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Life is not long, it is enough to fall in love three times.
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? Sasha and I went to high school together. High school has different meanings for each of us. When we were teenagers, we were ignorant, willful and a little rebellious. However, at that time, we also had nervousness, hard work, hard work and fighting spirit. After all, although we were young and frivolous at that time, there was still the mountain of college entrance examination ahead.
? Sasha is from Chongqing. After her parents divorced, she followed her mother to Fujian. After the senior high school entrance examination, she rallied. Sasha and I became classmates. Sasha has a strong baby sounds, a lovely baby face and fair skin unique to Chongqing. She is as lively, innocent and lovely as a child. I don't know why, the teacher put us at the front and back tables, and then we naturally became acquainted.
? Sasha and I never talk about studying. We talk about handsome guys, novels, skating, games, shopping and traveling ... as if all hobbies are the same.
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? At that time, Sasha fell in love with Chen Chao, a boy in her class. Chen Chao is next to Sasha, so when the sun shines on Chen Chao's face, it may look good. Sasha has the hotness and directness of this Chongqing girl. She threatened to catch up with Chen Chao in class, but Chen Chao seemed to enjoy being chased, or he thought Sasha said chasing her was just a joke, so Chen Chao and Sasha became good friends and had an affair with Sasha.
? Sasha always pretends to kill her and says, "Why didn't you say Chen Chao wouldn't promise me? Am I not good enough? " Haven't survived a semester, Chen Chao talked about love, but the heroine is not Sasha, but Chen Chao junior high school students' side dishes, and the side dishes are also in this high school, and she was selected into the experimental class with excellent results, only separated from us by a wall. Sasha is lovelorn. She tells me plaintively how bad her mood is every day. I heard her ear cocoon, and I just didn't hit Sasha.
Sasha secretly went to the experimental class to look at the small dishes. She is taller, thinner and more beautiful than her. Even so, Sasha was unconvinced, but Sasha was restrained. After all, people are in love, and she can't get involved. Sasha didn't give up, just didn't continue to pester, and Chen Chao really made friends.
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? Besides studying in high school for three years, Sasha fell in love with Chen Chao. She knows that Chen Chao likes a bottle of breakfast milk and a steamed bun in the morning. She knew that Chen Chao always ordered mushrooms, eggplant and tomatoes to stir-fry meat in the canteen. She knew that Chen Chao and his girlfriend were on and off. She knows that Chen Chao's favorite cartoon is Naruto. She knows that Chen Chao likes smoking and drinking. She knows that Chen Chao likes black and white.
In fact, as a bystander, I never understood why Sasha likes Chen Chao. Chen Chao has a hunchback, is sloppy, smokes and drinks, likes to show off and pretend to be forced, so I have never had a good impression of Chen Chao. I haven't spoken to Chen Chao for three years in high school. After all, he and I are not on the same road. As the saying goes, neither share the same sky nor share the same sky. Many times, I even think that Chen Chao is not good enough for Sasha. Of course, I later found out that more than one person thought so.
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? You can see how much Sasha likes Chen Chao from one thing. At that time, during the summer vacation of sophomore year, Sasha came to my house at eleven o'clock in the evening. I'm a little surprised. It's enough to come to my house alone across three towns at night. Going to eat mala Tang with Sasha makes my tears flow, but Sasha's tears don't seem to be spicy, and the whole person is very depressed and sad.
? Sasha didn't intend to stay at my house that night, but let me stay with her all night. She said she was in a bad mood. I didn't notice that Sasha's long hair had been cut with a knife, and there were some lovely meatballs in a mess. I said, "Why are you so cruel to cut your long hair?" Sasha said with tears, "Because Chen Chao broke my heart." I was speechless for a moment.
? In fact, Sasha is cuter with a meatball head, and at least baby sounds with a baby face looks cuter, much like a junior high school student of thirteen or fourteen.
? I stayed with her all night that day, and she bought a pack of cigarettes. While smoking, she was choked to tears, and then cried and said, "Why do you think Chen Chao loves smoking so much? I want to know him, but it's no use knowing him. I want to get close to him, but I can't get close at all. " I didn't answer her. I let her vent her emotions and silently handed her tissues and drinks. I don't know how Chen Chao hurt her at that time. Is it because of Chen Chao's girlfriend or something? I looked at Sasha like this, although I was very distressed, but there was nothing I could do. Who told her that she likes Chen Chao, but she really likes Tony? Who knew she cared so much about Chen Chao?
