What is the best joke?

Cold jokes are also good. I can give you some! May you get rid of some troubles, even if it is only a little! (1) By the lake, a painter was painting, and a man and a woman came behind him. They watched it for a while, and finally the husband said to his wife in an irrefutable tone, "Look, honey, how miserable it is not to buy a camera!" " (2) The mother and daughter went to visit their daughter's boyfriend's art exhibition. Mother found one of the nude portraits of her daughter and asked, you didn't paint him naked, did you? "Oh, no," the daughter replied. "He drew it from memory." (3) There is a couple in the park, which is very sweet. The girl said her husband: I have a toothache! The boy then kissed the girl and asked, Does it still hurt? The girl said: It doesn't hurt anymore. After a while, the girl coquetry said: Husband, my neck hurts! The boy kissed the girl's neck again and asked if it still hurts this time. The girl said happily, it doesn't hurt. An old lady standing by couldn't help it for a long time. She stepped forward and asked the young man, young man, you are really something. Can you treat hemorrhoids? (4) Ducks and crabs run to the finish line together, and the outcome is close. The referee said, a pair of scissors, stone and cloth! Duck is furious: Shit, are you trying to lie to me? When I make cloth, he always uses scissors. (Competition needs talent) (5) Two frogs fell in love and got married and gave birth to a clam. When the male frog saw this, he was furious and said, bitch, what's the matter? Mother frog cried and said, Dad, I had plastic surgery before I met you. Love needs trust. Someone bought a big barrel of good wine on New Year's Eve and put it outdoors. The next day, he found that there was a quarter missing, so he posted the words "No stealing wine" on the barrel. On the third day, the wine was less than a quarter, and he posted the words "Whoever steals wine kills without forgiveness". On the fourth day, the wine was stolen, only a quarter of it was left, and his lungs were about to explode! One of his friends knew about it and said to him, "You idiot! You won't stick the word' urine bucket' on the bucket to see who steals it! " He felt reasonable and did it. On the fifth day, he cried and the bucket was full. On the sixth day, he posted the words "Don't steal wine" on the barrel. As a result, many people cried. (7) The teacher said: "Milk" stands for small ones, such as suckling pigs and squab. Please make a sentence with "milk". The teacher asked Xiaoming to make sentences first.

Xiao Ming said: I had no money at home, so I bought breasts.

The teacher fainted and said, build another one.

Xiao Ming added: I am short and can only jump over one cleavage.

The teacher was sweating like a pig and said, build another one.

Xiao Ming: I really can't think of it, teacher. My nipples are about to burst. The teacher fainted. . . (8) Aunt of the neighborhood committee: Son, what are you doing standing at the door in cold weather? Why don't you stay in the house?

Child: Dad, mom is fighting.

Aunt of the neighborhood Committee: What a shame! Who is your father?

Child: That's why they quarrel.