A joke caused by mispronouncing Chinese characters

1. After the county magistrate finished speaking, the host said, "Sausages and pickles, please!" Now, please talk to the township head! )

2. A foreign girl married to China. When eating breakfast, I was pointed out that I can't eat fried dough sticks: "Dip it." She stood up at once and was told, "Take a dip!" Confused, she said indignantly, "Let me eat standing up. I have stood up. Where should I stand? "

3. One of Feng Yuxiang's operational staff wrote the word "Qin" for "Qinyang" and changed it into "Biyang" when drawing up operational orders. It happens that there is Biyang in the south of Henan, but it is thousands of miles away from Qinyang. Feng Yuxiang's troops were ordered to rush to Biyang. As a result, the fighter plane was delayed and the favorable opportunity to annihilate Chiang Kai-shek was missed, so that Chiang Kai-shek gained the initiative. During the Central Plains War for half a year, the allied forces of Feng and Yan were passively beaten everywhere. The word difference eventually led to the complete failure of the allied forces of Feng and Yan in the battlefield of the Central Plains.

4. Once I met a village head with a strong accent, it started like this (the following line is the original intention):

Rabbit and shrimp, today I'm going to lick a piece of shit for everyone. Everyone should lick it carefully.

Comrades and villagers, today I will tell you a story. Everyone should listen carefully.