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Why do some people feel happy just because they drink with jiaozi?

Yes, jiaozi and wine can be satisfied without other dishes! Men in the north feel the strongest. Jiaozi must match white wine with other wines, and the picture is absolutely inconsistent!

When it comes to jiaozi, some people always say that the more you drink, the more delicious it is, or it is better than jiaozi. Actually, Jiaozi doesn't drink more, but the longer she drinks, the more she can drink and drink more than usual. And while eating and drinking, you can resist spicy wine, and your mind is naturally satisfied and you feel full of happiness.

When eating jiaozi and drinking, there is basically no need to supplement other dishes. You can drink a cup of Chili vinegar or garlic vinegar. So jiaozi is not a dish. Why do you eat happily when you have wine?

First of all, jiaozi, who eats noodles and vegetables, has the symbolic attribute of happiness. Among the staple foods made of rice and flour, only jiaozi is the best match for liquor. Despite the combination of noodles and dishes, jiaozi is very special. Big wonton is not suitable for liquor, and it belongs to soup in most cases.

It's ok to eat noodles and drink wine, but it's not as fragrant as jiaozi! Jiaozi has noodles outside and vegetables inside, which perfectly combines staple food and vegetables. Jiaozi is all-encompassing, and drinking must be accompanied by dishes, so wine has a matching object.

Secondly, because jiaozi is a combination of noodles and vegetables, the stuffing is fragrant, the dumpling skin is pasta, and after a sip of jiaozi and a sip of wine, the pungent and stimulating effects of white wine can be perfectly eliminated. Just like eating a bite of pepper and a bite of steamed bread at the same time, it can suppress some spicy taste. Jiaozi with wine is like this. When encountering good wine, the spicy stimulation is reduced. With jiaozi, the more you drink, the more delicious it is!

Finally, jiaozi itself is the first food in the north, which has lofty cultural significance. Generally speaking, as long as the level of Bao jiaozi is not very bad, jiaozi's noodles are filled with stuffing, which is a kind of happiness with rich fragrance. At this moment, accompanied by liquor, they complement each other. Jiaozi's fragrance and wine are seamlessly combined, which directly sublimates the human fireworks.

There's jiaozi in the world. Let's have a glass of Hunan, Jiangxi and Kunming. Jiaozi itself is not a small artifact for drinking, but it is really suitable for liquor and the most delicious food in the north. In the past, whether it was the return of dignitaries or the return of Ye Fu, a mountain village, having a meal in jiaozi and drinking a glass of white wine at night, that kind of happy satisfaction rose with the smoke!

Because for some people, drinking with jiaozi is the highest level of enjoyment, so he certainly feels happy to have the opportunity to drink with jiaozi.

-Happiness or not, in the final analysis, is a feeling, and there is no universal objective measure. People who have eaten rice and pickles for decades suddenly have a few side dishes on the table one day. He must be happy to eat. As for a man who eats a man-han banquet at both ends for three days, even if you invite him to eat fried soft-shelled turtle, Kobe steak and a large plate of ivory mussels, what about the wine Hennessy XO or Maotai Wuliangye in China? He may not even want to move chopsticks.

When I was a child, the breakfast at home was pickled rice and shredded radish. 1980, I went to work on a ship. One day, some cans were distributed on the ship, including several cans of milk powder. It was the first time in my life that I had my own milk powder, so I made myself a drink. Guess what? After that cup of milk powder was eaten on an empty stomach, I had diarrhea in the middle of the night. Later I learned that it was called lactose intolerance. Heck, drinking milk for the first time in life is so worthless, and all the happiness is pulled out several times in the middle of the night.

One day in the summer of 2000, our ship arrived at Shantou Port, and I was free in the afternoon. I went downtown alone and found an Internet cafe to get ready to surf the Internet-for the first time in my life, I didn't know how to surf the Internet. I called the administrator of the Internet cafe and told him bluntly that I would not surf the Internet. What should I do? The administrator said, it's very simple. You move this mouse, see? The arrow turns into a small hand. Click it and you will go where you want to go ... One afternoon, I really felt full of happiness. I was pleasantly surprised to find that this small screen can satisfy most of my spiritual enjoyment: books, literary websites, videos and writing friends. ...

Finally, one day, just like Jiaozi is afraid of drinking Maotai Wuliangye, can you compare with the happiness I felt when I turned on the computer and clicked on the Internet? Just kidding!

Arguably, drinking is a kind of "self-satisfaction" experience, and in my eyes, it is also the highest level of drinking. But in reality, drinking has become a lot of behaviors with "purpose".

I once read such a joke: the boss of an enterprise was cornered by mistress and had to force him to divorce. In all kinds of troubles, the boss told his heart to a good friend. Hearing this, my friend gave him an idea with a smile and asked him to sign up for a "so-and-so" class in a university for Xiaosan. As a result, Xiao San left him voluntarily and became a Xiao San for a boss older than him within a month. ...

School is like this, so is drinking! I have been "lucky" to attend two banquets of "XXX", and the members are celebrities from all walks of life. Not to mention the high membership fee, you have to buy a ticket separately to get in every banquet (even if members have money, they can't get in). Halfway through the banquet, the official activities began, so everyone left their seats and went to the tables in turn to get to know each other and exchange business cards. This kind of banquet is not for eating or drinking, but for providing an atmosphere of mutual understanding and interconnection.

Of course, there are many kinds of purposeful drinking, such as asking for help and drinking. Thank others and drink. Friendship between friends, drinking. Wait, wait, wait.

All these situations have nothing to do with "jiaozi drinks". Jiaozi drinks mostly with her family, close friends and even herself.

There are two kinds of wines in jiaozi: First, friends come, the family is not fully prepared, and there are few snacks to drink. As a result, jiaozi was soon ready to serve, followed by the old saying "jiaozi drinks, and the more he eats, the more he eats". This is not only a slap in the face, but also a little self-deprecating. The more direct role is to "ease the embarrassment"! Another situation is that you pour yourself "drinking". To put it bluntly, this is actually a kind of helplessness. When eating jiaozi, if there are two delicious appetizers, it is the best choice for everyone who loves wine.

So, does anyone feel "full of happiness" after drinking some wine with jiaozi? Yes, for example: the questioner is!