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My Baby Swallowed a Bullet

Young Mother: "Doctor, my baby swallowed a bullet. What shall I do?

Doctor: "Don't point him at anybody."

The young mother said: "Doctor, my child swallowed a bullet, what should I do? "

The doctor said: "Don't let him point at anyone. ”

Notes

1. to swallow a bullet: swallow a bullet

2. to point at: aim at...

How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

He won

Tom: Johnny, how is your little brother?

Johnny: He's sick in bed. He's injured.

Tom: What's going on?

Let's play a game to see who can lean out. Farthest out the window, he won.

The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.

"It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't. be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"

"Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb , too?"

A little boy didn't like the way the dog barked.

"It doesn't matter," a gentleman said, "Don't be afraid, do you know this proverb? : 'Barking dogs don't bite. ’”

“Ah, I know, but do dogs also know? ”