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When the sun rises, you will come to me
I believe in you. You always do what you say. If you say you will come to me when the sun rises tomorrow, you will definitely come when the sun rises.
I woke up in a daze and stretched myself comfortably...
Huh? Why can't I move my hands?
I struggled hard, but still couldn't stretch. stand up. Frowning, confused, he opened his sleepy eyes...
Ah... disgusting, you bad guy! You are holding my hand!
At a glance, I saw that the right hand of the table next to me was pressing on my left hand, while he himself was still asleep on the table.
Bad guy, take advantage of me while I’m sleeping!
While pulling his hand hard to free my left hand, I pinched his hand hard and kept mumbling in my mouth.
Boss Fei tried his best to free his left hand, but before he could take it back, he was caught again!
Ah! You did it on purpose... I couldn't free my hand from being clenched, so I kicked his leg that was close to me with my right foot, trying to kick him away: He's so close to me? Bad guy, bad guy!
The temperature came from his hands and legs to me, instantly burning my whole body and turning my face red.
Can't escape, can't live without. Frustrated and angry, she bit his hand...
After all, she didn't use any force. The warmth of his hands directly touched my face, ironing me until I was soft all over.
Put your face on his hand, lean on the table and look at the boy in front of you. I saw a pair of smiling eyes staring at me with passion and joy, and I couldn't help but smile too!
Gently rub your face on his warm hand... then bite it!
"Ah!" With a low cry, the boy couldn't help but retract his hand.
He waved his hand successfully, gave him a grimace, turned around and sat still, his lowered eyes filled with smiles.
At this time, the teacher was walking towards the podium, accompanied by the ringing of the school bell...
Dinging the bell...
Hey! Why does the bell keep ringing today? I looked at it suspiciously...
The alarm clock on the bedside was ringing crazily, as if it was angry that it didn't get attention.
The morning sun in early winter is shining on me through the screen window and caressing my hand. The room is filled with a layer of golden light, bright and warm, like your smile.
Turn off the alarm clock and stroke your hands quietly, your warmth is still on it...
Are you here? Do you miss me?...I miss you too. And you!
"Is there no one here? Can I sit here?"
I was sorting out the notes from the previous class in the lecture theater, when a male voice suddenly sounded in my ears, with a clear and clear voice. Ruffian.
Another pretentious swinger!
I picked up a book and put it on the table next to me, "Here is..."
The word "人" did not come out of my mouth, and I stared at it blankly. You who sit down.
"I said there is..."
"I know, I know, is there anyone? I will leave when someone comes."
Not waiting for me yet After finishing speaking, you said impatiently.
I stared at you in astonishment, who is this person?
"Am I very handsome? You are stunned! You are drooling!"
< p>I..."You are so handsome!"
"Pa", the book in my hand slapped you on the head, making me look like a pig girl, yes What is unbearable!
"Ah! Why are you so savage? I'm not laughing at you."
"Pa!" Another book smacked over...
"Class! Class! Stop flirting!" There was a thumping sound on the podium.
There was a roar of laughter below.
The teacher came in at some unknown time.
On the seat, two pairs of eyes, one staring at me and one staring at you...
I know you. You are a student from another major in the same department. You are in the next class. You often take public courses with our class. Occasionally we meet on the road, and there is always a group of people passing by laughing and joking.
I didn’t expect you to mess with me today!
Thinking of what you just said about "drooling", I can't wait to use the twelve-position "Dog Beating Stick Technique" on you right away!
It is said that there is no acquaintance without fighting.
The two angrily people inevitably glared at each other when they met.
I stared a lot and couldn't help but laugh. I held up the book as a threat, and you laughed at me for "drooling".
In the midst of the quarrel, you have officially become my seat next to me and continue to quarrel.
"Let me tell you a riddle, and I will guess that after class, I will invite some of your best friends to eat spicy skewers!"
Oh, why is it so difficult to get me! My roommate and I had a really satisfying meal.
Ahaha, don’t look distressed! Haha...
"This weekend our dormitory is going to... have a barbecue. Damn old K charged me fifty more. You go and help me eat enough and come back."
"You treat me as me Pig? "
"No, you eat so little, bring a few more sisters with you!"
Well...
Nothing happens, I will discuss it with my sisters.
Wow, the corn is about to burn, please keep an eye on it! The chicken wings are good, two more skewers! Roasted leeks are delicious, please bake more...
We laugh with joy when we see you running back and forth...
You are always so energetic, always. There are programs to toss around.
Outings, visiting parks, watching exhibitions... walking, cycling, riding...
Because we have traveled together several times before, you always invited me and my roommates to go together. Past.
Sometimes I go and sometimes I don’t participate. Over time, I still have many parallel footprints with you. < /p>
I’ve heard about this movie, and the response from the audience has been very good. It is said that there are many special effects, and the film is majestic and fascinating. I have long wanted to see it.
But... watch it with you two?
"Then you and old K can watch it together!"
