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Excuse me, whose story is "sit down, sit down, sit up, tea comes and tea comes"?
Seeing Su Shi's plain clothes, Gao Ming coldly pointed to the chair and said:
"Sit down!" Then he shouted to the boy in the street, "tea!" "
Sue tried to sit down and chat with Lao Dao. From the conversation, Lao Dao found that the visitor was quite talented, not an ordinary scholar.
The man led him to the hall and said politely:
"Please sit down!" He said to the Taoist boy, "Here's to tea!"
The two men chatted again. Lao Dao felt more and more that the visitor was knowledgeable and clever, so he couldn't help asking his name.
Only then did I know that this person is Su Dongpo, who is famous all over the world. Then, hurriedly stood up and bowed, and let him into the living room, respectfully.
Worship ground to say:
"Please sit down!" He said to the Taoist priest, "To the fragrant tea!"
When Su Shi said goodbye, Lao Dao begged him to write a letter as a souvenir. Su Shi wrote a couplet with a smile:
"Sit down, sit down, sit down;
Tea, tea, tea. "
I took a sophisticated look and felt my face burning. -Excerpt from "Ancient Jokes"
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