The seven-person sketch script is funny and humorous, about ten minutes.

People: Three gangsters, Xian Jie, Xiao Yue Yue, Xiao Dou, Mosquito, A, B, C, are located at the Songhua River at 2 am165438+1October 20xx.

(Xian Jie, Xiao Yue Yue, Xiao Dou and Mosquito come to the riverside steps to watch the meteor shower ~)

First: [pretending after watching for a while] Cough ~ Cough! How spectacular! You two take a look first! Let's leave here! [Say that finish, pull up Xiao Yue and run]

Yue (dragged into Riverside Park by Xian Jie): Hey, what are you doing running so fast?

First: can't you create opportunities for others ~ silly ~

Yue: [suddenly enlighted] Oh ~

Xianjie and Xiaoyue are walking in the park when two gangsters suddenly appear from the darkness. Gangster A grabs Xian Jie, and Gangster B grabs Little Yue Yue ~)

Yue: Ah ~ indecent assault ~ I'll kick your ass! [Suddenly kicked gangster B, broke free and ran in the direction of Central Street] Help!

B:[ Bends over and covers * *] It hurts me to death ~

First: [Struggle] Abortion, run! Don't lose my mobile phone!

Yue: (wondering) When did you leave me your mobile phone? Forget it, forget it. It is important to run for your life. [Keep running]

A: [When I heard that Yue Yue Jr. had the mobile phone, I suddenly let go of Xian Jie and went after Yue Yue Jr.] Don't run!

Yue: (thinking while running) You idiot, I don't have my cell phone ~

First: [When gangster A ran away, he looked at gangster B who fainted on the ground in pain, gloating] Hum, I have the mobile phone ~

(Soon, Xiao Yue strolled back ~)

First: (eyes wide open) Where is the gangster?

Yue: [laughing] Ha ha ha ~! He couldn't outrun me, so I left him in the crowd and got lost! [Looking down at punk B, I kicked him. Are you okay?

First: I'm fine ~ what can I do?

Yue: That's good.

(At this moment, the fainted gangster B suddenly woke up. He stood up slowly behind Jie Jie and little Yue Yue, and quietly took out an S gun from his pocket. Strangle J.J. from behind and put the loophole in J.J.' s temple ~)

(to Yue Yue Jr.) Take out all your money! Otherwise, I'll ... [saying, poke Xian Jie in the temple with a gun]

First: it hurts ~ be fucking gentle!

Yue: (looking at the gun in gangster B's hand with wide eyes) Brother, is this gun real?

B: Of course! [He fired a shot into the air, then looked around to make sure that he didn't attract others' attention, and then turned his eyes to Xiao Yue]

(Guest: Gun: [sadly ]55555555~ You wasted my last bullet again ~)

Yue: (I wonder if this is the last bullet) We have something to discuss. Don't shoot ~ I'll give you money and you let him go. [After putting a thick stack of pink notes on the ground] Let him go!

(gangster b looks at xian Jie ~)

First: (frowned) What are you looking at me for? Take it! It's not my money anyway ~

Yue: (angrily) Hey! You wait, I won't save you next time.

Sketch introduction:

Sketch is a small art work. In a broad sense, prose covers a wide range. In ancient Indian Buddhist scriptures, it refers to the seven-volume Prajna Paramita Sutra, and in prose, it refers to the short style. In a narrow sense, sketch generally refers to the shorter art of speaking and performing.

Its basic requirements are clear language, natural form, full understanding and expression of each character's personality and language characteristics, and the most representative is comedy sketches.