The funniest joke in the world

One of the funniest jokes in the world:

1. My mother said I was not strong enough. Just now, when she was educating me, she said: People who are better than others rush to grab the first hot meal even if they go to eat Baba. ?

I said:? Mom, how about I try harder? I want to be a wet blanket. ?

2. I once ate hot pot with my sister. She fed her nephew mutton and said, come, eat meat. Pleasant goat meat. ?

The kitten is three years old. Once I discussed my child's future with his father. I said I would study medicine and eat technical food in the future.

The kitten protested: I don't study 1, I want to study 2. ?

His father slapped him in the face: If you are not good at what you study, you must study two subjects. ?

Today, I went to my grandmother's grave. Seeing that the neighbor's tablet next to grandma fell down, I wanted to help her. The commemorative card is plastic. It became brittle after a long time, and I pressed a small piece too hard!

I was scared at that time, so I explained to her that I didn't mean to help him up.

My mother calmly said: nothing, your grandmother will explain to him below.

The funniest joke in the world:

1, my friend's son is eight years old and learns taekwondo in his spare time.

One day I fought with my classmates at school and got three stitches in my head. A friend was called to the school to apologize to the parents of the child who was beaten and compensate for the medical expenses.

Go home at night and give my son a good beating. While beating, I ask my son angrily: I spend so much money to send you to learn Taekwondo every day, but it's all for nothing. Why do you use bricks to fight with others? ! ?

I watch TV with my sister. My mother came over with two apples. My sister grabbed them and said, it's all mine. ?

Mother said angrily:? One for each person. ? Then Lz happily grabbed one from her sister and said with a smile, it's still mom. ?

My mother snatched it from me again, took a bite, and said with a straight face, it wasn't you. ?

Dad just sent a message:? I heard from my colleagues that there is a neon Christmas tree more than ten meters high in front of the station, which is particularly beautiful. Shall I drive you to have a look at it tonight?

I was beautiful when I suddenly received a short message from my mother: Mom, help yourself tonight. Get out. ?

Just wondering, I received a text message from my father three minutes later: I sent it wrong just now. It's addressed to your mother. Find yourself a fluorescent lamp. ?

4. I:? Mom, do you think I'm ugly?

Mom said: Ask your girlfriend?

I said:? I have no girlfriend! ?

Mom said: Yes. ?

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