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The first story is a supernatural incident

I remembered a supernatural incident my sister told me... ..

My sister has a friend who has a little son who is about three years old...

One day he found that his son was waving at the window and saying: "Goodbye, uncle!"

My friend didn't take it seriously at first...

I thought my son was talking to the uncle who was passing by on the street (because he lives in a very low-rise building)

But I feel that his son always says this around dusk

WO...but I can't see anyone outside the window...the more my friend thinks about it, the more scared he becomes... ..

So I asked my son who he wanted to say goodbye to...

The son replied: "With my uncle!"

The friend asked again: " There is no one outside! Which uncle are you talking to?"

The son pointed to the outside and answered:

"Which uncle?

The Sun Uncle!"

The second story on a country road

On a country road with twists and turns, because car accidents often happen, there are often some ghost stories. One night, a taxi driver saw a woman with long hair and a white dress on the side of the road. He waved to him. Because the driver had never seen a ghost, he was very bold. He stopped and let her get in the car. Along the way, although the driver didn’t believe there was a ghost, he was still worried, so he often looked at the woman behind him from the rear view mirror without seeing the mirror. He was driving, and suddenly the driver found that the woman was missing! The driver was startled and quickly stepped on the brake! The woman appeared again, and her face was covered with blood. It was extremely scary. The driver was so frightened that his whole body became weak and he couldn't say a word. He thought: It's over, it's over, this time I really encountered a ghost!" When she was nervous, the woman spoke:

"Hey! Mr. Driver, I was just afraid of being seen by you. I'm sorry, so I bent down and picked my nose. Who told you to brake so quickly? ! Look! It gave me a nosebleed!"

The head outside the window of the third story

Just these days, an old man came to the village. The old man looked like He was very haggard and frustrated, but perhaps because no one knew him, no one paid special attention to him. As a result, in the evening, the old man was found hanging in the woods! And the place where he hanged himself happened to be at Xiaojing's house. The old man can be clearly seen even through the bathroom window!

In the evening, Xiaojing came back. Since the body was disposed of quickly, Xiaojing didn’t know about it. Xiao Jing went to take a bath. Because the bathroom was very small, she was very close to the transom. When she was halfway through washing, Xiao Jing raised her head and saw the transom. What she saw at that time made Xiao Jing freeze up. !Because she saw a human head! Xiaojing could not move, but the human head kept looking at her! At this moment, the human head actually smiled! And said:

"Sister,... you Are you shocked?"

The fourth story is to die from eating instant noodles

My brother doesn't like the food my mother cooks, but he likes instant noodles. One day I Mom didn't cook, and my brother wanted to eat instant noodles again. My mother scolded him: "Why don't you go out and buy a lunch box if mom didn't cook? Eating instant noodles is not nutritious!!"

My brother Said: "I just like to eat, how about it!"

"Oh...Mom told you, instant noodles are really not a good thing. Your father has a young lady in the company. In order to save money and send it home, she ate instant noodles in the morning, lunch, and evening. She ate instant noodles every day, but she died three months later!"

( Shocked) "Really?"

"How could mom lie to you?"

"Really, then how did she die?"

.....Well,....there was a car accident while buying instant noodles.....

The fifth story: Car accident

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In the middle of the day, a (thrilling) scene happened at the fruit and vegetable market in front of the Huazhong Bridge....

Since the fruit and vegetable market is the distribution point for many cars, and it is time for work and school to be over, the place where we sat The shuttle bus was so crowded that those standing at the door were clinging to the door like geckos.

After the driver and everyone got on board, he started to set off. Since he had to go on the bridge , he kept stepping on the accelerator to accelerate, and when he found an old woman crossing the road in front of him, it was already too late to brake!

I saw the old woman lying on the road in front of the car, motionless, beside her A pile of intestines flowed out, and blood began to ooze out...

Some people started screaming... Some were speechless after seeing it, and the driver's face was pale. , sitting in the seat and not daring to get down. When the driver in the car started to point out the driver, a strange thing happened...

