Trick on boys! ! ! As long as it gives him diarrhea, please! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

You can trick him into drinking some old juice.

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1, my friend taught me a trick of cheating, so I smiled and said to my mother, "I'll tell you a joke." Once upon a time, there was a fool who liked to say no. When someone asked him what, he said no. Have you heard this joke? " Mother said, "Have you told me before?" I shook my head: "No." On second thought, ginger is still spicy. ...

2. In the fourth grade next semester, someone in this class loves basketball and sits at my desk. Once, a Chinese teacher made oral communication, and in groups of four, everyone had to tell an interesting story about his childhood. The deskmate said that he went back to the countryside to set off firecrackers when he was a child. His brother buried firecrackers in cow dung. He ordered it and ordered it once, but it didn't show up. He went to have a look and was blown in the face by cow dung. "

The biology teacher in high school is the headmistress. Speaking of physiology, she asked a boy, "How to calculate the menstrual cycle?" The boy couldn't answer, so he asked the girl at the same table immediately after sitting down. The boy raised his hand when he understood. The teacher looked at him and said, "Forget it, I just forgot that you are a man!" " "The whole class is cold!

4. My girlfriend took me out to play. If she didn't want to go, she said I was tired! Girlfriend: Don't regret not going! I want to introduce someone to you, and you don't want to go yet! I quickly replied: Go, go now. She took me around the zoo and finally pointed to an orangutan and said, how about this one? Me: ... I'll believe you next time. I am a monkey. ...