A sensational collection of simple love stories (selected 100 sentences)

"Do you have a map? I am lost in your eyes. " Earthy love stories are mostly used when joking with good friends. Love stories with local flavor can humorously express inconvenient meanings through jokes. What earth love stories impressed you? Considering your needs, I specially designed the Encyclopedia of Love Stories with Local Flavor (Selected 100 Sentences), hoping to help you in your study and work.

1. "Our friendship is over, and it's time to develop into love." "Others like you, and I only like you." "Can I call you you? So that I can take you to heart. "

2. "You must fail." "Otherwise, how can you be the perfect score in my heart?"

Can you teach me how to wrap jiaozi? I'm a little stupid, and everything I do is easy to reveal, so is liking you ~

4. "Is your mother's surname Fang?" "No, my mother's surname is ..." "But if your mother's surname is not Fang, why are you so handsome?"

I was born in the south, grew up in the south, grew up in your hands, and finally went to a different place.

I went to buy oysters. On my way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. So it's called oysters as mud.

7. I was going to wander the Jianghu, but I thought I could stop for a while when I met you.

Don't let me see you, or I will like you once.

9. "I haven't eaten sugar since I fell in love with you." "Why?" "Because you are too sweet."

10. Guess what kind of meat I like? (pork? ) You are a pet.

1 1. Guess what constellation I am "Gemini?" Wrong, I am tailor-made by you.

12. "Have you gained weight recently?" "No" "Then why do you weigh more and more in my heart?"

13. Neither the earth nor the sun is the center of the universe, but you are.

14. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

15. "Do you want to run in winter"? "Well, run into your heart."

16. "Do you want to go to heaven?" How come? "I spoil you to heaven."

17. "I like watching movies with you"? "It doesn't matter if the movie is not good, you are good."

18. "It's annoying not to thunder". What's so annoying about this? "I can't find a reason to get into your arms"

19. "I can judge people accurately." And see what kind of person I am. "You are the one I love."

20. "I'll make you a cow and a horse." It's good. "All you have to do is give the grass."

2 1. What is "My birthday wish is simple"? "Just being with you."

22. "I want to borrow a cup from you." Why do you want to borrow a cup? "Because I want to borrow yours (for life)"

23. "I want to send a courier near your home" Why? "Because I want to say to you: Hello, your baby has arrived, please marry it."

24. "I want to change our relationship model" What model? "From my love to love"

25. What are the two kinds of "time"? "Time with you and time without you"

26. "I hope you can get out of my heart" Why "hit the wall and roll into my bed"

27. "What should I do if there is a fire? Huh? Where? " When I saw you, my heart began to burn. "

28. "Shh, listen." "Listen to what?" "My heart beats for you."

29. "White wedding dress with flowers in hand. What's the name of this song? " Let's get married. "Of course."

30. "I want to sleep after a busy day." Go to sleep. "Come and sleep with me."

3 1. "I like sweet things and candy, and what I want most is our wedding candy."

32. Why can't you gain weight? "I'm afraid you are too narrow-minded to let me go."

33. "You know who you are." Of course I am myself. "No, you are the mother of my precious son."

34. "This selfie is really ugly." Well (expressing hesitation, etc.) ... "It's not as good as one tenth of your own."

35. Your eyes are too gentle. Laughter melted the old girl's heart.

36. "We can't fall in love again" Why? "Let's get married, marry me"

37. "I want to move" to where? "Walk into your heart"

38. "I am always thirsty when I wake up in the morning in autumn and winter" Why? "Probably owe a kiss."

39. "Do you know the difference between you and a monkey?" Monkeys have tails and I don't? "No, monkeys live in caves, and you live in my heart."

40. "Do you know why beautiful girls have a bad temper?" Why? Because it's beautiful. "

4 1. "I am a hard person to get close to" Why? "Kiss me if you don't believe me."

42. "Which hurts the most when you hit your head with an iron bar or a wooden stick?" Of course, my head hurts the most "No, my heart hurts the most."

43. "I only miss you when I do one thing." What is this? "Breathe"

44. "I, I like a person" and then "then he sent me one and then"

45. "I lost sleep last night." "What's the matter?" "I've been thinking about you all night."

46. "I want to travel." "Where to?" "In your heart."

47. I have super powers and like you very much.

48. Everyone else is changing their minds, but from the moment I met you, I never gave up.

49. I dreamed that I married you last night, but the dream was the opposite, so you should marry me.

50. Can you laugh? Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee.

5 1. You are just like Google. You have everything I want.

52. If you can't get rich overnight, I can hug you overnight.

53. Can you be my girlfriend? No, I'll think of something.

54. Do you know what I like to drink? Take good care of you.

55. I don't know any odds, I only know how to accompany you.

56. Do you know why I have a cold? I lost my resistance because I met you.

57. Everyone says you have a round face, but I think you have a square face. Why else are you so straight?

58. Can you stop talking? I can't stop thinking about your voice.

If you can swim, you can swim in my love river.

60.are you afraid of trouble? Can you stay with me?

6 1. Talking to you is like an exam. After thinking about it, I always feel that I didn't play well.

62. Do you know what fruit I like best? It's you, pistachio.

63. Do you want to collect idle baby? Anyway, my baby is free

64. Tell you about the types of mud, mashed potatoes and plasticine. I like mud very much.

65. I will always hold you when I go out, because I have to carry valuables with me.

I am very capable, but there is one thing I can't do, that is, I won't leave you.

67. I went to burn incense. Any fragrance on the table is wishful thinking for you.

68. I made a nucleic acid today, which is very sour and won't make you sad.

69. I went to eat noodles today What noodles did I eat? I suddenly want to see you.

70. I applied moisturizing cream. What cream would you like to pair with?

7 1. I went to walk the dog. What kind of dog do you lick best?

72. Bao, I went for an infusion. Tu's love story is similar to the copywriting.

73. I saw a field today. The fields I see are as sweet as you.

74. I traveled. Where did I travel? I wander in your mind.

75. What class shall I take? I miss you all the time.

76. I want to take you to the amusement park. I have seen you in some park. You are my destiny takes a hand's love.

77. What time is it? You are the starting point of my happiness.

78. I went to eat large intestine. I love you deeply.

79. I am brushing my mobile phone and want to know when I fell in love with you.

80. I want to raise a bird, me and your love birds.

8 1. I went out. What door will stay with us forever?

82. I went to jiaozi, and I love you dearly.

83. Don't ask me what game I went to today. Love you has no ending.

84. My name is Sicong, but I'm of no use to you.

85. I was vaccinated today. What vaccine did I get? I love you every second.

86. I went to read. What book I read loves you beyond words.

87. I ate hot dogs today. What kind of dog is hotter? Be your good dog.

88. I took a screenshot of WeChat. I have another picture of you.

89. Have you slept? What did you sleep? I can't sleep without you.

90. I got the certificate. What happened? I saw a deer bump into your chest.

9 1. I went to buy insurance today. What insurance did I buy? If I love you, I will risk my life.

92. I bought shoes today. What shoes did you buy? You struck a chord with me.

93. I went to eat today. What did I eat to make you listen?

94. I am very happy today. Be careful when it thunders.

95. I went for an infusion today. I missed your night.

96. I went to wash the dishes. What bowl did I meet you late?

97. I went to grow cotton. What kind of cotton do I grow? I have deep feelings for you.

98. I brushed my circle of friends today. What circle did I brush to hold you in my arms?

99. I went to play ball today. What kind of ball am I playing? I have a dream for you.

100. I went fishing today. What fish did I catch? I love you till death do us part.