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My heart is written to Nanfeng, and my love words are written to Shan Gui.
I don't know when my life began. Long time no see.
Li Xiaojia who can sing is one of them.
I was a sophomore when I met Li Xiaojia. That was the second year when I was the most seriously ill. Fantasy crossing every day, super powers and so on. At the worst time, I even carefully observe the stones on the roadside every day, expecting an old man with martial arts secrets to tell me about the year of Sao. I'm here to teach you a set of skills or something.
Li Xiaojia has never been like this. When all the boys around him are busy reading novels, he has collected the appearance and figure information of the girls around him, and successfully completed the feat of changing three girlfriends a year in senior three. Now 2 1 year-old, or single dog. I have to say that this is really a very sad thing.
In fact, I think at that time, I still had many friends, and I never worried about getting drunk when drinking. The love letter is still in the test paper. I like you. It's never easy to say.
At that time, drinking and having fun with them was not enough after dinner. A group of people angrily went to KTV and drank and bragged. Li Xiaojia is a bully, so he has to order Eason Chan's love songs as soon as he comes up. No matter in Cantonese or Mandarin, Ya always sings affectionately, causing a group of girls to scream.
Later, after listening to more, Lemon learned, so every time she sang a white rose with Li Xiaojia, she sang a red rose, and Li Xiaojia sang today next year, she sang love transfer. It happens that Eason Chan's songs are classics in every capital, and they can even sing together according to the same tune. I have to say that singing well is a racial talent, and others can't envy it.
What? What am I doing? Well, every time I send snacks, I eat them very cleanly.
Xiaoxi, like me, belongs to the kind of person who silently plays dead every time he goes to KTV, but I still have the courage to shout a few words of love after his death. When this sister never sings, every time a group of people boo her to sing, she always blushes and waves her hand and says nothing.
At this time, Li Xiaojia will take the microphone and say angrily, "Take a drop and swish the pot for the brook" (the next song is dedicated to the brook).
In the mv, Eason Chan was singing at the top of his lungs, the lights kept spinning, people around him exploded instantly, and a group of people shouted wolf. Xiaoxi looked at Li Xiaojia tenderly, much like a painting.
Xiaoxi was Li Xiaojia's last girlfriend in high school. Compared with his previous two girlfriends, Xiaoxi, with short legs and flat chest, stood in front of Li Xiaojia at 1.82 meters, just like an ugly duckling.
My friends can't understand it, but looking at this tall man 1 m 82, who stands in front of the stream like a baby cat, I can only silently sigh that everything has its vanquisher. The girl who can turn a husky who has lost the reins into a kitten is really a god.
Maybe this is like. It doesn't make sense. When you are alone, happiness is you, loneliness is you, night is you, and everything you see is you.
Li Xiaojia said, "When you really love someone, you don't care about any standards. It doesn't matter what skin is white and beautiful, and what body is soft and easy to push down. The important thing is that you look at her and suddenly find out, ah, there is light in her eyes. "
Well, I don't understand why anyway, because my right hand never works.
Later, after the college entrance examination, Xiaomi and Gubei went to Wuhan, Lemon chased Luo Huan, who had a crush on her, to Beijing, and Li Xiaojia went to Shaanxi. The stream can't go to Shanxi for a minute, so it can only stay here.
What? Where do you ask me? Well, I couldn't bear to part with the scenery of our high school, so I repeated my studies for another year.
The year of re-reading passed quickly. I went to Wuhan after the exam and had a good time. My old friends came from all directions, and Li Xiaojia was the last one.
It's just that little Xi is not with him.
It was still noisy in KTV, but the world was quiet at that moment. Everyone was silent. I drank the wine in my glass and asked softly, "Why?"
He looked blankly, sighed and said, "There is no reason."
Yes, there is no reason. How many joys and sorrows are staged every day in this world? This romantic drama has no audience. Without one or two actors, who knows?
It was last summer when I saw the stream again. The girl with long hair is fluttering, sitting on the grass in front of the teaching building, as gentle as dandelion.
She said, "I'm glad to see that none of you have changed."
She said: "I was psychologically prepared when he proposed to break up. When a boy no longer cares about your diet and tells you jokes, I know that this relationship has no end. "
She said: "I sneaked into his city and discovered the existence of that girl. He is really good at picking and can always pick a beautiful girl as a girlfriend. "
She said: "I was so angry that I wanted to slap her in the face, but after thinking about it, I forgot. Do you think I'm useless? "
She said: "In fact, now that I think about it, he is such a person. He is adrift. For him, love is just a game. It's actually good to break up. Maybe I will thank him for not getting married in the future, don't you think? "
I shook my head, speechless.
The sunshine in July was bright and hot, and the girl sitting on the grass blushed unconsciously. The listener can't sing, nor can he comfort a wounded dandelion. The south wind has been blowing, but I want to ask, where are you going and when will you come back?
I suddenly remembered that night, Li Xiaojia ordered a beautiful song. When it was his turn to sing, everyone was quiet. When Eason began to hum a prelude in the MV and the audience began to cheer, Li Xiaojia, who was drunk, suddenly grabbed the microphone and opened his mouth, but he couldn't even sing a word. He turned his head and tried to cover his mouth, but his eyes were red.
At first, he thought that love was just a game, the winner only owned the whole world, and the loser was homeless, but he thought he was the wind, and flowers bloomed everywhere.
Looking back, he saw that the sunshine had covered every road when he came, the flowers on the riverbank were still in full bloom, but dandelions were floating in the wind, no way back.
the past
It's warm enough to walk around holding hands.
Look at the flickering neon lights in the city.
See parting and reunion.
No matter how far you go, you won't be afraid.
Because when I turned around, it was you.
So I ran, laughed and played at will.
Until the neon goes out and the fireworks gradually become cold and cheerless.
It was not until the glitz dispersed that Qionglou Yuyu fell into formation.
Until you finally disappear into the sea
On the day of parting, I sat on the street corner.
Looking south, the wind blows three thousand miles.
Busy downtown, brightly lit.
People passing by are still in a hurry.
From then on, I knew
Everything will be the same for the rest of the night.
However, * * * you never break dawn again.
end
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