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Billboard pictures with typos

Question 1: There are typos in the advertising pictures! Pictures! 10 rating.

Question 2: What are the typos on the billboard? 1, at the garage door: tire repair "inflation"

2. At the entrance of the retail store: "Sold separately"

3. Door of furniture store: home "furniture"

4. Decorate the door of the store: install "yellow"

5. Install the company's door: "Press" to install.

6. at the entrance of the hotel: "he" rice.

7. At the entrance of the fruit shop: "Bo" Luo

8. Hotel menu: Dan chicken

9. sign of sporting goods store: "blue" ball

10, in front of fast food restaurant: a large row of "blocks"

1 1, stop sign: "Yes" car charges.

12, slogan of strike hard: strike hard "calendar"

13, a traffic slogan: overload is "almost" harmful.

14, Chinese cabbage is written as "Bai Cai"

All the above words are typos. As for typos, I won't type them here because there are no words in this book, and most of them are caused by carelessness or carelessness.

Second, deliberately misspelled (typo in quotation marks)

1. Drug advertisement: "Cough" is urgent.

2. Mountain bike advertisement: "Riding" is endless.

3, glasses advertising: a "bright" amazing

4. Mosquito repellent advertisement: silent "mosquito"

5. scotch tape advertisement: irreplaceable "tape"

6. Internet cafe advertisement: A "net" is deep.

7. Piano advertisement: "Qin" has a special liking, love at first sight.

8. Water heater advertisement: "Take a bath at will"

9, empty-cut advertising: no need to "sweat" for life.

10, clothing store advertisement: "clothes and hats" bring people.

1 1, a laundry advertisement: "clothes" don't give up.

12, advertisement of a real estate company: All rooms are available.

13, a cake advertisement: "cake" rises step by step.

14, advertisement of stomach medicine: a "no" to "stomach"

15. Horse racing advertisement: enjoy riding.

16, electric iron advertisement: 100 "clothes", 100 Shun.

17, hat company advertisement: take people by "hat"

18, advertisement for treatment of lithiasis: big "stone" becomes smaller and small "stone" becomes smaller.

19, printer advertisement: a hundred words are not worth a "key"

20. Gift shop advertisement: "Gift" is a matter of course.

Question 3: Where is the typo idiom billboard? Pictures. ah

Question 4: Misspelled billboards 2. Deliberately misspelled.

1, drug advertisement: "Cough" is urgent (instantly)

2. Mountain bike advertisement: "Riding" is endless (its)

3, glasses advertising: a "Ming" amazing (Ming)

4. Mosquito repellent advertisement: silent "mosquito" (smell)

5. Piano advertisement: "Qin" has a special liking, and I fell in love with "Qin" at first sight.

6, water heater advertisement: casual "bath" (desire)

7. Clothing store advertisement: "clothes and hats" take people (judge people by their appearance)

8. A laundry advertisement: "Don't give up clothes" (Yi Yi)

9. A real estate company advertises that all "rooms" are ready.

10, a cake advertisement: "cake" goes up step by step (high)

1 1. Horse racing advertisement: Enjoy riding.

12, electric iron advertisement: 100 "clothes", 100 "clothes"

13, advertisement for treatment of lithiasis: big "stone" becomes smaller, and small "stone" becomes (thing).

14. Printer advertisement: One hundred words are not worth a key (see).

15, refrigerator advertisement: refrigeration "fresh" front (first)

16. Advertisement for Garden Apartment: "Living" and "Meeting"

17, dance machine advertisement: smell "machine" dance (chicken)

18, seafood advertising: taking a "fresh" step (the first step)

19. Oral clinic advertisement: "Quick cure" crowd (popular)

20. Gift shop advertisement: "Li" is a matter of course (reason)

A student loves to write typos and always writes rest as drinking.

In his diary, he wrote, "The squad leader instructed us to carry shit. Everyone worked hard and no one dared to take a sip." Later, we were really tired, so we secretly drank behind the monitor's back. "

There is a deputy secretary in our bureau. One winter training class taught us "transformational learning". Before reading, his old gentleman said, "Although my professional level is not as high as yours, my political level is definitely better than yours. After all, I have been a political cadre for so long, and I know much more about politics than you. You should listen carefully and remember carefully. " Everyone was scared. They all listened carefully to the secretary's reading ... without the intention of seeking truth from facts, they have a heart of grandstanding for Pang ... "Haha," grandstanding "is pronounced" grandstanding for Pang ",and there is a sigh below, but he doesn't know it yet. Continue "... the reeds on the wall are top-heavy and shallow; Bamboo shoots in the mountains have thick skins and empty stomachs, "he stopped to explain, and there was a giggle from below. "Later, once again," ... this attitude is seeking truth from facts, and Pang's heart is not sensational ... "The following finally smiled, and even the director sitting next to him couldn't help laughing. Later, he learned "* * *". Somehow the idiom "singing and crying" came into being, but his old gentleman read it as "singing and standing", which caused laughter again. The atmosphere of that study was lively and left a deep impression on us. In the future, everyone will tease each other and often say "grandstanding" and "one song can stand".