Suddenly, the old woman stood up tremblingly and took the He took out a torn plastic bag and started picking up the intestines, muttering in his mouth: "Yao Shou... How can I eat the intestines I just bought..."

The Sixth Story Bento

Tell you a ghost story, and it’s very scary!

On a quiet moonlit night, a traveler traveling through the mountains was unlucky. He lost his way. Just when he was hungry, cold, and exhausted, he finally found a thatched house far ahead. He happily ran forward, knocked on the door, and shouted: "Is anyone there? ?Then an old lady came out to answer the door. After the travelers explained their purpose, the old lady kindly gave the travelers a box of lunch and promised the travelers to stay at her house temporarily that night. Early the next morning , when the traveler woke up, he was surprised to find that there was no thatched hut around him, and he was sleeping on the ground. Not to mention there was an old lady. However, the traveler was not afraid, and was still very grateful to the old lady in his heart, thinking that it was The Bodhisattva incarnates and comes to rescue those who are in trouble. So he worships at the spot and leaves with gratitude. After a long journey, he finally returns to the village. After returning, he tells this story to everyone he meets. After a long time, Finally someone said: "That grandma you are talking about, she passed away three years ago. When the traveler heard this, he secretly screamed something bad. He suddenly felt a sharp pain in his body and shouted: "It's not good. ....I...I...I have eaten...expired bento!

The seventh story Yin Yang Eyes

There was a senior who wanted to I was riding a bike home to a school girl with Yin Yang eyes.

At first, the senior warned the school girl: "No matter what you see, don't tell me!" After a while, they passed by the cemetery and the school girl The younger sister yelled and grabbed the senior's clothes... The younger sister said: "Study... learn... senior..." The senior shouted: "Shut up! What am I doing? Don't even listen!" The school girl said: "But..." Senior: "Don't tell me what you saw!" After arriving at the destination after a wild ride, the senior said: "What did you want to tell me just now?" "School girl: "When we were passing by the cemetery just now, I wanted to tell you that your wallet fell, but you rode over without looking back...

The eighth story Died on the same day, same year, same month

When Ali was working overtime, she suddenly felt a gust of cold wind blowing from behind. Ali felt strange, how could there be wind blowing in the airtight office building? ? Looking back, the clock on the wall pointed to 11 o'clock. Ali thought to herself: "She may not be able to finish today. Let's continue tomorrow. After thinking about it, she shut down the computer and walked out of the office after cleaning up. Nothing. I thought that the elevator was being renovated today... Ali thought: It's over, the office is on the 11th floor... I had to take the stairs to go downstairs. Fortunately, I went downstairs, otherwise I would have been very tired. Ali just When going downstairs, she always felt that someone was following her behind her, and she couldn't help but think of the cold wind in the office just now. Although Ali had goosebumps all over her body, she couldn't hide the curiosity in her heart. When she looked back, it was better not to look. But she found that... her friend Xiaohong, who died of cancer three months ago, glared at her... "Why don't you keep your word?! Why don't you keep your promise? I

