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The school flower thing.

Lu, 16 years old, is the girl with the highest face value and the best temperament in our school, and is also the goddess and pursuit object of many boys in our school. She is a well-deserved beauty queen.

Some accidents are expected, some accidents are unexpected, and it is my unexpected accident to sit at the same table with her in Senior Two. The whole school is so big that it is unfortunate to be in the same class with her. It's really hard for me to sit at the same table now.

As an ordinary-looking woman, I am generally a little transparent at school. Great, thanks to the beauty of the school, I know all the handsome guys who have confessed to her in the school.

She doesn't have the arrogant shelf as rumored, and she is also very friendly to me. I found it when I was at the same table with her. She is really perfect, not only with high face value, but also enthusiastic and cheerful, and her grades are the best in the class.

From the side, her silhouette is picturesque: wide double eyelids, bright Kazilan eyes and small nose. Her face is as white as Snow White without makeup, and she is a Barbie doll. Because I look ordinary, I become more humble. No, I should feel inferior.

I remember once, a handsome guy gave her chocolate. Just send chocolate. I don't care (I'm used to it). That handsome guy accidentally hit me with chocolate. I suddenly flew into a rage. The handsome guy didn't apologize to me and asked Qin Fei if he was scared.

Why is the world so cruel and indifferent? Do ordinary people deserve to be smashed?

Qin Fei severely rejected the man, touched my head to comfort me, and helped me to the infirmary. Seeing her anxious and sad face, my anger suddenly disappeared and I even wanted to laugh.

On February 65438+, the wind was biting.

Qin Fei is lying on the table at the moment, lazily looking in the mirror and applying lip balm.

I also took out my lipstick. Oh, physical education class, I'm out of lip balm again. My mouth will crack when I go to physical education class this winter.

Qin Fei smiled and handed me her lip balm and said, "Come on, use mine and sit at the same table." I got lip balm. Looking at her understanding smile at my deskmate, I suddenly felt very warm.

After physical education class, my lips were still pink and tender, so I couldn't help saying to Qin Fei, "The lip balm of the beauty queen is just easy to use. Where did you buy the duck? " She showed her dimples again. She is really a person who laughs and cries until she is old! If I were a boy, I would be crazy about her, too.

"I bought it in Pinduoduo. Actually I bought it in Pinduoduo. "

I froze. Not because I think it's ridiculous for her to buy things on Pinduoduo, but because she said something I wanted to say but couldn't say.

I don't know where I saw this sentence: "Only the poor will buy things on Pinduoduo." Since then, although I shop on Pinduoduo from time to time, I have been afraid to admit it to my friends. I remember once, I bought a sweater on Pinduoduo, and my friend finally couldn't help it. He said, "Your clothes are really beautiful. Where did you buy it? Send me the link quickly. " My face turned red and I didn't have the courage to say it for a long time. Friends also deliberately ridiculed: "Don't buy it on Pinduoduo?" Actually, I thought to myself, "Yes, I bought it on Pinduoduo. I think the clothes on Pinduoduo are very good and very cheap. " But when it comes to the mouth, it becomes: "How is it possible? Shopping on Pinduoduo? Pinduoduo is cheap, and there are no good goods. Everyone knows that I didn't buy anything in Pinduoduo. " Afterwards, I went to Taobao to find the same clothes and sent them to my friends.

"Hey, hey, what's wrong with your deskmate? You won't laugh at me, will you? " Say that finish, she smiled quite indifferently. The winter wind blows slowly, and her confident and sincere smiling face overflows in the wind and stops at my heart.

Yes, life is alive, life is your own, not for others to see. A noble person like her can frankly admit to buying things on Pinduoduo. Why should I keep my mouth shut?

From now on, I decided to be as confident and honest as her.