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A star actor herding sheep.
A liar on parole-Xia Zhixing (Liu Hena)
Smart, smart, self-abased, confident girls fool experts.
"Deceive the dead without paying for their lives, little demon Ji", Xia Zhixing! Ten-year-old Xia Zhixing was attracted by the jewelry advertisement on TV. I want my mother to buy jewelry as a birthday present for her, but how can Xia Jia, whose family circumstances are difficult, have the money to buy jewelry? "A Xing, look ..." In the evening, Natsume took A Xing to see the stars.
"Are the stars shining like gems? And it's free. You can watch it as long as you want … it will always protect us.
Just like mom's eyes, mom will always look after her beloved A Xing. Soon, A Xing's parents died unexpectedly. She is raised by uncle Guangming and lives in Tomorrow Township. My uncle's motive for adopting her is 300 thousand insurance money. The first lover was Zhao XIII of Mix. Thirteen, though a professional liar, gave A Xing the love he longed for most. Brother XIII's jewelry fraud case in Euchari was pursued by the police after it was exposed. A Xing took the rap for love and went to prison, with a criminal record of fraud. Vernon Zhong, the second young master of E.Shine, who was betrayed by Thirteen and escaped accidentally in handcuffs, was lovelorn on the same day. A friendship of mutual appreciation developed between them, and together they spurned their first detestable lover. They fled to tomorrow's hometown and lived with vernon day and night. A Xing found that Vernon was mean and arrogant, but in fact he was kind-hearted. A Xing was sad or in trouble several times, and Vernon ridiculed him, but in fact he stood up to protect her, taught A Xing to know clearly, and gradually fell in love with Vernon.
Zhong (Leon Jay Williams), the successor of Yixiang Group
By a beautiful coincidence, Tianjun met Eurasian Ruo who works in E.Shine Group. Tianjun appreciates Yaruo's beauty and intellectuality, her working ability and serious and responsible working attitude. Arrow can put forward incisive opinions on many business matters.
Andrew Chung, who is low-key and even indecisive, gradually relies on Arrow's advice in his work.
Under Yaruo's deliberate concealment, Tianjun thought Yaruo was single and had no boyfriend, so he pursued her. As the successor of E.Shine, andrew zhong lost the ambitious Ou Yaruo.
Yaruo wandered between andrew zhong, who was steady and restrained, and Vernon Zhong, who was rebellious and unruly, and finally chose Vernon Zhong, who was gentle and easy to change his master.
Tianjun went from appreciating Yaruo to admiring, and finally pursued it enthusiastically, successfully winning a beautiful woman, becoming a couple at work and getting engaged. I didn't know the news hurt my brother Vernon's heart.
Soon, Tianjun received candid photos from paparazzi. In the photo, my brother kissed Yaro, and his intimate behavior made Tianjun begin to doubt the relationship between his brother and Yaro …
Fashion Jewelry Designer —— Ou Yaruo (Hong Xiaoling)
Because of his humble origins, he has a terrible past. After her success, she discriminated against the poor and humble people even more and tried to distinguish herself from those people.
My father is a scientist in China. He has been stationed in Antarctica for many years. Because of my father's love, I was able to study in Italy and study design. These are all lies! !
Arrow's biological father is on death row, trying to erase her shameful life experience. She is competitive and eager for success more actively than others, and will do whatever it takes to achieve her goal, even at the expense of herself. Arroyo, who is ambitious, has the same attitude towards love.
E.Shine met Vernon like sunshine at work and couldn't help falling in love. When Yaruo learned that Vernon's brother and E.Shine's successor andrew zhong and Tianjun had released goodwill to Yaruo, Yaruo began to have other plans.
Intellectually, Yaruo decided that Tianjun was her best destination, so she quickly accepted Tianjun's pursuit and distanced herself from Vernon. On that day, when Qi fell in love with Xia Zhixing, who was born in fraud, Yaruo was indignant and jealous.
The more Vernon resists Yaruo's love, the more Yaruo longs to win Vernon back. From then on, Arrow began to hate Xia Zhixing crazily and was more determined to destroy the love between Vernon and Xia Zhixing.
The mysterious avenger Han Zhiyin (Wei Li) plays with women's feelings, but gives up willfully when women fall in love.
Han Zhiyin eked out a living by his sloppy acting and occasional advertisements.
He privately asked the credit bureau to investigate the identity of his biological father for a long time, wondering why he was abandoned and why his mother was admitted to a mental hospital. What makes him and his mother down and out?
It is said that Han Zhiyin is a small German shepherd dog raised by China in Yixiang Group. Through this relationship, Han Zhiyin can get the endorsement contract of E.Shine jewelry, but in fact, they are just friends who will play cards in the room after they forget to make friends.
