Funny sentences during the epidemic

1, I'm afraid of going out at night, but now I'm afraid of meeting people when I go out during the day.

2, eat when you are sleepy, sleep when you eat, and sleep for a long time is not a pig, but a person.

3, less mobile, no Unicom-telecommunications.

4. The Wuhan duck neck downstairs finally admitted that it was fake, not Wuhan, but a local duck.

It's finally time to lie at home and do nothing to contribute to society! Cherish it!

6, the face is called a mask, and the face is called a mask.

7. What needs shaking now is not a car, not a room, but a mask.

8. A traffic accident happened just now. After getting off the bus, the drivers of both sides added WeChat to each other and returned to the car a few hours later. Dare not quarrel face to face, for fear of spitting.

9. The doctor prescribed me some pills. When I got home, I accidentally knocked over the bottle and slammed the door. The result is a loud pill.

10, now go out to buy masks and invest. I spent 1 mask when I went out and bought1mask, making a net profit of 9. Can't buy a mask, net loss 1.

1 1, love to eat game, Henan rectification slogan: eat game, from the seventh day to the seventh day.

12, boring, with a mushroom on his head. I picked the mushrooms and ate them. The doctor said it was good mushroom poison.

13, people in one building and people in another building guess horses and have fun drinking in the air.

14, during the epidemic, I had to lament the development speed of my hometown and didn't go home for just a few months. Not only have the roads and streets changed, but even high-speed railway station has been renovated.

15, the safest people now are those in prison.

16, people who don't talk about fever are class enemies lurking among the people.

17, this year's Spring Festival, it is the difference between life and death that can come out to meet, the fugitive that can come out to play cards, and the true love that can come out to date.

18, reminding everyone: If you feel weak and sore at home, don't be too nervous. Because this is caused by lying in bed for a long time and brushing your mobile phone, don't worry.