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The drama script is suitable for six people. All six of us are girls, but we don’t mind the opposite. It’s funny and can make everyone happy.

The first scene of Valentine's Day

Aniu: Hey, it's really painful to watch it anymore. What radio station? It's hard to read some books and make trouble

penny: Hey, don’t we sisters study hard every year today? No wonder, don’t be excited. I also know that you are unbalanced. Aniu: What? I do this every day.

Penny: Forget it. Stop making excuses, it’s not all the same. Valentine’s Day is a sad holiday. If you have a boyfriend, forget it. But a beautiful woman like me who is loved by everyone is also beautiful and miserable

Aniu: Come on, don’t come here. It makes you sick, but you still have a beautiful face and a poor life. I think you will live a long life

penny: It doesn’t matter, it’s the same anyway. No one is with you. If you have a boyfriend, I’ll be happy. My requirements are not high, as long as you are better than Andy Lau. Just a little bit better, then you can be worthy of me. Jing, what do you think?

Jing: Ah, why do you want me to finish this question first?

A Niu, Penny: Fainted You defeated

Mrs.: Boss, wait, wait, listen to me, I really didn’t mean it

Beauty: The brat dared to play tricks on me, causing me to be scolded by the professor

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Wife: I really don’t have time to write. Who would have thought that the article I blindly downloaded was published by your lousy professor?

Beauty: Yes, who would have thought of you? Do you have a chance to see the sun tomorrow? Let’s pray for tomorrow with the Iraqi people ***

Wife: Boss, I was wrong. I won’t dare to do it again next time. Ah Niu, please help me, I will die.

Beauty: Do you want a next time?

RMB: Why has it fallen again? Hurry up and sell it. I have already lost a lot and I can’t afford to lose again this time. Really, why are you all here?

Penny: Why are you studying in self-study? How can you be so cool?

RMB: I can’t even say that you are cool. But today I am suddenly rich. I really hope that every day It’s Valentine’s Day, so I’ll be confident that I can surpass Bill Gates within twenty years. By the way, take it.

Penny: Oh, give it to me. Isn’t it right? What’s your kid’s plan to chase me? Not so easy to bait

RMB: one dollar

penny: What a dollar

RMB: Please think of me as a philanthropist. This rose is I'm selling the last one. For the sake of my classmates, I'll charge you a cost. Come on, one dollar.

penny: Go ahead and get your roses

RMB: No Why did you pull it down and throw it away? It’s a good thing it didn’t break, otherwise I would have asked you to pay for it

A Niu: You are too stingy about RMB, isn’t it just a rose?

Penny: Yes, no Just a rose?

A Niu: Just give it to Penny, let her get a rose on Valentine’s Day

Penny: Who cares about you

RMB : Hey, isn’t this A Niu? How can you be here?

A Niu: Ah, what’s wrong? I can’t do it.

RMB: Of course not. Cucumber brother, don’t you have anything today? Program

Aniu: Cucumber and I are together today

RMB: Today is your holiday, Valentine’s Day

Aniu: Who said he and I are the same

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RMB: Oops, the facts are in front of you and you still don’t admit that the masses have sharp eyes

A Niu: I, I, really

RMB: By the way, sell this rose You might even earn two yuan and three by giving cucumbers

A Niu: How could he and I do that?

RMB: hello, what’s the current exchange rate?

8.31

Aniu: I really don’t understand why RMB thinks so

penny: No wonder the idiot who told you two to be in pairs all the time thinks so too

Aniu: Only idiots would think that way if they were cut in pairs

penny: Look at the cucumbers and cucumbers

Cucumber: Hey, I’m really exhausted

penny: Cucumber, what are you doing with the big box and the small box?

Cucumber: I don’t want to either, but I was born with this fate, what can I do?

Aniu : Why did someone give you the chocolate again?

Cucumber: I really can’t hide anything from my little sister

penny: Why did you hook up with another sister?

Aniu: Maybe it was given by the aunt at the supermarket

Cucumber: If you cut it, does it look like it was given by a girl?

Penny: Or it was given by a boy.

Cucumber: Don’t you mean that just because a handsome guy like me, who is handsome, elegant, generous, and suave, has women giving me these things all day long and refusing to accept them? They are still crying and shouting that they want to die. I can’t help it, I really don’t understand those little girls

penny: Wow, didn’t you make a lot of money today?

Cucumber: That’s not to mention a hundred and eighty boxes. Next, it depends on what kind of chocolate the lowest price is, and it has to be three digits. As for the chocolates that cost tens of dollars, I took them without even looking at them and threw them into the trash can. I don’t know how many girls I made cry today. What is this called? Walking all the way in style, Hey Beier has face

A Niu: Ah, Cucumber, he is here, oh, I understand, yes, carrying these along the way is respectable enough. Someone called me just now to look for you. She's a girl

Cucumber: Look, this is the truth. I'm sorry to call you on my phone, but I'm so shy.

Aniu: Then think about her. Why don’t you call your mobile phone?

Cucumber: Hey, is a little girl always a little shy? You don’t even understand? What about my mobile phone?

Aniu: That shy person just now A shy girl said you left your phone on the counter when you were buying chocolates in the supermarket

Cucumber: oh shit

Penny, Aniu: Cut the hypocrisy

Teacher Wang: What’s wrong with the cucumber? Don’t prepare now for PE class tomorrow. Run so fast and learn Tomahawk missiles. You want to fly

Aniu: He is still eager to fly. Teacher Wang, why are you here

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Teacher Wang: Oh, this is your application form. Fill it out and give it to me next week. It’s not easy to go to France now. I spent a lot of effort to get it. Oh, by the way, Niu Niu, today is Valentine’s Day.

Aniu: Yes

Teacher Wang: Are there no activities

Aniu: Ah

Teacher Wang: Forget it Isn’t it the one with cucumber?

Aniu: Which one

Teacher Wang: It can be the other one, isn’t it?

Aniu: Why do you all say that?

Teacher Wang: Anyway, this is what I came up with based on facts and theory plus my most rigorous inferences

A Niu: Teacher Wang, what do you think of? Went

Teacher Wang: I understand that it’s not a big deal for you, the younger generation. Besides, everyone on this earth knows about your relationship with cucumbers. You see, you see, and you see how much chocolate you get from cucumbers. I'm not afraid of holding him to death. Let me help lighten the burden on Cucumber. No thanks. I'm good at everything. My only shortcoming is that I like to help others too much.

Cucumber: Wow, that's an exaggeration. Even Teacher Wang is. Someone gave me chocolate. The woods are so big these days, and every bird has my chocolate. How about my chocolate? Teacher Wang, I bought it with my own money.