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What is the KGB organization?

KGB is an intelligence organization of the former Soviet Union. It is an independent organization, not controlled by political parties, and also out of the supervision of parliament. To some extent, the KGB itself has an ideology.

Russian intelligence personnel can be said to have a long history, but they are far behind China's Royal Guards and East Factory. The Tsar Guards first appeared in the16th century, and their duty was to detect and wipe out traitors. China's Royal Guards are flying fish suits and embroidered spring knives, while the Tsar's Royal Guards are dark horses with dog heads and wolftail brooms tied to their saddles. After the February Revolution in Russia, the Tsar Guard was dissolved, but after the October Revolution, the Soviet regime set up the "Committee for Eliminating Counterrevolutionaries", referred to as "Cheka".

The first chief executive of Cheka was the famous dzerzhinsky, whose main task was to target various domestic opposition forces and sabotage activities by enemy agents, especially to prevent the assassination of leaders. At the beginning of the establishment of Cheka, it was very supported by ordinary people. Residents actively exposed it and successfully cracked down on domestic spy forces. However, during the period of "eliminating counter-revolution" in 1930s, Cheka created a large number of unjust, false and misjudged cases, which brought extreme panic to the people, so its reputation declined sharply and it became a terrorist organization that people would dream of.

1954, the Soviet secret service organization was reorganized and renamed the Soviet Security Council, or KGB for short. During the Cold War, people's attitude towards KGB was very complicated. On the one hand, they envy the various powers of state organs, on the other hand, they are afraid that it can determine the fate of many people. There was a joke that satirized the KGB. Archaeologists found a mummy, but they couldn't find out its age. So the mummy was handed over to the KGB and the answer was found the next morning. Archaeologists were surprised and asked how they knew. The KGB agent pointed to the mummy and replied, "It's very simple. He confessed. "

At that time, the KGB system was huge, with many personnel and perfect functions. They undertook most tasks such as collecting intelligence, guarding the frontier, protecting leaders, cracking down on spies, and secret surveillance. They are everywhere, from churches to the army, to every corner of cities and villages, and even foreign tourists traveling in Russia will be followed. In order to meet the needs of so many tasks, the General Administration of Frontier Defense and KGB colleges are specially responsible for systematic training and providing professional senior spies.

At the same time, the unsupervised power of KGB also became the reason for his demise. After the disintegration of the Soviet Union, the relationship between the Russian secret service and the federal government was very chaotic. In particular, Vladimir Kryuchkov, the leader of the KGB, participated in the planning of the "August coup", and then Yeltsin tried his best to weaken the power of the KGB and gradually disintegrated its internal institutions. But because KGB people are more loyal than others, Putin attaches great importance to people from KGB after taking office. According to statistics, at least a quarter of Russian politicians have KGB background. Especially during Putin's first presidency, more than half of the important positions came from the KGB.

As a result, in the eyes of ordinary people, the image of KGB is no longer so horrible, but has become Russia's "Great Spy Wall" and even worshipped by many people.