Funny joke, funny joke.

1 class, the teacher told me to draw on the blackboard. Suddenly, the teacher said to himself, "How to draw this tank?" The students laughed wildly. A classmate said, "The teacher's artistic skills are really good!" Teacher: "When I finish painting, I will teach art." Boy: "Yes, yes, beans, beans ..."

Teacher No.2: "This problem is equal to 2.6kg/m3" Some classmate: "The teacher is so clever! This problem is done correctly! ~"

Teacher No.3: "Load the goods into the truck!" Classmate: "How did you bump into him?" Teacher Qi: "Isn't Jinan dialect fake?"

Teacher No.4: "What is this fill-in-the-blank question?" A classmate: "teacher, this is a fill-in-the-blank question." Teacher Qi: "I know! Choose what? Oh, no, what? "

No.5 is not a person (nickname). He looked at the leather coat (brown) worn by the teacher and asked, "Is the teacher's leather coat true?"

History class:

1 Teacher Lisa said to Sun Ziyi, "You remember so little!" "He just doesn't remember," said Lao Huang, who is across the Chu River (the aisle between two tables). Teacher Li turned and flipped through Lao Huang's information: "You didn't remember a word I said! I still have the face to say that he has remembered something. " Lao Huang: "Nothing is something." Miss Li: "Oh ~ That is to say, if you pass the exam, it means you can't pass it. Then what are you studying here? "

NO.2 In a history class, a strong wind suddenly blew the door open, and Lao Huangkou did not accumulate virtue: "Sun Yat-sen was angry and changed China to this."

Miss Li: What are you doing? Dreaming of marrying a wife? ! "A classmate:" That's what he thinks. "

Geography class:

No.65438 +0 Di Lao: "How is this picture connected?" Wang: "even radius. Even the diameter. " Di Lao: "Ah, yes!" Wang: "Get back together ..." Di Lao: "Get back together?" A classmate: "Lianliankan! ~"

No.2 A classmate: "Australia is a country that rides on a mine car and sits on the back of an ox."

No.3 Di Lao: "Did you use a picture for this question?" Wood: "Yes." Di Lao: "What map should I use?" Wood: "useless."

Chinese class:

No.65438 +0 Teacher Yan: "Look at what you wrote." Li: "I didn't see it." Teacher Yan: "Why do you eat with your eyes?"

In the Chinese exam, Miss Yan said, "Sit up straight and don't look at me with your sidelight (bladder)!" Classmate: "Ah? Bladder? " Teacher Yan paused for a moment and found a step: "China's Chinese characters are just too abstruse. I mean the light around me and the light of my eyes. Where do you want to go? "

Teacher Yan on the 3rd pointed to the empty position of carrot and asked, "Where did this go?" Classmate A: "I didn't come." Classmate B: "I forgot to come." Classmate C: "I forgot to bring it."

Math class:

No.65438+No.0: "This topic is called Extension Question. How do these two lines do the same? " You Xuaner: "A teacher taught me! ~"

English class:

No.65438 +0 Teacher Sun: "Put Christmas socks into gifts."

Microcomputer course:

65438 +0 A classmate: "The teacher lost his card!" Another classmate: "The teacher died here!" " "

Chemistry class:

No.65438 +0 Geng Fang didn't listen to the teacher's key points in class and asked what the teacher had just said. Teacher Li said helplessly, "Brother! Why don't you listen to me? "

1 One day I asked my colleague, "Hu Shiran, what's your name?" She said angrily, "Go to hell!"

The No.2 Communist Youth League Secretary said: "Whoever donates 10 yuan again, our class will be 250!" At this point, Wang Yichuan jumped up, took out 10 yuan from his pocket and handed it up …

On the 3rd, Wang Jinyu said to me, "When I came here today, there were only two people in the car." I said persistently, "You and the driver." Wang: "Yes! I came by taxi! ~"

No.4 Lao Huang said angrily after the eugenics counseling: "What is this?" Which school did you get it from? So I like1one-hour tutoring in 0 yuan! "

On the 5th, Wang Jinyu patted Lao Huang sitting in front and asked, "How to do this trigonometric function problem?" Lao Huang unhurriedly turned his head and said, "Read after me and test how to stand." Wang Jinyu was anxious: "I asked you how to do it, not how to read it!" "Lao Huang:" If you can understand it, just do it. "Then he looked back. Wang Jinyu watched it n times and patted Lao Huang: "I can understand it. Can you tell me how to do it? "

On the 6th, I patted Lao Huang: "What is the formula of photography theorem?" Lao Huang: "Which question?" "Well," I pointed to the question on the paper. Old Huang pretended to be an old man and said slowly, "If you want to be simple, use the area method. If it is difficult, use the photography theorem. " I suddenly realized. After a while, Mrs. Fang (Lao Huang is also in the same position) turned around and said, "Aunt Li, how did you make that photography theorem just now?" I followed the example of Lao Huang and said slowly, "If you want to be simple, do it by area method, if you want to be difficult, do it by photography theorem." At this time, Lao Huang turned around and stared at me and said, "How do I hear this sentence so familiar? ! "