A collection of elementary school student jokes that are hilarious and short

1. Xiao Ming: Did the teacher praise me at the parent-teacher meeting?

Dad: No, I didn’t hear your name even after listening for a long time.

Xiao Ming: Did the teacher say wait after reading the names of the students he praised?

Dad: Yes.

Xiao Ming: That’s to praise me. I usually just wait.

2. Teacher: "Students, what is the most important thing about human-to-human communication in the 21st century?"

Xiao Ming: "Emoji pack."

3. In geography class, the teacher was talking about Spain, and Xiao Ming was sleeping down there, so the teacher woke him up and asked him: Where is Spain?

Xiao Ming said: Teacher, it’s in Spain’s mouth.

4. One day, Xiao Ming was reading martial arts novels in class. English teacher Wang asked: "What do you mean by evening dress?"

Xiao Ming stood up and looked at his deskmate: "Tell me the birdsong!"

Tablemate: "evening means night, dress means clothes!"

Xiao Ming immediately answered: "night clothes!"

5. Teacher in class He woke up a sleeping student and scolded: "Are you here to teach or are you here to sleep?"

Xiao Ming rubbed his eyes and said drowsily: "Are you here to lecture or to be hypnotized? ?”

Teacher: Get out. .

6. One day, his mother asked Xiao Ming: "Do you like Chinese class or math class best?" Xiao Ming shook his head.

Mom asked again: "So, do you like music or painting?" Xiao Ming shook his head again.

My mother was anxious: "So, do you have a favorite class?"

Xiao Ming said seriously: "I like 'after class' the most."

7. The teacher asked him to write a composition, and the requirements were very simple: as long as he could make the teacher cry, he would pass!

The next day, Xiao Ming handed the composition to the teacher. After the teacher opened it, he sneezed and shed tears. . .

Another teacher saw it and asked: Is this composition really touching?

The teacher cried and said: That bastard cake is sprinkled with pepper! Ah sneeze~~ !

8. Teacher: "Let me tell you a riddle: There is something covered with beautiful feathers that wakes you up every morning. What is it? Xiao Ming, guess!"

9. A group of people patted Xiao Ming's shoulders and asked Xiao Ming for directions: "Little brother, is this Zhongshan Road?"

Xiao Ming looked. She glanced at him and said, "No, this is my shoulder."