Who tells the funniest joke?

1. Pan Jinlian won't meet Ximen Qing if he doesn't open the window; Don't cheat until you meet Simon; Without derailment, Song Wu would not be forced to go to Liangshan; If Song Wu didn't go to Liangshan, Fang La wouldn't have been captured, and he would have achieved great success in Song Dynasty. There will be no shame of Jingkang, and there will be no Qing Dynasty when nomads from the border pass. There will be no closed door, and there will be no opium war in Eight-Nation Alliance. China will be the only superpower in the world, and all other vassals are just clouds. Pam, why are you fucking idle?

During the afternoon recess, a petite beauty in the class is cleaning the blackboard. Because he is not tall, he can't wipe a large area on tiptoe. The way she worked hard greatly aroused my desire for protection! Without saying anything, I went up to her and said kindly, "I'll help you." She was very moved and said, "Thank you." Then I put my arm around her waist and picked her up.

3. In the human body class of the Academy of Fine Arts, everyone is quietly drawing. A beautiful woman suddenly threw the brush on the ground angrily and said to the male model standing in the middle, can you stop fucking moving and let people stop painting for a while! The audience was silent, and then laughed!

4. What is a famous brand? If you add a zero to the cost price, it's called a famous brand. Cost plus two zeros is called luxury. How many zeros can be added after the cost price? This is called a cultural relic!

5. My niece is over 5 years old and often speaks amazingly. One day, her father was watching ghost movies in his arms, and my little niece probably didn't dare to sleep at night. After going in and out of the room several times, I went to see my parents, and then pointed to her mother's nose and said, "Today you sleep on the sofa, and I want to sleep with your husband!" " "

6. When I was a child, my parents would turn around and tell me that it was English every time they swore in front of me. Until after school, I will never forget the sentence "Who can speak English?" asked by the teacher on the first day of class. ~~

7. It is said that many people now call "Zi" "paper", and a female classmate often sells cute like this. So one day, after catching a cold, the woman was reading in the library and ran out of paper towels. She texted her roommate and said, "I brought two packs of paper when I came over." After a while, my roommate came over with two steamed buns in his hand. .

8. I have a dream: there are only five fill-in-the-blank questions in a test paper, and the school _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _. 20 points for each space.