When Han Zhiyin's acting career, tens of millions of films were temporarily taken away because of the accusation. In order to recover the decline, the agent held a charity event, donated Han Zhiyin, and asked fans to handcuff him for one day and one night.
The winner of this online bidding competition is only 18 years old, but it is actually 6-year-old Nini, so Nini has to force her doting godmother Xia Zhixing to go to the appointment.
On the same day, Vernon saw A Xing and Han Zhiyin together for a day and a night on the entertainment news. Vernon was crazy and jealous, and recalled the memories handcuffed with A Xing five years ago more painfully.
At the same time, the day and night with A Xing turned into a disaster. A Xing tolerated Han Zhiyin who was willful, arrogant and pretentious. Han Zhiyin, on the other hand, regarded A Xing as his crazy fan and made some rude remarks to A Xing, which angered A Xing. A Xing was so angry that he picked up his glass and smashed it at Han Zhiyin in front of reporters and the media. This spilt, spilt exposure also spilt curiosity about A Xing.
Zhong Wei (Wang Dao), president of Yilian Group, was originally the president of Yilian. After he got Parkinson's disease, his fear of losing everything and his controlling personality became more and more intense.
Can't stand vernon's association with fraudsters, and even went to the newspaper.
He personally killed the love between Vernon and A Xing, which indirectly led to the death of his eldest son Tianjun in a car accident. He concealed some facts and blamed all the faults on A Xing.
Just like many years ago, his beloved wife jumped to her death because of his affair, he also blamed all his faults on his mistress and never knew how to reflect.
A Xing's first love-Zhao () Zhao was born in a poor family, and his parents didn't love him. Even his name was removed by his parents. His birthday is Friday 13, so his parents regard it as 13.
Sure enough, he has been a poor child all his life, a rude and unpleasant child.
Longing for family warmth, after meeting a gentle and clever beauty, she chose to betray A Xing and Minmei's family.
A Xing's uncle Guangming (Dong Zhicheng) thinks he is good, and his only natural enemy is A Xing. ....
A person who has completely inherited his sister's gossip ability will lose everything as long as he meets A Xing. So since childhood, A Xing has never given her a good face. Under my uncle's special training, A Xing has become extremely cunning and will even shine for you. She spoke ill of her uncle from time to time, and they fought with each other for more than ten years. Later, A Xing left with Brother Thirteen, and my uncle thought he had sent away the broom. ....
But the good times didn't last long. A Xing and Vernon reappeared, and the light returned to the painful abyss of the past. .....
Xianggualiao hooligan-Fage (Chen Weimin) is a Xianggualiao hooligan who collects protection money for a living, and his sideline is a professional racing driver.
With superb skills, it is honored as "Car God" and "Wandering Master" by riders all over the country! The team led by the team is well-known and is a national champion. At present, it is the record holder of three consecutive hairpin bends in Tomorrow Township.
The local bullies, who are fierce, aggressive, outrageous and disgusting to everyone, forcibly demand protection fees, causing the economic burden of Tomorrow Township, and the villagers dare not say anything, so they can only be bullied. Although he is a leader in front of people, he is a gentle boyfriend who is super obedient to his girlfriend in private. Any request of his girlfriend, Azhu, is obedient and dare not violate it.
Brother Fage's fierce face is not good, but he is always witty and funny. He often thinks he is humorous, tells some cold jokes that no one can understand, and always threatens to expel his men from the gang when he sees their doubts. His men are scared to smile, and Fage will take pictures from the back of his head happily, adding, "I lied to you! Brother Fage is actually a loyal and hearty boss of Shanghai style, and hates being regarded as a fool with developed limbs and simple mind!
A Xing's March 8th friend He () is the only daughter of the owner of the pork stall, which is a boon to her family and has excellent treatment. She is A Xing's bitch friend. She has a crush on Vernon and asks A Xing to help her chase him.
The biggest worry is that her gambling-addicted father will push her into the fire one day.
On a whim, I bought lotto with my friends Wu and Guangming, but I moved away overnight after the lottery and went up in smoke. The villagers suspected the lottery ticket in the sphere.
He Zhu Bao is famous for his whole body. A xing was even more sure that he must have won the lottery at the beginning, so he occasionally passed by and deliberately scared him and said, "He ~ ~ Wu came to see you." 」
Did orb win the lottery? The disappearance of the sphere contains amazing secrets. .....
Fantasy couple of Tomorrow Township-Wu () He is the dream lover of the female compatriots in Tomorrow Township. .....
It was not until Vernon Zhong, who was more handsome, talented and able to drive, appeared that the villagers were crazy about it and thought Wu was an onion.
Wu likes A Xing and always uses the light to betray A Xing and create opportunities for him to be alone with A Xing.
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