Style joke

Not that kind of recycling!

A woman came home after shopping and was horrified to find her husband in bed with another younger woman. Just as she was about to give her husband a new chance, he quickly explained the situation:

"You have to listen to how this happened. On the way home, I saw the young girl looking poor and tired, so I gave her a lift. Because she was hungry, I took her home and gave her some leftovers from the refrigerator that you had forgotten. Her shoes were worn out, so I gave her a pair of shoes that you didn't wear because they were out of date. She caught a cold, so I gave her the sweater you bought for your birthday. You never wore it because you didn't like the color. Her jeans were torn and full of holes, so I gave her one of yours, which you can't wear anymore. Then, when she was leaving home, she asked, "Is there anything your wife no longer uses?" "

Joke 2

At the press conference, President George W. Bush announced that he was surprised by the speed of global warming. Then one of his assistants took him aside and explained that it was only spring.

Joke 3

A woman called her husband during the day and asked him to buy some organic vegetables on his way home to prepare for dinner that day.

The husband came to the store, began to look for organic vegetables everywhere, and finally asked the vegetable seller where they were. The vegetable seller didn't know what he was talking about, so the husband said, "These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with toxic chemicals? "

To this, the person in charge of production replied, "no, sir, you must do it yourself."

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Joke 1: A woman came home from shopping and was shocked to find her husband and another young woman lying in bed. Her husband quickly explained:

You must know how this happened. I drove home and saw that the little girl looked poor and tired, so I brought her back. Because she was hungry, I gave her some leftovers from the Federal Reserve at home, and you have forgotten. Her shoes were broken, so I gave her a pair of shoes that you didn't wear and thought were out of date. She caught a cold, so I gave her a sweater that you never wore, because you didn't like the color. She was wearing jeans and was full of holes, so I gave her a pair that you didn't think was appropriate. Then, she was leaving home, and she asked if there were any other wives you didn't need.

Joke 2: At the press conference, US President Bush announced how surprised he was at the occurrence of global warming. Then one of his assistants took him aside and explained that it was spring.

Joke 3: A woman called her husband and asked him to buy some organic vegetables on his way home that night.

The husband came to the store, began to search all the organic vegetables, and finally asked. The person questioned didn't know what he was talking about, so the husband said, "These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with toxic chemicals?

The man replied, "no, sir, you can only spray it yourself."

Although there is no energy, there is waste of resources, global warming and organic food. I hope you are satisfied.