It's so lonely down there...so lonely..." Xiao Hong said as she approached Ali... "Ah______" Ali had fallen from the window on the tenth floor. ..... Xiaoxiang and Zhenzhen are both good friends of Ali and Xiaohong... After the two attended Ali's funeral, they discussed the cause of Ali's death in a teahouse. Xiaoxiang: Zhenzhen... Do you remember? Not long after Xiaohong died, Meimei died in a car accident... Now it's Ali... Could it be... Zhenzhen: Hmm. ...I also have a feeling...could it be Xiaohong, she...she...Xiaoxiang: It's possible, Xiaohong is here to claim her life. We can't go on like this, otherwise, even... You and I... Zhenzhen: I know a mage who has a very profound Taoist practice. Let's go to him to help us. When Xiaoxiang and Zhenzhen arrived at the mage's dojo, the mage correctly pointed out that Xiaoxiang and Zhenzhen The deceased friends were sworn sisters. The five of them made an agreement at that time. If they could not be born on the same day of the same year and month, they would rather die on the same day of the same year. So after Xiaohong died, she remembered her previous agreement and went to find other sisters. ...When Xiaoxiang and Zhenzhen heard this, they quickly asked the mage for help. The mage ordered his apprentice to bring a plate of mung beans and a red bean, mix the beans together, and recite the spell to incant. After finishing, he told Xiaoxiang and Zhenzhen Jane, he is negotiating with Xiaohong. If Xiaohong agrees not to save their lives, he will let the mung bean float on top of the red bean. If Xiaohong disagrees, the red bean will float on the mung bean. The Master said he will try his best to save Xiaoxiang and Xiaohong. Zhenzhen, you need to spend a week communicating with Xiaohong, and ask Xiaoxiang and the others to come and see the results after one week. After saying this, Zheng De mattered and covered the plate with a red cloth. Xiaoxiang and Zhenzhen finally got over the restlessness. One week, the two came to the dojo together. The master ordered the apprentice to bring out the plate. When the master opened the red cloth... his face changed drastically... Xiaoxiang and Zhenzhen saw that the master's expression was wrong. He also quickly grabbed the plate... The little apprentice said helplessly: "Master... I have told you a long time ago... The dojo is very humid. I should have bought a dehumidifier long ago. You should have bought a dehumidifier." Don't listen...Look! The beans have sprouted!!!!!"

The ninth story: I liked eating apples during my lifetime

On a dark and beautiful night, renting The driver of the car passed by a remote street and was about to collect the car and go home. It happened that a woman was waving at the roadside to get in the car. The driver thought he was on the way, so he gave her a ride. Along the way, it was extremely quiet. Suddenly, the woman spoke. , she said: "Driver, give you an apple. It's very delicious." The driver felt embarrassed, so he took it and took a bite. The woman said: "It's delicious." The driver said: "It's delicious. ." The woman replied again: "I also liked eating apples when I was alive." Wow...amp;*#@^When the driver heard this, he was so frightened that he stopped and turned pale. ....The woman slowly tilted her head forward and said to the driver slowly, "Don't be afraid, I haven't finished speaking yet. I said I didn't like eating it after giving birth!"

The Tenth Story: Encountering a Ghost in the Bathroom

Xiao Wang went to his cousin’s house out of town to play. When chatting with his cousin, his cousin told him that there was a ghost in the bathroom here, but you don’t accept ghosts. The ghost will not hurt you. (Of course it’s not a ghost, it’s just his cousin lying to him.) It may be due to the acclimatization. At night, Xiao Wang’s stomach hurt so badly that there was no other way, so Xiao Wang had to get pregnant. With fear in mind, he forced himself to go to the toilet. As soon as Xiao Wang squatted down, he heard the voice of the ghost (acted by his cousin): "Do you want red toilet paper or white toilet paper?" Xiao Wang knew that he could not accept things from ghosts. He replied: "I always use newspapers." It seemed that Xiao Wang had dysentery. After a while, Xiao Wang ran to the toilet again, but this time he was no longer afraid. When the ghost saw the little queen, he went to the toilet again. He stretched out his hand and said: "Do you want the Central Daily News or the Youth Daily? "I always use sports newspapers." At night, Xiao Wang went to the toilet for the third time, and the ghost asked: "Sports Weekly

There was a female freshman at Qingdao University who was very studious. One night, she finished reading

After studying, I felt very tired. I looked at my watch. It was already past one o'clock. I heard from my senior sister that Xiangsi Lake is beautiful at night, so I wanted to take a walk there. When I got to the lake, I suddenly felt someone tapping her shoulder, and she turned around. , saw a pale woman. The woman said: "School girl, I have no feet." The elementary school girl didn't think she had any feet when she saw that strange woman. She really didn't have any feet! The elementary school girl ran away, but the female ghost followed her all the way. She kept saying darkly in her ear: "I have no feet, I have no feet... The elementary school girl felt very annoyed. She happened to be near the dormitory and turned to the female ghost and shouted:" So what if I have no feet! I have no breasts!

