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It is enough to know the deep water area [UK] Caroline Lee The American liner Mississippi is sailing on the magnificent Mississippi River.

[Composition Diving] Last winter vacation, I traveled to Hainan and wrote diving. Hainan's gorgeous natural scenery and rich ethnic customs left a deep impression on me. But what excites me most and unforgettable is my first diving experience in Dadonghai, Sanya. It was a sunny afternoon, and the blue sea was shining with golden light in the sun. I am wearing a diving suit, waiting for the water with expectation and anxiety. Although I have been training for half an hour, I am still a little scared. After all, this is my first dive. Who knows if there will be another sinister face under the beautiful and calm mask of the sea?

Finally, it was my turn. The staff helped me put on a diving vest with an oxygen bottle and buckled a belt with four pieces of lead. This dress is so heavy that I can't even walk. In shallow water, the coach repeated the precautions for us: hold the oxygen tube tightly with your lips, don't breathe through your nose, and don't be nervous if there is danger. After that, he asked me to grab one of his shoulder straps and set off for the deep water area.

It went well at first. I always pay attention to breathing through my mouth, and I can't care about anything else. Unexpectedly, at this moment, a brown jellyfish-like creature jumped on my diving mirror, which scared me to spit out my oxygen tube and a mouthful of salty and bitter seawater entered my mouth. At this time, I have lost my hands and feet and forgot to take oxygen. I quickly inhaled through my nose, but my nose was blocked by the eyepiece, which made me suffocate. At that time, I just felt that my eyes were shining, the sea was coming from all directions, my heart was pounding, and I felt like I was drowning. I gestured to the coach in a panic. I heard a loud cry, and my diving vest immediately filled with air and brought me to the surface.

As soon as I got out of the water, I gasped. Reminds me of a sentence I read before, describing someone's desire for something, just like a drowning person's desire for air. Now I personally realized how appropriate this metaphor is!

After the coach said the precautions again, I went into the water again. I seem to have been diving for a long time before I saw a reef with a vague outline below? We're at the bottom of the sea! Gradually, I can see clearly: the seabed is covered with rocks, and the rocks are covered with seaweed, coral and seaweed, and it feels very slippery. Long seaweed dances gracefully in the water. I picked one, and found it was translucent brown, and it pricked my hand with thorns. Coral is like colorful flowers, which makes sand colorful. I tried to break some, but the coral was too hard and failed.

Suddenly something flashed before my eyes. It turned out to be a lovely fish. He is only the size of a business card. His body is transparent, and he swims very flexibly. After a while, several fish appeared in front of me. They seem to swim leisurely, not afraid of me at all. Then the coach took out a bottle and poured out the rice grains inside. When the fish saw the grain of rice, they immediately swam over and wolfed it down for fear of being snatched away. The nearest one is only the size of a palm, and its transparent body is covered with pale yellow stripes, which is very beautiful. In front of delicious food, it wolfed down and ignored me. I touched it, and its big round eyes glared at me with malicious intent, and then turned away.

After staying underwater for a long time, I began to feel very uncomfortable: my eardrum ached and my chest was like a big stone. When I appeared again, I could hardly stand. Although my head is dizzy and my mouth is salty and bitter, I have an unspeakable pleasure in my heart. This interesting trip to the bottom of the sea will always be treasured in my memory like a pearl.

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