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? Later, the countdown to the college entrance examination reminded us to work hard and shuttle through all the books and papers. Sasha and I were in different classes after arts and sciences, so at that time we were all immersed in our own world to review. After graduating from high school, following the ingenious method of territorial principle, Sasha will go back to Chongqing to go to college, so Sasha and I parted ways. I'm even glad that I don't have to listen to her nagging about Chen Chao anymore. I think she can forget Chen Chao when she returns to Chongqing, and she should stop crying for Chen Chao.
? Actually, there are many things I haven't mentioned. Sasha's mother came to work here after her divorce. When Sasha was a sophomore, Sasha's mother married a local and gave birth to a girl named Yiyi. But before Sasha graduated, the man died. As Sasha mentioned, I don't remember whether it was an illness or a car accident.
? Sasha's mother likes to stay in Fujian, and I don't know the specific reasons. In short, no matter how Sasha advised her mother to go back to Chongqing, her mother refused, so Sasha ran around and returned to Fujian after graduation. As soon as Sasha came back, she talked to me about their experiences and changes in the past four years. It doesn't seem to have changed much, but I can still speak freely. Sasha found a job as a primary school teacher in our town and became a class teacher. She invited me to have tea and chat when she was free.
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? In the year that Sasha came back, Chen Chao took the initiative to contact Sasha and even confessed. Sasha remembered everything in high school and agreed without hesitation. Then Sasha proudly showed off to me and said, "I finally believe that sentence. That sentence is yours. Even if I travel all over the world, I will still come back to you." "I noncommittally let Sasha caper happy appearance in front of me.
? At that time, Chen Chao confessed to her, in a simple sentence, "I want to be friends with you!" It set off all the memories and throbs of Sasha High School. Chen Chao is Sasha's first love, and she is the hero of the story. Although this confession has been separated for seven years, it can still make Sasha nod without hesitation and make Sasha dream of getting married and having children in the future. At that time, she was sure that Chen Chao would give him a future and stay with her for a long time.
? Of course, when Chen Chao confessed, he was sincere as if he were going to marry Sasha tomorrow, and even signed up, telling Sasha everything in the family clearly, saying what would happen after marriage. Sasha was so happy that she called me from time to time to report their sweet progress.
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? However, Chen Chao hurt her seven years ago, and Chen Chao still hurt her seven years later. Chen Chao suddenly broke into Sasha's world, said "together", and then a month later, when the love period was not over, she did not hesitate to push her away. When Sasha went to find Chen Chaoshi, Chen Chao said coldly, "I haven't decided yet, Sasha, you don't want this. We may not get married. I'm just saying that we are friends everywhere ... "That sentence is like Sasha is dead and can't be tied up any more, as if Sasha humbly prayed for Chen Chao to be with her. Again. Sasha completely let go of her scarred first love. Sasha cried and went to the station to buy tickets. The cold wind blew hard, and her heart was stung by that sentence.
Of course, as a storyteller, I did not hesitate to label him love rat, and then said to Sasha, "There are so many choices in the world, why only think about him?" . I said, "Sasha, you're too kind. Chen Chao doesn't deserve you at all. How do you like him so much? " Sasha is still in tears. "I don't know, but I just like him."
Sasha got married today, and I'm glad it's not him.
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Actually, I forgot to mention one of me. He is Sasha's ex-boyfriend. When Sasha went back to Chongqing to go to college, she lived alone in Chongqing, and she had plenty of college time. When there is no class, she will be bored alone, so Sasha often takes part in some social activities and goes out to play with her roommates.
She met Liu Wei, a junior high school classmate of her roommate. Liu Wei's fine eyes suddenly attracted Sasha's attention. Of course, her roommate was going to fix her up, so she finally got it.
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? Liu Wei is a master of automobile maintenance technology with a junior high school education. Sasha is a freshman and a teacher. From the perspective of education alone, the two people actually seem quite out of place, but Wei Liu loves Sasha very much. This alone makes me think that Sasha and Wei Liu are a good match.
After three years in high school with Sasha, I know that Sasha is a lazy person who is a little confused and forgetful. Sasha and Wei Liu didn't live together for long, just a simple cohabitation relationship. Liu Wei helped Sasha clean up the room, washed and cooked for Sasha, prepared things for her trip, and reminded Sasha what to do today, for fear that Sasha would forget.
