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Tom's lies.

English jokes:

Tom is a little boy. He is only seven years old. Once he goes to the cinema. This is the first time he has done this. He bought a ticket and went in. But two or three minutes later, he came out, bought a second ticket and went in again. A few minutes later, he came out and bought a third ticket. Two or three minutes later, he came out and asked for another ticket. But a girl asked him, "why did you buy so many tickets?" How many friends did you meet? " "No, I don't have any friends here, but a big woman always stops me at the door and cuts my ticket."

After studying the art training class in Children's Palace in Keating for two years, he drew a portrait of fauvism for his father as a birthday present. Looking at his "portrait", his father felt a pain. He said, "You'd better add a portrait to it and turn it into a gorilla."

Tom is a child. He is only seven years old. When he went to the movies. It was his first time to go. He bought a ticket and went in. But he came out in two or three minutes, then bought a second ticket and went in again. A few minutes later, he came out and bought a third ticket. Then two or three minutes later, he came out to buy tickets. A woman asked her, "Why did you buy so many tickets?" How many friends did you meet? "No, I don't have any friends, but every time I come in, there is always a big woman to cut my ticket."