the principal to the four masters of the underworld, Bi Tianhao (Li Liqun) and Fang Shijie (Ng Man Tat and others). Despite their unique skills, they can only compromise and continue to work under the bad guys. After joining the team, Shi Jie fell in love with Lily (Charlene Choi), the sister of basketball captain Ding Wei (Chen Bailin). He is eager to attract her attention, and Lily's idol is Xiao Lan (River Chen). At the same time, Shi Jie and his teammates face the strongest opponent, that is, the team led by Ding Wei's former comrade-in-arms Li Tian (Liu Geng). When the crisis came, Uncle Li relied on his own cleverness to persuade the four masters to play at the last minute but was sent off by the black whistle referee. Finally, in order to change the result of the game, Shijie used Gan Kun to move the time back. After the game, he also found the long-lost billionaire's father (Ceng Jiang), and his relationship with Lily blossomed. In the scene of the bar, Jay Chou also played nunchakus, and all kinds of moves, like those sung in his song Nukaku, shocked four people. Acting Competition: The scenery in Jay Chou is unique. In this film, Jay Chou basically plays his true colors, but he is better than the tears and sensationalism when he plays basketball coolly. Although Ah SA has been crowned the No.1 female, she is not even a vase, whether it is rustic appearance or thin acting skills. Of course, the lack of scenes and lines is also one of the reasons that limit her play. Ceng Zhiwei is the best character in the whole movie. He is also very funny and sensational, and is expected to create buzzwords. Among them, there is a self-deprecating remark that introduces his daughter Po's "miserable! Po doesn't look like me, like her mother, "which makes people laugh." "Other supporting roles, such as Li Liqun and Liu Geng, played well, but the scenes were too few, because Jay Chou alone occupied too many scenes in this film, and there were two young idols, River Chen, who were really handsome and eye-catching, and attracted cheers from the female audience in the cinema. Funny: the box office pressure is not on me, and I didn't take out the money! Wulitou: What impressed me most in the cartoon "Slam Dunk Master" is my secret love for Haruko, which is quite special! It's not risky to pretend to be cute in this play, but it's not tricky either! Honesty: Being a singer is packaged! As an actor, you can try all kinds of things. Writing tofu is the thought of rhyming with kung fu! (Note: "Tofu" is sung in the lyrics of "Zhou Daxia") Self-mockery: I thought I was best suited to play a killer! I used to learn some cold jokes to amuse girls. Self-confidence: Biweekly PK, this is cool! Narcissism: I used to see beautiful women in movies like to dress up as ugly, but now I finally understand that it's a challenge to myself and keep the performance unchanged, and fans will be disappointed. To become a professional actor, you must give up the image of a singer. Bitch: Which male singer doesn't like to be cool? Besides Show Lo, he is also a comedian!