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Sour Pork

"Please let me go, I'm a lot older , the meat is also sour, it doesn’t taste good.” Old man Zhang was leaning against the corner, with no way forward and no way out, and the two fierce ghosts were approaching him step by step. "Is the meat sour?" The male ghost grabbed Old Man Zhang's hand and bit off a piece of meat so hard that Old Man Zhang screamed. The ghost chewed and chewed, spitting out Old Man Zhang's meat, "Damn it, it's so sour, so unpalatable, old man, I'm counting on you, go away!" Old Man Zhang was pardoned, and in He kowtowed dozens of times on the ground. Losing a piece of meat is better than losing his life. He was about to leave. Another female ghost screamed, "Stop!" The male ghost was a little strange, "Why keep this old thing? The meat is sour and not delicious." The female ghost lay next to the male ghost's ear and said, "I want to eat it." The male ghost was even more surprised. "Why?" The female ghost poked the male ghost's head with her finger and said shyly, "You bad guy, I'm pregnant!"

Mosquito!

In a very old and dilapidated building in the suburbs, three mosquitoes were chatting on the wall.

“Hey, I can’t find anything to eat recently”

“That’s right, that’s right, since that woman moved in, we haven’t had a good day”

"Just last night, I sucked on Uncle Zhang's nephew's leg on the second floor for a long time, and I sucked out a few small dried blood clots, which almost choked me to death!"

"You're okay! Just last night, I sucked on the carotid artery of Wang's wife on the third floor all night, and all she sucked out was tap water!"

The remaining mosquito began to cry loudly.

"Why are you crying?"

"I am the worst!"

"What's wrong?"

" Last night I was so hungry that I saw the woman lying on top of a naked man on the fourth floor. I ran over to suck the man's blood, but she grabbed her and then... Then..."

"What happened? You finished your sentence!" The other two mosquitoes were anxious.

The mosquito said with snot and tears: "Then she said to me so viciously, 'Damn it, I don't even have enough to drink, and you come and grab it from me!' Then, she took my The blood was also sucked, wuwuwuwuwu..."

There were two people

In a remote village, there was a straight telephone pole on a winding path. Strangely enough, People often get into trouble there. Soon a young man and woman were accidentally knocked down by a bicycle and died on the spot. One night, 5-year-old Xiao Zhi and his mother passed by there on the way home. Xiao Zhi suddenly said: "Mom, there are two people on the telephone pole." His mother took his hand and walked away quickly and said: "Kids, don't talk nonsense! "But this incident spread quickly. One day, a reporter came to interview Xiaozhi and asked him to take him to the place where the car accident occurred. Xiaozhi led him there generously. The reporter asked: "Where is it? ?" Xiaozhi pointed to it. The reporter looked up and saw a sign hanging on the telephone pole.

It said: Traffic safety is everyone's responsibility

Encountering a female ghost at night

It was very late at night, and a taxi driver decided to pick up one more passenger and go home, but there were not many people on the road.

The driver was driving aimlessly and found a white figure shaking in front of him, waving to him. It was unnatural to suddenly have people in the otherwise peaceful night. Moreover, such a situation had to remind people of I thought of something I didn’t want to think of, and that was a ghost! ! !

But in the end the driver decided to pull her away. The man got into the car and said in a miserable and hoarse voice: "Please come to the crematorium." The driver shuddered. Could it be that she really... He couldn't think about it any more, and he didn't dare to think about it any more. He regretted it very much, but now he could only send her to her destination quickly.

