The most classic and funny sentence

1, think about the questioner's intention before doing the problem. I think he wants me to die.

2. Don't worry about the single king. You must be a fairy who came to experience love robbery on earth. Be a good boy and bear it again. Anyway, after the robbery, you can fly to the sky and say goodbye to those mortals.

3. Today, I suddenly found out that junior high school love died from changing seats, senior high school died from placement, and college died from graduation, but I am not. I was ashamed to fall in love and died of looks.

4, don't wait, your Mr. Right won't come, he is a garbage, eating chicken online all day.

5. In love, let your boyfriend be everywhere, let him cook, let him wash dishes, let him wash clothes and make money. Girls, just a little harder, are responsible for eating and drinking Lazar in buy buy.

6. Children are happy when they are sad, but we adults can't. We have to eat a good meal or buy something.

7, insomnia, not counting sheep, but counting sheep strings, one string, two strings, three strings, four strings ... then you won't be sleepy and start to be hungry!

8, old, coquettish, now my understanding of fashion is: keep warm.

9. When I was a teenager, some people took off their bills, others took off their poverty, but I took off the reins and ran like a husky on the stupid road.

10, the most dangerous thing in the world is to turn off the alarm clock and close your eyes. This is the only feasible way for human beings to cross at present. Close your eyes for five seconds and you can reach the future in two hours.