Liu Wei's monthly salary is five or six thousand yuan, all of which is given to Sasha. When Sasha goes to play or buys clothes, bags and shoes for dinner, she brushes Liu Wei's salary card. Even Sasha's classmates and friends gave Liu Wei the money to get married. Sasha also took the driving test, and the money was given by Liu Wei. After deducting the rent and utilities from the rented house, almost all the money left was spent on Sasha, and Liu Wei was happy to spend it on Sasha.
Sasha likes skating, but Liu Wei doesn't, but Liu Wei will accompany Sasha to the skating rink. Sometimes he just sits and watches Sasha skate, and sometimes he tries to learn to skate. Liu Wei tries to like everything Sasha likes. As long as Sasha likes something, Wei Liu will try to like it, but Sasha can choose not to like what Wei Liu likes. Even as long as Sasha hates it, Liu Wei has changed one by one.
At that time, in the second year of high school, Sasha and her roommates opened an interest class to teach children to sing, dance and count English. After each teaching, Sasha goes back to their small room, and Liu Wei cooks for Sasha. During that time, two people were like young lovers. Liu Wei's salary was used to pay their living expenses, but all the money earned by Sasha was remitted to Sasha's mother. This is also promised by Liu Wei. Liu Wei said, "You can give all your money to your mother, and I will support you, even after marriage."
? When they were in love, it was almost a happy memory. After all, Liu Wei dotes on her so much that she does whatever she likes and never interferes. Wei Liu's love made Sasha feel spoiled in the small world of two people. Therefore, in the four years of college, Sasha has never used QQ WeChat or even contacted us by phone. About her love affair with Liu Wei, she nagged in my ear when she came back.
? Sasha lives a pampered life like a queen in Chongqing. She said she had no time to pay attention to us. Apart from attending classes and going to interest classes, Sasha has almost always been bored with Liu Wei. It's like the life of two newlyweds going to tourist attractions or shopping together on weekends.
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Until Sasha graduated, Sasha's mother was still in Fujian and her boyfriend was in Chongqing. Unable to make a better choice, she decided to go back to Fujian.
Sasha's mother is alone with Yiyi, who is six or seven years old. Sasha's sister, Sasha, how can she bear to see her mother work so hard and choose not to come back to help her share the burden? When Sasha went to college, Yiyi was taken away by Sasha's grandparents, but they were too old to take them away. They wanted to go back to Chongqing to support the elderly. After all, they are too old to stand such a toss.
Liu Wei's father died when Sasha was about to graduate. At that time, Liu Wei was very sad, but he just spoiled and said to Sasha, "Be good these days and don't mess with me." Wei Liu loves Sasha. Even if he is sad, he will give priority to Sasha. It seems that he has always been a warm man without temper.
? Every time Sasha thinks about what Liu Wei has done for him, she has an impulse to go back to Chongqing and be with Liu Wei. Sasha begged her mother, even blushing and crying, but her mother just didn't want to go back to Chongqing. Maybe mom is afraid to think of that failed marriage!
Liu Wei has a younger brother who is still in junior high school, and he can't live without his family. He has to work at home, so what can he do to take care of it? Although Liu Wei's mother likes Sasha, she also wants her son to be with her.
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Liu Wei bought Sasha a plane ticket to Fujian. When she sent Sasha to the airport, she said, "If you find the right person, don't consider me, as long as you are happy. But as long as you need me, I will always be by your side. " In fact, they talked a lot before sending Sasha to the airport. Liu Wei felt that Sasha would not come back, and Liu Wei even cried. Liu Wei wants to give Sasha happiness more than anyone else.
? ? He is really a spoiled Sasha, and everyone thinks that there will be no second person who loves Sasha more than him.
He still loves Sasha. Besides going to work, he called Sasha and told her the weather and stories in Chongqing. Because of the time difference, sometimes Fujian has dinner at five or six, and Chongqing is still sunny at two or three. It's like a long-distance relationship thousands of miles away. Sasha's school has summer vacation and some holidays. Liu Wei always talks with Sasha and asks her to help buy back the plane tickets in Chongqing. Sasha refuses because she is too sad.
Liu Wei later traveled thousands of kilometers to find Sasha. It was May Day holiday. Sasha brought Wei Liu to me. His fine features are tens of thousands of times better than Chen Chao's. I saw Sasha smiling happily, and Wei Liu's love was always obvious. I can't bear to watch them show their love and abuse of dogs. After sitting for a while, I returned to their world.
In fact, Liu Wei has been here several times. Every time I just eat and stroll with Sasha, and then I go back to Chongqing to work. Although he was very upset, Liu Wei felt very happy.