(2)

There is a colleague in the unit, a college student of workers, peasants and soldiers, with a low education level. Once I went to the big city bureau to report the materials, I called: "Hello, is this the stationmaster of XX?" My calendar has been sent out. Have you received it? "People don't understand:" What, what calendar? He was in a hurry: "That's the personal calendar you asked me to send." ..... "We laughed at it long ago. Haha, "resume" is called "resume". It's really a big girl in a sedan chair ―― this is the first time I've heard of it. Since then, "calendar table" has become synonymous with him. This guy often makes jokes like this and that. There is a "LU ZHOU LAO JIAO CO.,LTD Co., Ltd." in the wine, which he has always called "Luzhou Old Kiln". People asked him what kind of wine he was drinking today, and he said, "Not the same, Luzhou Old Kiln? "Old kiln shouted too much, so we called him' old kiln'. Of course, he also smiled: "Make fun of * * *? Am I not better than a secretary? Grandstanding "-I pour!

Typing mistakes in composition

On new year's day, my family went to the history museum to visit the "ice toilet" …

Teacher's comment: Is there such a thing? I'm going too! (Terracotta Warriors)

After getting up in the morning, we went to school and took a ride to Kenting for a graduation trip.

Teacher's comment: I don't know which funeral home is your home? Teachers never know ... (Yi Rong)

My left eyelid kept jumping last night. I thought it was a bra. Sure enough, my wallet was taken away today.

Teacher's comment: Are you so old, son? (ominous) ... >>

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Question 6: The influence of typos on billboards will affect the next generation and make it more difficult for them to learn Chinese. If cultivated from an early age, it may have a bad influence on the child's life, making it impossible for the child to distinguish right from wrong. They will accidentally write wrong words, which will be difficult to correct in the future, so try to use correct Chinese characters on billboards.

Question 7: What are the typos in the store name and advertisement? 1. Inadvertently misspelled (typo in quotation marks) 1. At the entrance of the hotel: "copy" the rice. 2. At the door of the garage: tire repair "flushes". 3. Retail store entrance: "another" sale. 4. Furniture store door: furniture. 5. Decorate the door of the store: "yellow". 6. Lost property advertisement. Hotel entrance: He Fan10; At the entrance of the fruit shop: Boluo11; In the dining room menu: chicken Dan12; Hardware store signboard: Qianjie District13; The sign in the sporting goods store: blue ball 65443. The signs of the parking lot: car 17, strike hard 18, an airport banner 18, year 19, traffic slogan 20, overload 20, a canteen menu fish garden. Mountain bike advertisement: "riding" is endless; 3. Supplementary advertisement: "Turtle" is safe; 4. Glasses advertisement: "bright" is amazing; 5. Mosquito repellent advertisement: silent "mosquito"; 6. Transparent tape advertisement: irreplaceable "belt"; 7. Internet cafe advertisement: the "net" is deep; 8. Piano advertisement: "Qin" has a special liking. Air-conditioning advertisement: no sweat for life 1 1, clothing store advertisement: "clothes" 12, a laundry advertisement: "clothes" 13, a real estate company advertisement: all rooms have 14, a cake advertisement: horse racing advertisement: happiness is here. Fast food restaurant advertisement: "burning" ratio 18 paint advertisement: lewd paint 24, refrigerator advertisement: refrigeration fresh front 25, hemorrhoid medicine advertisement: hemorrhoids are fearless 26, garden apartment advertisement: staying at home 27, dancing machine advertisement: smelling "machine" dancing 28, seafood advertisement: leading "fresh" step 29, oral clinic advertisement: "quick cure" The signboard of the hotel says "Thirteen is too full". The "burying wealth on ten sides" of real estate advertisements is very conspicuous. Pharmaceutical merchants write homophonic advertisements such as "Don't stop at the next point" as "hmm", fast food as the upper left of rice, and eggs as "eggs". All kinds of beer are written as "all kinds of beer sprinkles"-advertising slogan of China's top ten failures in 2002 1, a man's seven-brand suit makes women move, 2, giving melatonin as a gift, 3, Jiuxin Yuting soap: You see, you have infected mites to your daughter. 4. The creature in the sky smiled and looked at the light clouds. When your hair falls in love with fertilizer, it is unexpected. 6. Dano shoots your new choice day and night. 7. Jordan chan's Red Star Hongxing Erke shoes. 8. A glass of water comes and goes. 9. Ichiro of Dicky Cheung 10. How are you yesterday, I went shopping and bought some things. I heard something repeating in the loudspeaker of a propaganda car. When the car arrived nearby, it suddenly dawned-the advertising car and the billboard impressively read: sweaters in Shanghai and Hangzhou are on sale, and in particularly eye-catching fonts and colors, it was declared that "the house was demolished and the tiles were sold to make up for the journey." I'm not surprised! Practically speaking, since the reform and opening up, especially in recent years, China's advertising industry has made great progress, and many unforgettable advertising products have appeared in various media. But what I saw yesterday was not an individual phenomenon. Inferior advertising slogans such as "price jump", "painful bleeding" and "earth-shattering price reduction" are common. This explains at least a few problems: first, advertising practitioners are mixed, second, they deliberately exaggerate, lack integrity, and third, they are impetuous. I hope that lame advertisements such as "demolishing houses and selling tiles to collect tolls" will disappear as soon as possible. The plaque and name of the store are symbols for customers to remember the characteristics of the store. Nowadays, shops in the island city are everywhere, and people pay more and more attention to "visual impact". All kinds of personalized store names have become the first move for businesses to play interesting points ... >>

Question 8: What are the typos in the advertising signs on the street? How much do you want?

Question 9: There are typos in house numbers, advertisements and slogans, which need to be corrected urgently by pharmacies.