Children's jokes are full of hilarious children's words.

1. I asked my little niece, "Were you born by your father or your mother?"

She: "Of course I was born by my mother."

Me: "How do you know?"

She: "Isn't it very simple? Boys give birth to boys and girls give birth to girls! "

2. When my son came back from school, I said, bring me the test paper.

My son refused to take out the test paper, and I said, it's okay, I have strong psychological resistance!

The son lowered his head and said, but my body is not strong and I can't fight!

Brother-in-law is on a business trip in other places, and eldest sister goes home with her little nephew. My mother calls my sister little cotton-padded jacket all day.

After staying for a few days, my brother-in-law came back from a business trip to pick up the couple, and my nephew answered the door. My mother asked who it was, and my nephew said, I'm here to get the cotton-padded jacket! !

4. A colleague wants to have two children. It has many advantages to persuade his son to have one more brother or sister: "I will play with you and be your little sidekick."

As a result, my son asked calmly, "Why didn't you say that snacks would be divided in half?"

5. Enjoy the cool with my son in the yard, look up, a bright moon is high in the sky, and several white clouds float by. . .

"Dad, what do you think of the moon and white clouds?"

"It's the moon and white clouds. What else can it look like? "

"Slice! No imagination at all! Like a soup pot of instant-boiled mutton! ! ! By the way, when will you eat the instant-boiled mutton you promised me? "

Me. . .

6. My niece does her homework. Homework is on the small desk, and people are playing with toys.

Her father scolded her, and the little niece's mouth turned up, complaining that the mobile phone could charge for five minutes and talk for two hours. Why can't I do my homework for five minutes and have a rest for two hours? . .