Humorous and funny copywriting phrases

Relaxed and humorous, people can't help laughing. The following are humorous short sentences I compiled. Welcome to read!

1, I wanted to turn around and smile at the male god, but I laughed a nose bubble.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman who has nothing to do but eat.

I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future and no escape.

4, go to bed early every day, nothing to play less mobile phones, not good for mobile phones.

5. Who says I can't play musical instruments? I quit. I played well.

6. Tell you a story about hiding a knife in a smile, hahahahahaha.

7. Nobody wants me except you. I just don't want anyone except you.

I am looking forward to our future, but the reality gives me a huge joke.

9. For people like you, I have nothing to talk to you about except love!

10, I'm afraid to ask what kind of girls you like, because I'm afraid I'll meet all of them.

1 1, the awesome person is not how many people there are in the background, but how many people there are in the background.

12, I hope your troubles in your circle of friends are the same as your hair, less and less.

13, what stars do you see? It's all gum.

14. We will know tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

15, they are all charming, but I'm different, I grind people.

16, if there is an afterlife, I want to make a quilt, either lying in bed or sunbathing!

17, looking down at your own meat is really gentle.

18, if being rich is also a mistake, then I'd rather make a mistake again and again.

19, as the saying goes: laugh and the whole world laughs with you; You cried. You are the only one crying in the world.

20. Youth is like toilet paper. It looks a lot. It's not enough to use it alone!

2 1. If you are willing to tear my heart off layer by layer, you will go to jail, I will tell you.