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Statue of women courting between master and apprentice

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"I am most afraid of two things in this world, ghosts and master ..."

"Elder sister, you are so tall and beautiful. The only drawback is that your chest is a little small ... "

"These tongues are very obedient, sometimes they need watering, and sometimes they need to open the zenith to let them bask in the sun."

"What do you mean stay away from her, joke! I want the whole world in my hands, I'm afraid I can't resist this little Gankun! "

"I don't like it or dislike it. Therefore, it doesn't matter to me that I live in any way. "

"I don't believe in justice, evil and happiness, but I believe in you!"

"White, if you dare to hurt one of her disciples, I will kill you all over the room. If you dare to hurt her for the whole world, I will kill the whole world! "

"Noble sentiment? This is just a sentence? Or is it a feeling that people who sacrifice everything for their own happiness will have? My heart is eternal, my heart is immortal and I have feelings, but I have never done anything for her. I don't live long, I don't live in the six realms, I don't live in heaven and earth, but I still lost her and myself. "

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"He is the gentlest person in the world and the most ruthless person. I have worked hard for so many years and never understood him, but now I don't need to understand and I don't want to understand. I am dead or alive. Now that he is in my hands, I can do whatever I want. "

"I have no master, no friends, no lover and no children. At first I thought I owned the whole world, but it turned out to be false. Those who love me die for me, and those who love me want me to die. What I believed betrayed me, and what I relied on abandoned me. I don't want anything, I don't want anything, I just want to live simply, but God forced me, you forced me! Do you think I can turn back now?

Coloured glaze prajna

Ran Ran, the world of mortals is endless.

One is a wonderful work in Wulin, with a clear world view, such as a mirror, a cool breeze and a bright moon.

Extraordinary and free from vulgarity, Tsinghua is self-sustaining and born in Vientiane, but he who sees through the world of mortals.

If there is nothing, everything is empty.

Martial arts practice, all into the realm, can be called god.

As the saying goes-true water has no fragrance.

Unique and charming appearance.

A clever and treacherous heart kills all sides.

It happened that the stagnant water in Luo Xuan was deep.

But I was hurt by the emotional distress of Prajna paramita.

Good love is crazy, so is hate.

The contest between water and fire

In the end, it was just a lose-lose situation.

It just turned into a cloud of water vapor blown by the breeze.

And when the simple-minded and somewhat anthomaniac coloured glaze came to ancient times through time and space,

She met her destiny takes a hand's lover-Luo Xuan, a peerless doctor admired by thousands of people in the Wulin, with extraordinary spirit (ten thousand words are omitted below).

She accompanied Luo Xuan all the way, through twists and turns, just to escape the pursuit, escort him to get rid of the poison of Prajna flowers and get the blood of Xiaolong.

Lovely problem children, infatuated and confused, met a serious and ruthless peerless doctor.

All kinds of tenderness, all kinds of pain,

In the end, it was just a heartbreaking ending like Prajna flowers. ...

Luo Xuan, can it only make women look to God after all?

Boneless incense

One is a gentle and handsome zombie father who raised her for thousands of years, and the other is a cold and clumsy professor Shi Tian, who always gives her lessons.

Shit, why did Uncle Mei dig?

Jiang Xiaosi grinned. I will choose whoever drinks good blood. ...

The story of jumping zombie in boneless sex shop.

One is scary, two is sadistic, three is forbidden, and four is funny.

For the promise of a copper coin, he guarded for thousands of years.

She had thousands of hands and faces, and finally forgot what she looked like.

He is old-fashioned and thinks he is heartless.

She is simple and persistent, but in the end she is sad and boneless, and she is neither human nor ghost.

Love-hate night legends, unforgettable people and ghosts, or beautiful lingering, or horrible and weird. ...