Seeking funny English short plays

Forrest (voiceover) Mom, she must be right.

The development of things is very interesting.

Extended file system BAYOU LA BATRE/BUBBA's mother's family day

Forrest Gump walked to a small house on the edge of the river. A group of black children are playing in the front yard.

Forrest (voiceover)

I didn't stay at home for long because I made a mistake.

Promise Bubba. I always try to keep my promise.

So I went to Rabat River to meet Bubba.

Introduce their families.

Bubba's mother, Mrs. Blue, and her other children looked at Forrest Gump.

Mrs. Blue, are you crazy, or are you completely stupid?

Forrest: Stupid people do stupid things, Mrs. Blue.

I guess it's Mrs. Blue.

Extended file system Bubba's death day

Forrest Gump walks to Bubba's tombstone.

Forrest (voiceover)

Of course, I paid my respects to Bubba himself.

Forrest Gump Hey, Bubba, it's me, Forrest Gump. I remembered

I understand everything you said.

Forrest Gump took money out of his pocket.

Forrest: I want to take 24.5 thousand

I got 62 dollars and 47 cents. ...

Extended file system estuary day

Forrest Gump walked through a yard where someone was cleaning shrimps.

Forrest (voiceover)

... well, that's after a new haircut and

The new suit and I took my mother out for a real luxurious dinner.

I bought a ticket and three bottles of Dr. Pepper.

Forrest walked along a wooden pier. Forrest paid an old black shrimper a lot of money.

The old shrimper told me. Are you stupid or something?

Forrest: Stupidity is stupidity, sir.

Extended file system Bubba's grave

Forrest Gump stood in front of the grave.

Forrest Gump: Well, that's what I left after I said "when I am"

On the national table tennis team in China, I just ...

I like to beat table tennis with my Flex-O- table tennis. "

Everyone knows it's not true, but mom says.

This is just a little white lie that won't hurt anyone.

So, anyway, I put all this in gasoline, ropes and new ones.

Fishing nets and a brand-new shrimp boat.

Extended file system estuary day

Forrest piloted his shrimp boat. The ship is old and rusty. Forrest Gump untied his net and his catch fell to the deck today. Just a pile of garbage and shells. Forrest picked up a shrimp.

Forrest (voiceover)

Bubba has told me everything he knows about shrimping.

But you know what I found? It is difficult to catch shrimp.

Extended file system port area

Forrest took some shrimps out of the bucket.

Forrest: I only caught five.

Two more glasses, old shrimper, and you can have cocktails.

The old shrimper started to walk away, and then stopped to look at Forrest Gump.

Hey, have you thought about Na Min's old boat?

Forrest (voiceover): I've never named a boat before.

But I can only think of one.

Forrest Gump drew a name beside his boat. The name is "Jenny"

Forrest (voiceover)

The most beautiful name in the world.

Cinderella

Bai: A long time ago, there was a girl. Her mother died, her father remarried, and his new wife has two daughters. They are as bad as their mother. The poor girl has to work day and night. She must sleep in the kitchen. She is wearing dry clothes. They all call her cinder of Cinderella. However, today we will show you a different drama.

(Cinderella holds her head high and looks handsome on stage)

Narrator: She is so strong and smart. Especially she is good at sports.

Now, she is taking part in the 100 meter race.

Now, she is playing basketball. (Cinderella dunks easily with one enemy and one hundred)

Now, she is practicing China Kung Fu (Cinderella fights and her opponent falls).

This is hers-Cinderella

Cinderella (angry, watching the narrator): Are you finished?

Narrator: OK (stuttering) Go on, even if she is perfect, she still can't escape the poor life. Why? That's-

Stepmother (pretending to wash clothes): The water is so cold! I'm too old to do anything. My leg hurts too much.

(Cinderella Mo, taking the washbasin from her stepmother)

A big sister knocked loudly on pots and pans. Cinderella took the pots and pans from her hand. )

(A sister sews clothes with a needle and thread, stabbing her hand and screaming-Cinderella Mo, take the clothes from her hand)

First act

Cinderella is massaging her stepmother's shoulder.

Second sister (rushing in, holding a leaflet): Mom, mom, look! There are some leaflets. I bought it on the street.

The king is having a banquet. The prince will find a wife.

First sister (chin support): I must be chosen. I am the most beautiful girl in the world.