"Oh! I didn't want to Let me ask you first! What a great revolutionary friendship we have! Besides, it’s much better to watch a movie with a beauty than with a beast!”
Hesitating, "Is there any prize?"
"Yes, of course there is, there must be, there must be!"
Haha! I see how pitiful you are, so I will accompany you for a while...
The video is indeed very nice. The pictures are dazzling and atmospheric, the sound effects are shocking, the plot has twists and turns, and the special effects are breathtaking...
Ah! ah! ah! I kept staring at the screen with my heart tightened. In a state of nervousness and fear, I felt that there was a safe place next to me. I couldn't help but lean in and hold on tightly.
"Don't be afraid, I'm here."
I turned my head, "What did you say? Ah!..."
I found a face next to me , this time he turned his head and his mouth touched his face! There was a moment of panic, and you quickly moved away, only to find that two hands were still tightly grasping your arms, and they retracted as if they were touching chromium iron.
You kept looking at me without saying anything. You put your arms around my shoulders, held me tightly in your arms, and rested your head on mine.
"Don't move, okay?" Your hoarse voice sounded softly in my ears.
The struggling body froze, then slowly softened... I don’t know what plot is behind the movie!
Every moment I spend with you is like sunshine shining through the mist, shining on a heart that has always been barren: green grass sprouts, spring flowers bloom, the gentle breeze blows on my face, and the clear spring flows...
The sudden brightness woke us up. It turns out the video is over!
We walked side by side silently on the way back to school.
I suddenly thought of something, stopped and stared at you fiercely.
"Hey! I watched a movie with you, where's your reward?"
Haha! You burst into laughter.
Holding me tightly in his arms with both hands: "I rewarded you with the most important me in the world, are you satisfied?"
Oh, narcissist , who cares?
I rolled my eyes wildly: Bad guy, take advantage of me and act like a good boy, I'm going to beat him up!
I ran after you all the way, leaving only a string of youthful laughter...
The days passed quickly, and we visited every corner of the city. , we ate at every food stall, and played all the programs we could play...
The days passed very slowly, the days of quietly reading together, the days of being in a daze together quietly, All the days we have gone through together, every day feels like a lifetime, very long...
We all thought we would go on like this for the rest of our lives.
That day, you went on an outing with your friends, but I didn’t go because I had homework.
Holding my hand, you say goodbye to me: I won't come back until evening. You do your homework well. When the sun rises tomorrow, I will come to you.
"Let's go, let's go! Let's go!"
I let go of your hand and urged you to leave, just like I usually say goodbye to you.
I believe in you. You always do what you say. If you say you will come to me when the sun rises tomorrow, you will definitely come when the sun rises.
At 2:20 in the afternoon, I was awakened by a nightmare and sat on the bed in a daze. I hurriedly picked up the cell phone that suddenly rang.
"Fengzi!..." was Old K's voice.
"What's wrong, old K, why don't you speak? Where is he? I want to talk to him!"
I suddenly feel very uneasy and I must hear your voice.
"He saved Xiangzi but fell into the quagmire of the manganese washing field together and disappeared!" Old K cried...
"Missed? What is missing?"
< p> I was running around in circles in the dormitory.Old K is really funny, he even cried when he said you were missing! It’s not like he doesn’t know that you love to play pranks, and you will appear from unexpected places after a while.
I'm going to find you. You won't let me worry. You will show up as soon as I arrive.
Oh no, maybe you are already on your way back. You said you would come to me when the sun rises tomorrow. You always keep your word.
I'm waiting for you in the dormitory!
When my roommates mentioned your name, I told them to shut up: "Don't argue. I'm waiting for him to come back. If anything happens, he will tell me personally."
I don’t answer calls from friends because I’m afraid of missing your call.
I don’t listen or do anything, I just wait for you to come to me.
Forgive me for being tired, I fell asleep.
You saw that I was sleeping soundly, and you couldn’t bear to wake me up, so you quietly left again, right?
When I woke up, the sun was shining brightly outside. You must have just left. I felt the warmth you left behind: my face was burning, which was the reflection of your kiss; my hands were still warm. Warmth, that is your body temperature left behind when you hold it...
You left today, but when the sun rises tomorrow, you will still come to see me, right?
I am so troubled that I always snooze. When I wake up every day, you are gone again, and I only feel the warmth you left behind.
But it doesn’t matter, as long as you come.
Perhaps, you who love to play pranks are still here, but you are just hiding aside to watch my jokes.
I won’t let you see me cry and give you a chance to laugh at me.
Whether I see you or not, I don’t care, I just know you have been here.
Looking at the bright sunshine outside, I believe you have been here a long time ago.
Because you always do what you say. You said that when the sun rises, you will come to me. The sun has risen, you must have been here.
My face is still feverish, and my hands still have your warmth...
I can’t see you, but I can feel your presence, you always love me hide and seek.
Today I am going to see a client. I have to change my clothes. No peeking!
I slowly closed the thick curtains to block your eyes from the outside...
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