Give me a hot joke.

1, children write: My left foot is injured.

Teacher's comment: Are you a centipede?

A citizen told the mayor that the road digger cracked the water pipe in front of their house and leaked a lot of water. The mayor immediately called the water company to ask, and then comforted the public and said, "Don't worry, the water company said it wouldn't leak anything." These are all on your bill for next month. "

3. Many teachers in a university co-edited the English-Chinese dictionary of tourism industry. In order to show his professional level, a teacher publicly accused the editor-in-chief of the dictionary and said, "Your dictionary is wrong! Tourism. No, it should be "tourism". In fact, "tourism" is good, and "tourism" is also correct and more commonly used. The teacher only knows one thing, but not the other. He made a fool of himself in front of everyone on the spot. What is even more ridiculous is that the teacher who said other people's dictionaries were wrong compiled a new English phrasal verb dictionary (English title: New English phrasal verb dictionary). He translated "latest" into "new". In fact, the "latest" English is the "latest". This joke is widely circulated on campus.