I want English jokes or compositions, not too many compositions, with translation,

1. Five men accused of smoking talked to their teachers one by one:

The first boy who really realized being beaten; Go back to the bedroom and say:

Buddy: I have a promise that you should never be determined.

[A] Key Scenes

Teacher: Honestly, do you smoke?

A boy: Don't smoke.

Teacher: Don't smoke? Ah, eat potato chips.

A male's natural arm extends two fingers to take over. ............

Key Scenario 2]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy B: Don't smoke.

Teacher: Don't smoke? Ah, eat potato chips.

Boy B took the French fries very carefully because he heard a situation.

Teacher: Didn't James order ketchup?

B accidentally inserted two fingers, and the more he played, the more he missed.

Teacher: They don't smoke and play the ash position. They are very skilled. Call your parents. ..................

Three key scenarios

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy: Don't smoke.

Teacher: Don't smoke? Eat that potato chip.

Because there are two examples of boys, be very careful to finish eating French fries in front of a sweat.

Teacher: Do you want to take the students back to the roots?

After the boy successfully took over, he put the French fries in his ear. ..................

Four key scenarios

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy D: No smoking.

Teacher: Good. Do you like French fries?

Scared the little boy to eat French fries alone, and the potato chips were also in his coat pocket.

The teacher suddenly shouted: to the headmaster.

Hearing this, the little boy threw the potato chips out of his pocket and stomped on them with his feet. ..................

Five key scenarios

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy: Don't smoke.

Teacher: Good. Do you like French fries?

Only boys' French fries,

The teacher said, please, I won't eat.

The man handed me the French fries with both hands, and then took out a lighter. ..................

Six major scenes]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy: Don't smoke.

Teacher: Good. Do you like French fries?

The boy ate the French fries with trepidation and put them in his coat pocket.

The teacher suddenly shouted: to the headmaster.

The boy's palms are already sweaty, and he says, Hello, Chief!

Teacher: The head will smell the mouth.

The boy took out the French fries from his pocket: that's it. It's still there. The fire hasn't been lit yet. ...

(7 key scenes)

Teacher: Do you smoke or not?

Teacher: Are you sure you don't smoke? Ok, you eat the roots of potato chips.

Boy: Naturally, I took a clean potato chip to eat.

Teacher: What a good boy. What brand of potato chips do you usually like?

Boy: [Get carried away] Greater China. . . . .

Scene n:

Teacher: Have a potato chip!

Boy: thank you, no.

1. The teacher who provided information taught five boys to talk about smoking:

The first boy truthfully admitted being beaten; Back to the dormitory, said:

Dude: I want it all, so don't admit it when you want it.

[Scene 1]

Teacher: To be honest, do you smoke?

Boy A: No. ..

Teacher: No? Well, French fries, please.

Boy A naturally stretched out two fingers and took it. ...........

[Scene 2]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy b: no.

Teacher: No? Well, French fries, please.

Boy B is holding French fries carefully because he heard about A.

Teacher: Don't you want some ketchup?

B accidentally got too much, and immediately played it with two fingers-

Teacher: No? The posture of playing ash is very skilled. Call your parents ...............

[Scene 3]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy c: no.

Teacher: No? All right, French fries.

Because of the first two examples, the boy C carefully finished the French fries with sweat.

Teacher: Aren't you going to take a root home for your classmates?

Boy C picked up French fries and put them on his ear. ..................

[Scene 4]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy d: No. ..

Teacher: Good. Have a French fries.

The boy ate the French fries with trepidation and put them in his coat pocket.

The teacher suddenly shouted, here comes the headmaster.

The boy was so busy that he took French fries out of his pocket and threw them on the ground, stomping on them. ......................

[Scene 5]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy: No.

Teacher: Good. Have a French fries.

The boy just took the French fries,

The teacher said: Don't invite me to dinner.

The boy was so busy that he handed the chips in his hand and then took out a lighter. ................

[Scene 6]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy: No.

Teacher: Good. Have a French fries.

The boy ate French fries with trepidation and put them in his upper pocket.

The teacher suddenly shouted, here comes the headmaster.

The boy has sweated his palms and bowed his head and said, hello, headmaster!

Teacher: The headmaster will smell your mouth.

The boy took the French fries out of his pocket: it's safe, it's still there, the fire hasn't lit yet …

[Scene 7]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Teacher: You really don't smoke? Ok, let's have a French fries.

Boy: It's natural to take away the French fries and eat them clean.

Teacher: That's a good boy. What brand of French fries do you usually like?

Boy: [Get carried away] Greater China. . . . .

Scene n:

Teacher: French fries, please!

Boy: No thanks.