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English humorous sentences

Humor, describing interesting or ridiculous and meaningful. It is a foreign word, transliterated from English humor. I have compiled a collection of English humorous sentences. I hope everyone will laugh after reading it.

1, humor, can be said to give people a subtle feeling of adjusting the interest of life. For some light humor, the atmosphere at that time can be changed, and the stagnant unsolved case can be suddenly solved. -Masayoshi Ohira

Humor: It can be said that it can give people a subtle sense of seasoning to adjust their lives. Because some relaxed humor can change the atmosphere at that time, and can suddenly solve the deadlocked cold case. —— Nida Masayoshi

A sense of humor is a feeling. Li,

A sense of humor is an appropriate restriction. -Lee Ji Bolun.

3. Humor and wit are the flashes of wisdom. -Indira Shakespeare

Humor and wit are the flashes of wisdom. -British Shakespeare

4. Humor comes from wisdom, and abuse comes from incompetence. -Pine forest

Humor comes from wisdom, and bad words come from incompetence. -Pine forest

5. Humor is a sign that workers have confidence in their careers and show their own advantages. -Engels

Humor is a sign that employees have confidence in their careers and that they have advantages. -Engels

6, humor is not willing to the absurdity of the system. -Arthur

Humor is a sense of absurdity that refuses to take things seriously. -Hugh Cher

7. What a gorgeous costume humor is and what a loyal guardian it is! It always surpasses the wisdom of poets and writers; It is a gift in itself, and it can eliminate ignorance. Scott

Humor is such a gorgeous dress, a loyal guardian! It always surpasses the wisdom of poets and writers; It is a gift in itself and can put an end to ignorance. Scott

8. Humor is an excellent expression of wisdom and moral education. -De Engels

Humor is the embodiment of wisdom, education and moral superiority. -De Engels

9. Humor is human nature. It can change a person's atmosphere, but it can't change a painful life. Fruit Chan

Humor is human nature, which may change the atmosphere for a while, but it cannot change the pain for a lifetime. -Chen Guo

Humor is the buoy of the waves of life. -Dissemination

Humor is a lifebuoy in the waves of life. -Rab

1 1, humor is the light of all wisdom, shining in the spirituality of ancient and modern philosophers. Where is the quality of humor, it is all smart and wise. They will use humorous skills to solve all the problems, and arrange everything calmly and perfectly. -Qian Renkang

Humor is the light of all wisdom, shining in the spirituality of ancient and modern philosophers. Anyone with a sense of humor is smart. They will use humor to solve all difficult problems and arrange every situation calmly and properly. -Qian Renkang

Humor is a beautiful and healthy quality. May you create your own humor. Lenin-former Soviet Union

Humor is a beautiful and healthy quality. May you be humorous yourself. -Lenin of the former Soviet Union

13, humor and seriousness test each other, because they are unwilling to accept good jokes, which leads to doubts, but irresistible jokes must also be wisdom. -Gorky Asia

Humor and seriousness test each other, because if you don't want to accept well-meaning jokes, you must have doubts, and jokes that can't stand judgment must also be wisdom. -Hello.

There are many real words in jokes. -Swift

A lot of truth is said in a joke. -Swift

15, jokes to deal with the enemy, is a natural good tactic, but the contact point must be the fatal wound of the opponent, otherwise, the ending is just a joke. -Lu Xun

It is naturally a good tactic to use jokes to deal with the enemy, but it must be fatal to the opponent it touches, otherwise, the joke is just a simple joke. -Lu Xun

A truly humorous person has no understanding, but only laughs happily and laughs at the cold and dreary atmosphere of life. -Qian Zhongshu

A person with a real sense of humor has a different understanding. A person laughs happily and coldly, taking a breath for a boring life. -Qian Zhongshu

17, successful people use a sense of humor to deal with setbacks. James Pam

A successful person handles setbacks with a sense of humor. -James Pan

I think a sense of humor is part of charm. With a sense of humor, people can exchange ideas and opinions with each other in a very harmonious atmosphere. Without a sense of humor, life becomes monotonous. I, Sophia Nalan

I believe that a sense of humor is also an indispensable part of charm. With a sense of humor, people can exchange ideas and opinions in a very harmonious atmosphere. Without a sense of humor, life will become very monotonous. -Italian Sophia Ming Lan

I doubt whether the world has experienced the importance of humor, or the possibility of changing our whole cultural life, and the position of humor in politics, science and life. Its function is not so much matter as chemistry. It has changed our thinking and experience. We must recognize its importance in national life. -Lin Yutang

I doubt whether the world has experienced the importance of humor, or the possibility of humor changing our whole cultural life-the position of humor in politics, academics and life. Its function is not so much physical as chemical. It has changed the basic organization of our thoughts and experiences. We must acquiesce in its importance in national life. -Lin Yutang

20, make you laugh, funny. Think about it. Laughter, humor. George Bunus

People who make you laugh are interesting. People who make you want to laugh, humor.

