How to tell a secret humorously?

Tell a secret humorously, and try to use humorous or sarcastic sentences to make the other person realize your intention in happy laughter.

For example, you can say, "I have a secret, but I won't tell you, because I know you will tell others, so I will hide it in my heart, right, between my teeth!" " "

Or you can say, "You know, I have a big secret, but I won't tell you. Because I believe you will publish it on the news broadcast tomorrow. So I want to lock it in my heart, yes, it is in the safe in my heart! "

Through such humorous expression, we can not only convey what we want to say, but also keep the mystery and let the other party accept it happily.