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? Sasha told me that she was really confused. Liu Wei is an easy-going person. If they get married, they will be very tired. First, economic issues. If the cost is definitely high after giving birth to a child, Liu Wei's living standard can't give the child the best future at all. And although Wei Liu is a master of technology, he is always so consumed that he will never start his own business.
? Wei Liu, who is thousands of miles away, can't live with her because of family reasons. So can she. She will come back to take care of her mother and sister, and can't go back to Chongqing to live.
Liu Wei's mother hinted several times that Sasha went back to Chongqing, saying that Liu Wei was the eldest son of the family and could not come to Fujian. Sasha's mother doesn't object to them being together on the surface, but she will also persuade Sasha to go to Fujian to find someone to marry.
? Fujian people attach great importance to family care, and even if there are problems in marriage, they will not easily think of divorce, while Chongqing people dare to love and hate, and like to fall in love. There is no family care concept in marriage, and even the divorce rate is very high. Sasha hesitated, and finally broke up with Liu Wei. Sasha is addicted to all the favors given by Wei Liu, but reality and distance have to make Sasha feel hopeless about the future.
? Of course, Chen beyond now when Sasha and Wei Liu break up. She is Chen Chaoren, who runs a fruit and vegetable company in Xiamen and has a house in Xiamen. In terms of economy or distance, or memories that she liked for many years, Sasha felt that she would be happier with Chen Chao. Unfortunately, Chen Chao just made a cameo appearance in her love and left in a hurry.
? Sasha said to me every time, "Look at Chen Chao's hunchback and untidiness. Compared with my boyfriend, he can really dump him for several blocks, but how can he just leave? " In fact, I know that both her first love for many years and her predecessor who fell in love for many years are her youth. They are incomparable. She loves them all.
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? In fact, in reality, love is sometimes really extravagant. No matter Chen Chao, who liked her for many years as a student, or Wei Liu, who doted on her to the extreme, Sasha couldn't keep any of them.
? In fact, the climate difference in winter is very obvious. For example, it's sunny in Fujian where Sasha is located, and it's already snowing in Chongqing. Sasha struggled for a long time. That winter, they broke up. Sasha's family needs her. She can't live without Fujian, and Liu Wei's family can't live without him. How can he travel thousands of kilometers to her city?
Sasha got married today, but it's a pity that the groom is not him.
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Today, Sasha got married, not the first love who liked the whole student days, not the one who spoiled her and regarded her as the predecessor of the world, but Luo Yang who had known her for less than a month.
? Luo Yang and Sasha met under the introduction of their classmates. At that time, Sasha had been disappointed in Chen Chao, and Sasha had completely broken up with Wei Liu. At that time, Luo Yang sat opposite Sasha. Sasha felt nervous and embarrassed at the first blind date. There was only one thing that made Sasha recognize him.
? Sasha is so nervous with a teacup that his hands are shaking. Although Luo Yang was five years old, she hurried back to see him when she was introduced. But when she saw Sasha, she was also a little nervous. Luo Yang saw Sasha's nervousness carefully, so she told Sasha a joke to break the tension. Jokes are not funny, but when Luo Yang tells jokes, they are funny. She struggled to spell the original joke, but she worked like a speech, which made Sasha really relaxed.
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? Some people say that it is good to talk about love three times in a lifetime, and grow up when you are ignorant; Once unforgettable, we remember; Once in a lifetime, we are together. Life is not long, it is enough to fall in love three times.
Sasha and I said, "I'm finally going to marry myself this time." Like a sigh, a sigh. I asked Sasha, "Why did you identify him so quickly? You have known each other for less than a month, "Sasha said meaningfully. "The time is right, the distance is right, and then you throw yourself away, but just as you throw yourself away to others, you suddenly feel a little sad."
Luo Yang is a what kind of person, to be honest, I don't know, but at the moment when Sasha bet her life to believe him, I have to admit that at that moment, Sasha was convinced that he was the most suitable person. Without the ignorance of the first love and the deep love of my predecessor, I just like it faintly, and I don't even have time to give myself more time to understand. In short, he is the only person who is suitable to spend his life with him.
Later, I have been thinking about such a problem. A fool met another fool. They fell in love like this and got together without thinking. Will it become dull or stupid? I smiled when I was thinking about it. Maybe this is the simplest happiness!
? The air is full of intoxicating sweetness. I wish my dearest Sasha, from now on, love lasts forever!
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