2 1, people can't be the same, some people can be humorous, some people can't, and people who are not humorous had better not be forced. -Lao She

People's talents are different. Some people can be humorous, others can't, and those who can't be humorous had better not be forced. -Lao She

Not everyone can have a humorous attitude. This is a commendable talent, and many people don't even have the ability to enjoy the people's present happiness. -O Freud

Not everyone can have a humorous attitude. It is a rare gift, and many people can't even enjoy the happiness that people present to them. -Freud

You can't keep a straight face when dealing with people. Humor is the most important thing, it will make your work easier, bring you welcome sunshine, and also bring you life advice. -Indira Parkinson Rusmoggi

You can't always get along with people with a straight face. Humor is the most important thing. It will make your work easier and bring sunshine to the lives of your employees. -British Parkinson Rastemoji

Good humor not only makes you laugh, but also makes you cry! The more you cry, the less valuable your tears will be, so you can still see the solemnity and sincerity of your soul when you are happy and laughing. Maybe the pain of humor doesn't mean the pain of weakness. -Wang Meng

Good humor can not only make you laugh, but also make you cry! If you cry too much, you will be fall in price, and if you are tired, you will be happy. You can still see the author's solemn and sincere soul in the laughter. Maybe the pain of humor is not weaker than the pain of pain -Wang Meng

25. The definition and analysis of humor is a pastime lacking humor. -Benchley

Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime for people who lack humor. -Benchley

26. It is very deep-rooted to keep away from abstract thinking. A sensitive nose and the smell of humor and irony will wrinkle. Now people who know how to use this kind of nose read the morning paper and set up a prize for satire, so they will say: I want to get this prize, which is smoother than what I do, because I can speak my mind immediately without playing any tricks. -Hagel

The distance to respect abstract thinking is so ingrained that a sensitive nose wrinkles when it smells humor and irony. Since people with this nose read the morning paper and know that satirical literature has a bonus, they will say: I think it is better to get this bonus than I do this thing, because I can say my thoughts at once without any tricks. -Hegel

27. People who know humor are generally happy. quiet

People who know humor are generally happy. peaceful

You tell me to get out, and I'll get out. You told me to come back. I'm sorry. Go away.

You told me to go out, and I went out. You asked me to come back. I'm sorry. I'm leaving.

29. If you don't reach their limit, there is no limit to the life of the fence you play with.

If you don't set limits for yourself, there will be no barriers in your life that limit your play.

30. A truly humorous person will not be savvy, but will just laugh happily and laugh at the cold and boring life. -Qian Zhongshu

A person with a real sense of humor has a different understanding. A person laughs happily and coldly, taking a breath for a boring life. -Qian Zhongshu

3 1, the last bus 4, happiness is not to miss, but not to be crowded.

The last bus of happiness is not missed, but not crowded.

32. The most effective capital is our reputation, which is our 24-hour uninterrupted work.

The most effective capital is our reputation, which works for us 24 hours a day.

33, rogue is not terrible, afraid of rogue culture. ......

Rogues are not terrible, but they are afraid that hooligans have culture. ...

Even if you climb the highest mountain, one can only take a step by standing on a solid ground.

Even if you climb to the highest mountain, you can only take one step at a time.

35. It is better to quit the net than to do it.

Rather than fishing in the forest, it is better to retreat and build a net.

36, a lot of money, but can not find seed money, will cause.

There are many ways to make money, but if you can't find the seeds to make money, you can't become an entrepreneur.

I am in a bad mood today. I only have four words to say. Including this time and the previous two times. I'm done.

I am in a bad mood today. I only have four words to say. Including this sentence and the first two sentences. I quit.

38. But when two people meet, what follows is either a story or an accident.

But when two people meet, what follows is either a story or an accident.

39. You are not a financial officer, and the financial officer ignores you.

If you don't manage money, money will ignore you.

40. Go your own way and let others take a taxi.

Go your own way and let others take a taxi.

4 1, money is not the problem, the problem is no money! You can't hang yourself from a tree. Try it on several nearby trees.

Money is not the problem, the problem is no money! You can't hang yourself from a tree. Try to die several times in several nearby trees.

42. There is no natural self-confidence, only constant self-confidence.

There is no natural self-confidence, only self-confidence that is constantly cultivated.

43. Action is a good medicine to cure fear, while hesitation and procrastination will continue to nourish fear.

Action is a good medicine to cure fear, and hesitation and procrastination will continue to nourish fear.

It's not that you change quickly, but that you eat too much.

It's not that you change quickly, but that you are too bad.

45, just like pregnancy, it will be invisible after a long time.

Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it. (99 sentences teach you to learn humor)

46, must have useful materials to be useful, I ascended to heaven!

Since God has given talents, let them be used! The materials will be useful and I will ascend to heaven!

47. Positive thinking leads to positive life, while negative thinking leads to negative life.

Positive thinking leads to positive life, and negative thinking leads to negative life.

48. Don't be lazy with me, I am lazier than you.

Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compete with you.

There are many real words in jokes. -Swift

A lot of truth is said in a joke. -Swift

50. Successful people deal with setbacks with a sense of humor. James Pam

A successful person handles setbacks with a sense of humor. -James Pan