Humorous joke: Kenwa's mother, who knows how I grew up? ...

My mother wants to throw high.

The grades are really high.

very high

……

After practicing 1 year.

His skills are more agile.

"God knows how I grew up!"

Who said mom wouldn't go out to play?

It's mom who is deep in the pit.

There is a pit baby's mother

Why are you worried that life is not wonderful?

To make up for my fears

He told me a story.

"This story is not terrible ... it's terrible to have the best mother."

"Since then, I know the evil in the world.

I can't trust anyone easily anymore. "

You never know the next moment.

What kind of surprise will she bring you?

"The moment it happened,

I have some doubts about whether I am my own.

Until many years later

I accidentally turned to my mother's diary when I was born.

I just know the truth.

There are only eight words in the diary:

It's too ugly to accept! "

Mother is a strange girl who likes to dress up.

Usually, I do experiments.

A three-year-old kindergarten

School activities

Mom dressed me like this.

From this time on.

I don't have any friends anymore.

I realized the warmth and coldness of human feelings early

"I don't want to lose face!"

At the age of seven

The school held a marine life party.

In order to reflect the vision of marine life

Mother made me a jellyfish headdress.

The teacher told his mother that I should at least show my child's face.

At the age of nine

Our family went home.

It rained on the road.

My mother made me fully aware of one sentence:

"Mom and dad are true love,

And me, it was just an accident. "

"The more you grow up, the more lonely you get ~"

afterwards

Every time it rains,

One more child will doubt life.

No wonder everyone says maternal love is like water. ...

"Is this the luxurious panoramic skylight of the legendary rainy day exclusive car?"

"Plastic bags can't stop a despair ..."

expand from a small to a large force

My mother let me taste all the ups and downs.

"Mom, you can easily lose me like this ~"

Once, the TV suddenly smoked.

My mother let me have a look.

Once, the refrigerator leaked a little.

Another time, there was an abnormal noise by the window.

We thought we were thieves.

My mother asked me to take a look at a knife.

more importantly,

I peeled apples while watching TV in the living room.

My mother is mopping the floor.

I accidentally cut my hand.

It looks like something is bleeding.

I exclaimed loudly.

My mother also loudly exclaimed:

"That you are quick to use your hands! We are just dragging! "

"Mom's strength is pitted, and the whole person is laughing!"

18 years old

I can finally leave home.

Go to college in other places.

Every time my mother says:

"You are not at home, your father and I both eat pickles."

After listening to this, I blamed myself.

Go home at once and invite them to a restaurant for dinner.

Unexpectedly, as soon as I stepped into the restaurant door,

The waiter smiled and said to his mother:

"Elder sister, are you coming again?"

Once, before my holiday, my mother called me:

"Daughter, will you go home tomorrow?"

I said, "Go back!"

As a result, my mother said to my father on the other end of the phone:

"Husband, don't feed the leftovers to the dog!

Daughter will go home for dinner tomorrow! "

When I got home,

Less than three days.

My mother thinks I eat too much.

Waste food at home

"Mom, in order to keep fit,

Your approach can be said to be very touching ~ "

But it's mom after all.

Still care about me.

Every summer at the hottest time.

She will bring the electric fan into my room.

Let me enjoy it alone

What about her

Silently turned on the air conditioner in her room.

afterwards

Mom learned to use WeChat.

Mother's fancy attack on me never stopped.

After learning to use Yan characters,

Spare no effort to dislike me.

"Not abandon me ugly, is abandon me ugly!

Please, I'm your own! "

But, who can be sure!

After all, which biological mother can remember her child's zodiac? !

"Say that a good family is bigger than the sky?"

Because grabbing red envelopes is too fast.

My mother kicked me out of the house!

Say more are tears ...