What joke contains eggplant, banana, radish, cucumber?

Tiantianyixiaoxiao: 1. I wanted to leave work early today, but the boss didn’t allow it: “If you leave early, you will be considered absent from work!” I laughed and said, “That’s what I am.” Then I shouldered the responsibility. The pickaxe walked out of the mining area. 2. One day, I asked an English top student for advice: "Hello, top student, I can't remember the words." The top learner said, "It's not difficult actually. How do you remember the QQ password?" After listening After that, I had a lot of feelings. I went back to the dormitory and decisively changed the words I needed to memorize into the QQ password. As a result, when I woke up the next day... I couldn't access QQ... 3. In class today, my goddess sat behind me. During class, the goddess didn’t bring a book, and the teacher told those who didn’t bring a book to stand up, so I gave the book to the goddess and I stood up. The teacher said, “You’re so good at standing up, go out and do 500 frog jumps.” About that time. After 5 minutes, the goddess also came out. I said: "Why did you come out?" The goddess said: "In math class, why did you give me an English book?