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What funny sand sculptures do medical students have every day?

I'm afraid of everything before I study medicine, but I'm afraid of who after I study medicine. For me, what I am most afraid of is not autopsy, catching mice or experimenting with rabbits, but toad, because I think it looks strange, with smooth and sticky skin, jumping around and sticking out its tongue. God, I almost fainted.

I still don't understand why there are Grimm's fairy tales about the frog prince. When the princess kisses it, the prince will return to his original state, which is incomprehensible.

We need a toad. After the execution, we will "undress" and then do a series of experiments. Most importantly, this is a compulsory part of the final exam. By the time we did the experiment, most people were catching toads directly to do the experiment, and a group of my friends were doing it step by step, but I couldn't. I was still watching and resisting.

My elder sister Yuan couldn't stand it, so she dragged me to the front and chose an extra-large toad. Before I could react, she forced toad into my hand! At that time, I didn't dare to move for a moment, completely froze, and my eyes really couldn't stop crying. I feel toad's paw pulling my hand, and its tongue licking my paw. I dare not let go, for fear of chasing all over the house in the future.

I cried for a while, got used to it for a while, and found it seemed fine, not so terrible. Since then, I have never been afraid. Each experiment also focuses on the big ones, and the success rate is very high.