Second Sister (dancing out of thin air): No, not you. I have a charming figure, and I am the queen.

(The two sisters quarreled, and the stepmother took the leaflet from her daughter and kissed her.)

Stepmother: Oh, baby. Stop. You two are the most beautiful girls in our country. He may choose one of you. Come on, make your own makeup. We don't have enough time! (Staring at Cinderella) Cinderella, what are you doing? Come here and help your sisters!

Cinderella: OK, I will. But, mom, can I go to the party tonight? I think-

(Three people together)

A sister: Oh, my God! I forgot Tim's homework. He gave us a lot of homework .. I can't finish it. What should I do?

Second sister (taking the book, pointing and echoing): Oh, right, right. Look, exercise A, exercise B, exercise C, exercise D, exercise E, oh, plan tree, essay, study plan-(glancing at Cinderella and crying) Oh, my God! Oh, my party! My prince! My happiness! And the future of the country!

Cinderella (panic, comfort): Sisters, don't cry! I always do my homework for you, tonight, of course!

(Mother and daughter are anxious): Goodbye, our lively girl!

Act ii

The witch came to the stage on a broom that almost fell off. )

Narrator: Oh, Harry Potter!

(The witch ran into Cinderella)

Cinderella (angry): Who are you?

Witch (Pride): I am the best witch and the most beautiful witch. I can give you everything you want.

Cinderella: Really? Do you know the king's party? I want to go, but-(looking down at my rags)

Witch (laughing): Don't worry. It's easy for me! Look, clothes, shoes, cars-

Cinderella (jumping on shoes happily): Oh, what beautiful glass shoes!

Witch: Put it on and go!

Act iii

In the resplendent hall, music is flying and people are buzzing. The ladies are waiting.

Guard (stick): Welcome the prince.

(Applause and cheers)

King (serious): Please be quiet! As we all know, today I want to choose a beautiful, slim, gay girl with long hair for my son-(turning around and pointing to the prince), handsome, strong, tall and brave!

(The prince is shy)

Ladies: How lively! How handsome! (intoxicated, rushing forward to surround the prince)

(At this time, a woman flew out and held a fan to "fight our way out")

The prince is dancing with Cinderella when the phone rings. )

Prince: Whose phone is it?

Cinderella: Oh, it's my mobile phone! (While dancing, he takes out his mobile phone and answers the phone) This is Cinderella. Go ahead!

Witch: It's 12 o'clock. The game is coming to an end. Come back soon! Or you'll change back! (starts ringing)

Cinderella: Oh, I must go! I ran in a hurry and dropped a shoe.

Prince (picking up his shoes): Wait! You forgot to tell me your name and phone number!

Prince (watching the girl leave sadly): I lost her!

Act IV

Narrator: Since the party, the prince fell in love with Cinderella, and he decided to look for the mysterious girl. He put forward a program, "whoever has the right glass shoes is the prince's wife!" "

The prince took his soldiers everywhere to find someone to try on shoes. )

Soldier: Please try on this shoe! Oh, your feet are too big!

Soldier: Please try on this shoe! (Ms. B tries on shoes) God, what a terrible smell! Of course not you!

Narrator: One night, the prince came to Cinderella's house.

(Two sisters standing at the door, spoony): Oh, here comes the prince, so handsome! He is so cool!

Soldier (holding shoes): Please try on these shoes.

(Two sisters are robbing): Oh, it's my shoes! -Oh, these are my shoes!

(The soldier grabs the shoes and hands them to the elder sister): You first! Big sister took the shoes, but she couldn't get them in. )

Soldier: Don't do that. Your feet are too long, and you will wear out your shoes!

Second sister (proud): I said, it's my shoes. (grabbed the shoes, tried them on, and finally put them on with great difficulty and walked away)

Second sister: * * * *, it's too small! (Take off your shoes, squat down and rub your feet, and your shoes fly to Cinderella)

Stepmother (roaring): Why are you here? Go back to the kitchen! Wash dishes!

Soldier: Wait! Every girl has to try!

Stepmother: She is very dry! This can't be her! (Cinderella, don't wear shoes easily)

Prince (cheering): Oh, it fits! I found you! (Prince and Cinderella embrace)

Narrator: The prince was sent to look for her. On a sunny Sunday, he and Cinderella were happy together. They lived happily ever after!