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When someone asks you why you don't fall in love, how do you respond tactfully?

I'm so poor that I don't even have the money to fall in love. Will you reimburse me?

Am I free?

What are you talking about? Falling in love hurts feelings!

If we don't want to fall in love and people ask us such stupid and low-level questions, we might as well go back. Make them realize that they need to eat brain fragments. If we wanted to fall in love, or we could fall in love, we had already talked about it. As for the back of our ass, have the seven aunts been asking questions?

There are too many reasons in life. Since you asked, I will kindly tell you to remember. I hate people asking: why don't you talk about a love? I'll go, don't I know nothing but falling in love, and I'm just doing nothing in your mind? Besides, if you can chat with me, we'll have a heart-to-heart chat. Don't sprinkle salt on my heart, so don't blame me for sprinkling a handful of pepper in your boiling blood at once.

There are always people with amazing IQs. I think my hair is gone. I don't understand why my love life is full of people's desire to find out. In case, at that time, my state was that I didn't want to fall in love, then my attitude might be better, that is, my face was cold, my teeth clenched, and my expression management was not very good. Please forgive me.

I am the flower of the motherland. If all the flowers of this motherland want to fall in love, who will revitalize China and make our country proud? As the most unusual flower, who will do such a boring thing as falling in love? We are all married naked.

However, at that time, I was suffering from no object and couldn't find the right one. In other words, today's young people look at their faces rather than their talents. But my talent has covered my face. Then you shoot. I may scold you, you doubt life. You will always remember this great day.

Of course, if my mother pesters me and asks me why I don't fall in love, it gives me great courage, and I dare not say such disrespectful words. Flying shoes, slapping, unstoppable, can only tell the truth. Mom, didn't you let me fall in love and put my study first? Such a simple sentence can make my mother stop complaining. First, it's not that I don't want to fall in love, but that you won't let me talk about it. The second is to be clean and tidy, so that the other party is speechless. It's perfect.

It's my former predecessor or someone who has had emotional entanglements with me. When I wait to see Lao Tzu's jokes, I'll just say it, pick and choose, and so on. The implication is that the little fairy is not being chased by no one, but being chased by people and wants to be quiet. You ordinary people push it down, and my words are enough to make them beaten. Alas, you are in a puzzling mood.

Love, I can't force. I don't know which day I will fall in love with my turtle. Please call me mung bean.