QQ Penguin classic jokes collection

About the complete collection of qq Penguin classic cold jokes

1. One day, various poultry held a meeting, and chickens, ducks, geese, turkeys, and crows all came. At this time, the penguin passed by the door again. When he saw the crowd and the excitement, he said, "I want to participate too! I want to participate too!" The chicken at the gate didn't recognize the penguin and slammed the door shut. The penguin shouted sadly outside: "I am a bird! I am a bird!"

2. The little penguin asked his grandma one day, "Grandma, grandma, I am "Am I a penguin?" "Yes, of course you are a penguin." The little penguin asked his father again, "Dad, am I a penguin?" "Yes, you are a penguin." "But, but why do I feel so cold?"

3. Penguin gg and penguin mm went on a date. Penguin mm hadn't arrived at the date place, and penguin gg kept looking left and right. ...Look left, look right...Look left, look right... Penguin mm came and saw Penguin gg like this, and she was angry! He slapped him in the face and cursed: "You think you are logging into QQ!"

3. Brother Penguin and Sister Penguin are dating. In order to make a good impression on Sister Penguin, Brother Penguin specially dressed up and wore a crisp suit. The penguin sister looked at it and slapped the penguin brother in the face several times: "Damn it, let you become a member! Damn it, let you become a member!"...

4. A penguin went to steal something, As a result, he was discovered, and after calling the police, he was surrounded by pol.ice. Penguin had an idea, picked up a yellow round shield, and walked past the pol.ice openly. As a result, a bunch of pol.ice swarmed up and caught Penguin and beat him up. . The penguin shouted innocently: Why can you see me? Why are you looking at me? Am I invisible?

5. Let me tell you a joke: Do you know why penguins’ bellies are white? The answer is: Because it can only reach its belly when taking a bath...

6. Some time ago, I took my niece to the Polar Museum to see penguins. My mother-in-law pulled my hand curiously and asked, "Auntie, why?" Are all the penguins here boys?" I said, "How could it be? There must be female penguins in there..." She curled her lips unhappily: "No, I know, all female penguins have their heads tied. A bow! ” ;