Super shocking joke

My little sister came back from school and said that the teacher asked me to make sentences with periods, exclamation points and question marks respectively. A classmate in her class made: "I am human." Am I human? I am alone! "

I bought a green down jacket, put it on and asked my mother if it looked good. My mother said, "Huh? A bit like that little man! " "Which little man?" "The one on the phone!" "Which one?" Then she picked up the phone and pointed. I looked at it, damn it, Android robot.

Today, I went shopping with the goddess I secretly love, and I have been looking for opportunities to hold hands, but there is no result. Suddenly a battery car flew behind me, and I gave the goddess a push when I passed by. I hugged the goddess conveniently. I was about to start swearing when a word came from the battery car: "Dude, I can only do this."

In class, my buddy plays with his mobile phone to cut fruit. Suddenly, he paused the game because his hands were sweating and he rubbed his clothes. I asked, "What are you doing?" He raised his head, raised his hand and said to me, "sharpen the knife!" " "

I just fished my second-rate friend out of the station because I went out and drank too much last night and dragged someone else's daughter-in-law home. The climax is that he also beat his husband badly. It is said that he shouted "Let you steal my daughter-in-law, let you steal my daughter-in-law."

Laughing for ten years, since I saw the joke, the whole person is young.

Young and hardworking, Lao Wang lives next door!

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