What are the cold jokes about the cold weather?

1. The weather is very cold. If you can't give me a hug, buy me a coat.

2. I remember that it was a cold winter, and I didn't want to go to class in the morning, so I asked my roommate to help me ask for leave and just find a reason. Soon, I

The news of heatstroke spread all over the campus.

3. The most rogue in winter always likes to freeze my hands and feet.

There is a yearning for autumn water, and there is a cold feeling that I forgot to wear long pants.

5. "Why are people closer to the north more direct?" "It's freezing, who has time to travel with you?"

6. There is a kind of cold, not that you feel cold, but that your mother thinks you are cold.

7. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.

8. When a girl is alone, it is actually a hooligan behavior for her to say that she is cold.

1 I once threatened at a high temperature of 38 degrees that I would rather freeze to death than become a dog. I didn't realize how beautiful it was until I was frozen into a dog today.

The promise is too young.

Cold is just a word, I will only say it once, and I know you will use snot instead.

I said it's cold, take care of yourself and put on more clothes, either take care of me or buy me clothes with money.

Don't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam, because it's so cold that I'm going crazy.

I want to run naked in summer, and how many clothes I wear in winter is like streaking.

It's cold for 6 days. Besides the bed, the place I want to go most is your arms.

It was cold for seven days. Whenever I lie in bed and don't want to get up, I think of Teacher Cang's teaching: "Unless you lie in bed, you can make money.

Otherwise, don't lie in bed. "

It has been cold for eight days. Don't forget to open the quilt for your roommate when you wake up at night.

It takes courage to undress, perseverance to wash clothes, and explosiveness to get up.