The woman had a delicate face and a pale face. She was silent all the way, which was creepy. The driver really couldn't continue driving. When he was very close to where she was going, he made an excuse and stammered: "Miss, I'm so sorry. It's hard to turn around in front. You can walk there by yourself. It's already very close." It's close." The woman nodded and asked, "How much is that?" The driver quickly said, "Forget it, forget it. It's not easy for you as a woman to come here so late, forget it!" "That's so embarrassing." "That's it!" the driver insisted. The woman couldn't resist, "Well, thank you!" After saying that, she opened the car door... The driver turned around to start the car, but didn't hear the door closing, so he turned around... Why did the woman disappear so quickly? Already? He looked at the back seat and saw nothing! Not on the front, left, right, or back of the car! Did she just disappear? Because of the driver's curiosity, he wanted to find out. He got out of the car and came to the door that was not closed. "Did that woman leave so quickly, or was she just..." He was about to collapse, and just about to After leaving here, a bloody hand patted his shoulder. He turned around, and the woman stood in front of him with her face covered in blood and spoke.

"Master! Please don't park next to the ditch next time you park your car..."

Menggui Phone

When I called before, the number was not the same What is used now is to insert your fingers into a disc with holes and use it to dial. Once upon a time...

Xiao Ming's home phone number is 444-4444, and strange calls often come in... One day at 12 o'clock in the middle of the night, the phone rang, Xiao Ming Pick up the phone. The other end of the phone said in a miserable voice: "Is this 444-4444? Can you call 119 for me to call the police? I'm so miserable!..." Xiao Ming: "Go find someone else to help you, don't Come to me!" The man said: "I can only call 444-4444, I can't call anyone else." Xiao Ming was scared to death and hung up the phone quickly. He could only call 444-4444? Could it be a ghost? ! ! After a while, the phone rang again. Xiao Ming didn't dare to answer it, but the phone kept ringing... Xiao Ming had to answer the phone. The man: "Is this 444-4444? Can you call 119 for me? I'm so miserable! ...My finger is stuck in the phone dial!"

Damn it

Two men were walking home after a Halloween costume party.

When they passed a cemetery, they decided to cross it on a whim. When they were halfway there Then they were frightened by the sound of knock-knock-knock. The sound came from a dark place. They were trembling with fright, and then they found an old man holding a chisel and digging out a tombstone. One of them A man said: "Oh my god, sir, we thought you were a ghost. It's so late. What are you doing here?" The old man cursed: 'TMD, they spelled my name wrong.!! !!"

Will-o'-the-wisp

On a dark night, a man was walking alone at night, passing by a cemetery. The breeze blew by, and the surrounding sounds were rustling, making people's hair stand on end. His scalp felt numb. At this moment, he suddenly noticed a red light appearing and disappearing in the distance.

The first thing he thought of was "will-o'-the-wisp", so he cautiously picked up a stone. He threw it towards the light. He saw the light flying to the back of another grave. He was even more frightened, so he picked up another stone and threw it towards the light, only to see the light fly towards another grave.

At this time, he was close to collapse. So, he picked up another stone and threw it towards the light. At this time, I heard a voice coming from behind the grave: "Damn it, who is it? It's not fun to poop. You threw me three times with a bag of cigarettes."

Doll

There was a taxi driver working in a taxi company. Late one night, he was driving through a very desolate place, surrounded by darkness; suddenly he saw a building in the desolate land in front of him, with dim lights on. He was wondering when such a building had been built here when he saw a young lady on the roadside waving her hand to take his car home. After the young lady got in the car, he closed the car door and started driving. After a while, He thought it was strange why the lady didn't say anything. When he looked back in the mirror, there was no lady, only a doll sitting there. He was so frightened that he grabbed the doll and threw it out the window. After returning home, he I have been seriously ill for three months

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After he recovered from his illness, he went back to work in the taxi company. As a result, his colleague said to him: "You are so embarrassed. A beautiful lady came to complain that she I wanted to take your car, but as soon as she threw the doll in, you closed the car door and drove away.

Oh, my hands are numb from doing it ~~ It’s not easy to be a modern living person! Oh~