What jokes did you make when you were drunk?

I don't usually drink much. I once went to pick up a friend who had finished drinking. He was drunk, insisted that he was not drunk, and said that he would go home tonight. Everyone then asked me to go in and drink, and he went back by himself. Hey, this guy, didn't he ask me to pick him up before he started drinking at this time? I see. I said, "well, I'll walk you to the car first." After helping him to the passenger seat and fastening his seat belt, I got into the driver's seat. At this time, I found him looking for something up and down, so I asked, "Manager Niu, what are you looking for?" . He said, "Hey? Where is my steering wheel? " I endured and said, "What dish?" . He kept muttering, "Shit, the steering wheel was stolen. This society is fucking crazy. . . "。 I smiled and said, "Teacher Niu, isn't this your new driverless car?" There is no steering wheel. Press this button and it will open automatically. "He actually believed it and turned on the electronic parking. At this time, he and I started. Gnome male-",Lao tze's high-tech is awesome. . . "Then I fell asleep. It is not easy for a man to look at Mr. Niu, who is sleeping soundly.

It was when I was in my early twenties, and my colleagues said that mixing a variety of wines to make "bomb wine" was extremely powerful. I still don't believe anything, so at a colleague's party, I mixed a cup of bomb wine in a warm atmosphere and drank it off. Muttering after drinking is not so strong. Then I went to work.

In the office, I have been feeling dizzy, and soon I will not be able to do it. I feel dizzy, and my brain has begun to be unclear.

It happened that at this time, the boss called me to the office. When my colleagues heard about it, they all came to see how I could go to the office to deal with my boss. The atmosphere in the office was very pleasant at that time. I walked into the office trembling and was forced by alcohol. I don't remember exactly what the boss asked me, except that I kept thinking in my mind at that time, be calm, be calm, don't tremble when talking, and don't walk unsteadily. I can't stop hearing this voice in my head.

Come out of the boss's office and feel good about yourself. I feel as if my voice didn't shake and I didn't shake when I walked. As for what happened later, I don't remember clearly.

Later, in the smiling face of my colleague, I didn't know until I pressed it. In particular, my voice didn't tremble, but the general manager with a loud voice did. I didn't stagger when I walked. I came out with a special kick. Oh, my God. I was a teenage girl at that time. No wonder no one introduced me at that time.

Although I have left the company now, the story of someone stepping out of the office is still circulating in the company. ...

When I was in college, there was a class reunion. I was drunk and started to tremble when I walked. At that time, it was popular to get drunk and confess, and then I wanted to use this trick to confess to the girl I liked. Whether I answer or not, it's not embarrassing. Forgive me for being thin-skinned and afraid to say it publicly for fear of rejection.